You Know You're in My Town When...

  • loser of the year.

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    You know your in my town when your surrounded by corn-fields and a block long town with a school thats out in the country in the middle of no where.

    You know your in my town when your surrounded by cow, pig, chicken, goat, and sheep farms..
    February 8th, 2009 at 06:04pm
  • kurdt cobain.

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    You know you're in Mt. Lebanon when two of your classmates
    uploaded a video of themselves "punching eachother in the face" onto
    Facebook... Oh the shame.
    February 8th, 2009 at 06:05pm
  • War-Worn Harlot

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    You know you're in my town when you walk into my mall and see all the fake fucking "mall kids" with homemade "raver bracelets."
    You know you are in my town when you see me!
    February 8th, 2009 at 06:13pm
  • ravegirl.

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    You know you're in fremont when the best place to eat is the neighborhood Denny's!
    :yah:
    February 8th, 2009 at 06:17pm
  • Sweetacher

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    You know you're in Halifax, England, when you meet the mayor in a shop where the proprietor is wearing a leather kilt and has a blue beard :tehe:
    February 8th, 2009 at 08:51pm
  • LakeEffectKid

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    You know you're in my town when people say "Oh my gosh I am so sorry! I should really watch where I'm going! Oh my gosh I am so sorry!" when they accidently elbow you lightly.
    February 8th, 2009 at 10:54pm
  • Antagonist

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    You know you're in my town when the only good place to hang is Wal Mart
    February 8th, 2009 at 11:19pm
  • soft rains.

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    Otep Shamaya:
    You know you're in my town when the only good place to hang is Wal Mart
    Pretty much. :XD
    February 8th, 2009 at 11:19pm
  • thing two

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    You know you're in my town when as soon you take a step outside, you melt. :cute:
    February 8th, 2009 at 11:31pm
  • quinn allman's hair.

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    You know you're in my town when all the kids you see are carbon clones of each other.
    February 9th, 2009 at 02:34am
  • rotozaza.

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    You know you're in my town when you're seeing Darth Vader playing violin a few blocks from the harbour, conversation includes phrases like "I'm going to see the Salmon Kings at the SOFA tonight".

    As well, you know you're in my town when nobody gives if you're smoking weed, you are suffering from bowling withdrawl, and see groups of Asian girls every block.
    February 9th, 2009 at 06:50am
  • Jonne Aaron.

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    You know you're in Canberra when you make bets with your dad on whether or not the screeching of tyres is going to end in a crash.

    Seriously. The drivers around here after dark are just... stupid. :file:
    February 9th, 2009 at 07:19am
  • cardiotoxicity

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    You know you're in my town when you walk down the street and you get blasted with turbos, ridiculously fat exhausts and chikaboom music. :weird

    You know you're in my town when everyone knows everyone, man. :|
    February 9th, 2009 at 07:24am
  • bullets are hailing.

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    You know you're in my town when there's skaters everywhere.
    February 9th, 2009 at 07:32am
  • breezy

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    you know your in my town when all you can smell is cow poop whereever you go.
    true story. lol
    February 9th, 2009 at 08:38am
  • quinn allman's hair.

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    propagandafooledus:
    you know your in my town when all you can smell is cow poop whereever you go.
    true story. lol
    :shock: Do we live near each other by any chance? :think: [:XD]
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    You know you're in my town when there's farmer's walking down the main street in their poop-covered gumboots and nobody even bats and eyelash...
    February 9th, 2009 at 08:47am
  • morgan leigh.

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    You know you're in Simpsonville when you see a bunch of hicks everyone.
    You know you're in my town when you see a real, real KFC.
    February 9th, 2009 at 09:02am
  • Spaztastic

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    You know you're in Downers Grove when you see ghetto and scene kids in the same place during the yearly summer festival and the punk sit on the curbs staring at people.

    You know you're in Downers Grove when the only time you see said punks is at the festival and you wonder if these kids really live in your town.

    You know you're in the south side Downers Grove when most kids say it's "hard livin' on da south side, being poor 'n all", when in reality no house is under $500,000.
    >.>
    February 9th, 2009 at 05:49pm
  • Marilyn.

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    You know you're in Metro detroit when at least threetimes a year there are dead people laying at the end of yourstreetwhen you wake up Cry
    February 9th, 2009 at 07:03pm
  • Romance.

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    You know you're in Armagh when you can't see anyone under 60.
    February 9th, 2009 at 07:39pm