You Know You're in My Town When...

You know you're in Holywood when you see a Church for every restauraunt and a gallery for every hairdressers.
Serious.
We have so many of these things it's ridiculous, you can't move for them building new ones..

You know you're in the White City when drug dealers are protesting against alleged other drug dealers.

You know your in Detroit when there are five strip clubs in a row on one street.

McCookies.:

You know your in Detroit when there are five strip clubs in a row on one street.

Amen.
You know you're in Detroit when you know that the booby trap is the strip club you go to when you don't want your wife to know, and cheetah is the one you bring your wife with you to :file:

You know you're Virginia Beach when there's a bar, strip club, gun shop, and gay haven right across the street from an elementary school and daycare center.

You know your in Trumann when the most exciting thing happening that day is getting your yearbook.

Sterling.:

McCookies.:

You know your in Detroit when there are five strip clubs in a row on one street.

Amen.
You know you're in Detroit when you know that the booby trap is the strip club you go to when you don't want your wife to know, and cheetah is the one you bring your wife with you to :file:

OMG BOOBY TRAP. :lmfao
So dead on.

You know your in Detroit when there are dueling African braiding shops across the street from each other.

You know you're in Phoenix when sunscreen is sold year round, always at the front of the check-out counter, and you wear it just to walk down the street. >.>

McCookies.:

Sterling.:

McCookies.:

You know your in Detroit when there are five strip clubs in a row on one street.

Amen.
You know you're in Detroit when you know that the booby trap is the strip club you go to when you don't want your wife to know, and cheetah is the one you bring your wife with you to :file:

OMG BOOBY TRAP. :lmfao
So dead on.

You know your in Detroit when there are dueling African braiding shops across the street from each other.

:lmfao You know you're in Detroit when you see African braiding shops.

^ :shifty They talk about you in Swahili.

You know you're in Detroit when there's a festival every weekend downtown.

You know you're in my town when the hobos talk about how it's the preferred location for them.

You know you're in Virginia Beach when to go the beach, some people can walk out their back doors.

You know you're in Virginia Beach where the term "Murder Mayfair" is used at home freely, and those who live by it -cough-me-cough- are undisputably druggies and murderers.

You know you're in Virginia Beach where if you're happy, you're on drugs, and if you're sad, you should go kill yourself.

You know you're in my town when the most recent real crime that happened was a teenage boy getting stabbed in the local park, about 3-4 years back and everyone still talks about it.

You you're in Virginia Beach when seeing a used condom laying on the ground is expected.

You know you're in Virginia Beach when there are pages of Playboy magazing flying around.

You know your in Trumann when it's cool to hang out in the parking lot of Walmart.

You know you're in Canberra when it's a sunny, 30 degrees (Celsius) day and it starts raining.

You also know you're in Canberra when squealing tires is a sound that you've become used to, likebirds singing crows choking.

You know your from Brooklyn when you call your mom ma and ever 'er'ending is replaced with an 'a'. Like Danca, Walka & New Yorka

You know you're in Hamilton when the balloon festival is all people talk about for a couple weeks.

You know you're in my town when everyone obsesses when the first wisteria start blooming and start to gush about the wisteria festival.

Oh, and you know you're in Hamilton when you see teenagers smoking in the city and policemen 100 metres away.

You know your from Brooklyn when you take the Bus and train EVERYWHERE