Foods That Make You Angry

ohhh yeah the sulfur compounds in onions get vaporized and then mix with the water in your eyes to make sulfuric acid.

White bread make me somewhat 'angry' because everyone seems to love it and think it tastes delicious. I can't stand it.

Fake meat also makes me slightly annoyed. I hate it when I hear about vegetarians basing their diets on fake meat that's probably made with little soy and little nutrients, but it's packaged as fake nuggets, or fake hamburgers, or fake sausages. I feel like screaming at them, "eat some real vegetarian food! It's not that hard to make your own soy burger, or patties!"

I just hate the concept of fake meat packaged as a meal for vegetarians. I'll admit, when I first became a vegetarian I didn't know everything about what I was supposed to be eating to be healthy, but it just takes a bit of putting effort into the food you prepare for yourself and reading up on vegetarian cuisine. Call me a vegetarian snob, I don't care. I sound like one at the moment...

I guess it's the same could be said for processed meats, but because I don't eat meat I don't get shitty about processed meat that much, just processed vegetarian stuff :file:

i'll have to agree on most processed food being sub par.

the Abyss:

White bread make me somewhat 'angry' because everyone seems to love it and think it tastes delicious. I can't stand it.

Fake meat also makes me slightly annoyed. I hate it when I hear about vegetarians basing their diets on fake meat that's probably made with little soy and little nutrients, but it's packaged as fake nuggets, or fake hamburgers, or fake sausages. I feel like screaming at them, "eat some real vegetarian food! It's not that hard to make your own soy burger, or patties!"

I just hate the concept of fake meat packaged as a meal for vegetarians. I'll admit, when I first became a vegetarian I didn't know everything about what I was supposed to be eating to be healthy, but it just takes a bit of putting effort into the food you prepare for yourself and reading up on vegetarian cuisine. Call me a vegetarian snob, I don't care. I sound like one at the moment...

I guess it's the same could be said for processed meats, but because I don't eat meat I don't get shitty about processed meat that much, just processed vegetarian stuff :file:

I dispise white bread. There's nothing nice about it. It tastes like glue. :con:

And don't even get me started on processed vegetarian food! [:tehe:]
It has no real nutrients and it's processed to shit.
My friend's try and get me to eat them when I'm at their's for a bbq or party, but I just :hand:.
Anyone who tries to force that crap on me better watch out. ::Ranting:

Spam. I freakin hate it's whatever it is. :grr:
I also hate white bread cause it's nasty.
Barq's root beer cause it tastes like parsley. :file:
And tofu!! I have like this vendetta against tofu!
It's my lifetime want to never try it. :coffee:

xD.LOL.xD:

Spam. I freakin hate it's whatever it is. :grr:

:lmfaoMe too! I can't believe I forgot about Spam!
It looks like overprocessed goop.

xD.LOL.xD:

And tofu!! I have like this vendetta against tofu!
It's my lifetime want to never try it. :coffee:

omgno:I could live off tofu! [Provided it's mixed in with flavoursome foody and sauces... :shifty].

Bacon and ham. Just because I don't like the taste of it. :cute:

what?

but bacon tastes good!

have you never seen pulp fiction?

Pickles, tomatoes, onions, broccoli...
And other gross vegetables that just ruin my food.
WHY, why does vegetables exist?
They're nasty and grownups just have to force you to eat them.

Green beans. They're just so nasty! They make me wanna gag whenever I lay eyes on them.

Nut Roast.

Because I go out to home-cooked meals with like...family or at a friends and they obviously think: "Well, hm? She's a vegetarian so she's obviously going to want nut-roast, right?"
Wrong! But I get made to feel guilty when they set it in front of me and go "We made this just for you." ::Ranting:

Well that's just great. I get roasted pebbles for lunch with a side of guilt for not enjoying all your hard work with my inconvenience. Yuuuummy.

I'm not trying to sound rude, because I'll still eat it, it's just like...whenever I go out to a meal people seem to assume that I'm going to want a nut roast or something smothered in cheese.
No. I just don't. There's like 897529083476 more vegetarian options. ::Ranting:

That actually started as a rant about why nut-roast makes me angry but then it turned into a rant about peoples 'vegetarian friendly assumptions'. Sorry about that...:shifty

PEACHES. The feel of the fur on my tongue makes me cringe and wanna vomit. It feels like I'm swallowing a hairball.

I love peaches! :XD

What makes me angry?
Broccoli.

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I love peaches! :XD

What makes me angry?
Broccoli.

:lmfao I had broccoli for lunch! I love it.

When I'm eating a Zooper Dooper iceblock and the sealed plastic edges cut into the corners of my mouth It stings!!

omgno: I hate iceblocks! They make me angry.
Garlic food does too. Hate garlic.

Cheetos. Just the puffed kind, though. Not the crunchy ones, they nice! I think I don't like them because orange in just an angry color, but what about the crunchy ones...

It's just the puffy cheetos. I enjoy puffy Cheese Doodles. I just have some sort of grudge against them.

I don't like cucumbers either. I have no idea why, though. Whenever I see them I get pissed. :shock:

Nuts, because they're in a lot of foods that I like. I like them, but I can't eat them because I'm goddamn allergic. D:<

Mayonnaise. Because it's flat out disgusting. It stinks really bad, too. :file:

CARROTS.
:grr:
It's such a hassle to peel and cut whenever I want to make some roasted carrot dimes.

Mushrooms make me angry.
Simply because they're gross, and the fact that they're actual fungus makes them gross even more so.