You Know You're in My Town When...

You know you're in my town when Church is not known as being 'optional'.

You know you're in Grand Ledge when no one wants to do work.
(I swear, we're the laziest town in the country.)

You know your in Oak Forest when your biggest news is the murder that happened ages ago that no one knows about. Nothing ever happens.

You know you're in my town if you can't cross the street, frightened for your ife.
You know you're in my town if you can't walk down the street without somebody beggin you for money.
You know you're in my town when there's garbage everywhere.
You know you're in my town if there are jeeps everywhere breaking road rules and... just ugh.

._.

You know you're in my town when there are kids jumping off all of the jettys and people are walking around shoeless.

You know you're in Sydney, because your electricity bill is high due to the a/c always on.

You know you're in my town when you find black leaves and bits of burnt wood on your doorstep.

You know you're in my town when passing by a figure of a green cow every day is normal. :file:

You know you're in my town when you see Targets less then 10 miles apart.

When you see girls wearing Ugg Boots in 90 degree weather.

You know your in Long Beach when it's too late. You've already drown in the puddles.

Welcom to Rainy ,USA, they say.

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You know you're in my town when you find black leaves and bits of burnt wood on your doorstep.

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You know you're in my town when wearing a flanny isn't optional.
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You know you're in my town when you drive past the pub on monday and it's packed

You know you're in Canberra when two Italian guys driving around round-abouts smiling like idots isn't a rarity.

:file: They looked like four year olds do at a fair.

You know you're in my town when you leave this town and are flabbergasted when you see more than a one-lane road with corn fields on both sides.
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You know you're in my town when you're not on the map.
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You know you're in my town when you don't have a post office, you have to use the neighboring post office's zip code. :lmfao
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You know you're in my town when you get the week of the county fair off of school because over half the school is taking animals/crops and won't show up at school anyway.
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You know you're in my town when you go to a northern state and people say you have an accent. Ohio doesn't really have an accent, but most of us have southern drawls. :XD
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You know you're in my town when your school shirts say "Hicks From The Sticks". :roll:
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You know you're in my town when your Kindergarten class had twelve people in it. :tehe:

You know you're in my town when you see the industrial plants everywhere

You know you're in my town when you see the marina

You know you're in my town when you see all the little scene people lol

You know you're in my hometown when religion is pushed down your throat.

You know you're in Detroit when you walk into the local pizza place and there's a guy/lady selling bootleg CD's and DVD's.

You know you're in Stalybridge when someone walks past you with a dog the size of a moderately large dining table.

You know you're in my town when everything belongs in a second string OC reality show. :roll:
You know you're in my town when people are being complete tools. :file:

You know your in my town when the police care more about teenagers drinking than a boy being stabbed for the way he dresses