Worst Baby Names

On this one tv show I was watching the other day, the couple on it had named their two daughters McCartney and Lennon I think those would be cute names for boys, but for girls, they just sound really ridiculous.

My cousin just had a son and named him Bratley. Brat for short.
Needless to say, she's not all that bright.

DarkestStorm:

Yellow Jello I think was a name I heard on the radio months ago

Two twins at my school are name Orangejello (Or-RON-jello) and Yellowjello (YELL-lon-jello) Not even kidding; Orangejello and Yellowjello...

My friend is going to name her daughter Destiny. I just don't like it...

Clifford. I have an uncle Clifford and he's just creepy as hell and kind of ruined it for me.

Helga and Bertha. Enough said.

Laqueesha. Not even kidding when I say I know someone with this name.

Archibald.

Ernest.

Darren Criss.:

Laqueesha. Not even kidding when I say I know someone with this name.

I know a girl named Marqweisha.
But what's even better/worse? Her last name, Oglesby. I feel so bad for laughing but...

Nevaeh. It's probably been mentioned before, and probably by me, but oh my gawd, what makes people name their daughters that.
My mom works in the ER of a hospital near the ghetto, and they ghetto baby mamas come in with their kids (who have had fevers for two weeks, but that's a different stories) and when the nurses ask for the name they always say, "Nevaeh. You know, 'heaven' backwards?"
Can't stand it.

Rebel.
Why would you name your child Rebel? And it's a girl, too.

Do you want a rebellious child that hates you and goes against everything you say? Because it seems like you do.

billy. and eugene

princess steve:

Nevaeh. It's probably been mentioned before, and probably by me, but oh my gawd, what makes people name their daughters that.
My mom works in the ER of a hospital near the ghetto, and they ghetto baby mamas come in with their kids (who have had fevers for two weeks, but that's a different stories) and when the nurses ask for the name they always say, "Nevaeh. You know, 'heaven' backwards?"
Can't stand it.

Me too! It's really tacky, I think.
Like, look, I'm clever. Har har.

Naive. I know someone who named their daugher Naive.

I get bored of hearing about mythological baby names; Greek/Roman ones particularly. It seems like it's done in an attempt to be original but it's not original at all.

There's a girl that goes to my school named Tequila.
Just...what? Why? No. No.

People don't like my sisters name, Bernadette, but I love it.

Finnigan.

My dad's friend's brother has a son named Finnigan Xavier Mc(I don't remember)
That kid can only live in Boston or Ireland for his whole life.
Damn people.

I want to name my kid Fletcher despite the gender and every time I say that, people literally tell me my kid will hate me for it. I think it's adorable...

I also like the name Oswald, but people scoff at that too.

whatevs.

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There's a girl I used to go to high school with named Shauntorius. And another girl named Sparkle. And then there was a boy named Flansworth after his grandmother's maiden name...

Adam Gontier.:

Finnigan.

It's really silly of me, but I don't like the whole making-surnames-first-names thing, especially for girls. I know loads of names that are well-established as first names come from / are / were surnames and vice versa...but it still bugs me.

I once saw a commercial for magical shampoo, and this one girl named Naja was talking about it. Her name sounds like "Nausea." Just...no.