for shame! / Comments

I left reviews on your two most recent poems. =)

Either, really! I am not amusing.

I WOULD... MAKE HIM MAKE ME GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES. AND THEN SEX ME UP.

France always seemed so romantic to me. I would choose there. Or Italy!

(AND I WILL SIGN ALL THE COPIES SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE PART OF ME WITH YOU.)

For real. Not just with the show, but with merchandise, etc etc. Lucky bastards.

Normal is really boring. 'Normal' people at my school seem unappealing to me. But then again, they don't act that normal. The popular people are the type to be so spray-tanned they look orange.

I THINK THAT WOULD MAKE ME JEALOUS FOR SOME REASON. xD MAYBE I AM JUST INSANE.

Some of my best friends come from the Internet. I'm not sure what that says about me as a person, but yeah. :P (BUT WOULD ANYONE COME, THAT IS THE QUESTION.)

I'm so paranoid anyways. Like, I don't know. It's a problem alot of the times. I'm more likely to get scared at the dark than I am at something that should actually frighten me. When it's left up to my mind, problems always seem worse for some reason. Silly police, thinkin' they can do what they wants. They so dumb.

I only really talk to you and my friend Victoria here. And now I follow you both on tumblr so it seems less necessary to be here all the time. Though I do frequently stalk myself to see if I've gotten any story comments.

Happy Birthday!

I really don't understand how I managed that xD

MHM, GIRL YOU ARE SO RIGHT. THE THINGS I'D DO TO THAT MAN.

It truly is, but we're sort of stuck with it.

(AS LONG AS YOU BUY IT, MY HEART IS COMPLETE.)

Whoa, I'd never thought of it like that. I bet you're right! And then they can continue making money forever and ever amen.

I'm pretty sure I sound crazy lots of times, but most of the people I care about have learned to appreciate/understand, so I'm pretty much fine with being a little loony.

GOD THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. THEY ARE JUST SO HANDSOME. THOUGH I THINK MATTHEW AND I WOULD GET ALONG BETTER, BUT WHATEVER. THEY IS BOTH FINE AND THEY IS BOTH MINE. (Look at me rhyming. Oh girl.)

Of course we would be friends! Maybe we will one day anyway when I become a writer and I travel the world and meet everyone from the interwebs~ But honestly thank you so much for saying that. :) You're too sweet and that kind of made my day.

I'm pretty paranoid too. I'm bad enough, but it gets worse when I watch my crime shows. :P I worry especially about cops around here, because it's such a small place. Nothing that bad ever really happens, so they tend to just overreact to things that police in bigger cities would ignore, if that makes sense? IT'S SO SKETCHY OF THEM. I was like WTF you are OLD. No me gusta oldies. :(

That's alright! It's so easy to forget about all the websites you're a member of. Sometimes I'll get emails from a site and I'm like "when the hell did I sign up for this?!" and I go back and remember and it's just strange.

I'm sorry I took so long to reply >.< I have no decent excuse, I'm just a toolbag with a scatterbrain.

EXACTLY! because you get to know so many more lovely people!
I like to think of awkward-funny as like the mental equivalent of slapstick, but with more wit. And it's kind of endearing, too. I know, how do people come up with stuff like that? I wish I had those sort of on-the-fly-hilariousness skills, but sadly, that's yet another gene that I lucked out on.
ahaha I know, but I just know I would be so horrified that I'd be transfixed, you know? Like, when you get past the 'oh god look away' stage, and you're just sitting there, blank, unable to look away. Some people are messed in the head.
It would be funny, seeing dudes get all whiny and PMSy. Ahaha I certainly do! I mean, dudes and chicks all have problems, but periods and childbirth? no thanks.
ahahaha yes, in their goose down fur lined thermal clothing.
AHAHAHA, yes always handy to have the escape route ;)

ahah it might be weird, but I also don't care :P Let's conjoin hands and dance in our music brilliance. *sudden image of a maypole*
THE DRESDEN DOLLS. Amanda Palmer is so cool :3 I love Coin-Operated Boy. What sort of stuff is Miniature Tigers? I've heard their name before, but I never really checked them out. I really have to go on a good iTunes binge soon. RECOMMENDED FOR YOU <3

No, I don't! But it seems all my friends have one, and they say it's suuuuuper addictive. Is it good?

I really have no idea... Everyone always talked about him, but I never saw him, so I just sort of assumed he was an urban legend. xD

PANIC! AT THE DISCO? I AM LAME AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY HERE.

Indeed! Why would they choose to make them so similar and hard to tell apart? No me gusta nada.

(I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. THREATS ARE A PARTICULAR TALENT OF MINE.)

Maybe they thought children would be more drawn to a talking sponge? That's all I can think of.

I am not a people person either! SIMILARITIES. I don't think that sounds messed up! It really would be a good experience. I would like to try that as well, but as the starving artist type probably do not have internet, I would melt into a puddle of unachievement. That didn't make sense. Whateva.

DREAMING BIG IS WHAT I DO. (NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS MAY MAKE ME A FREAK, BUT IF MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER AND SHEMAR MOORE AND I WOULD MAKE A NICE COUPLE... THREESOME... THING. GOD I AM WEIRD IGNORE THIS.)

You are as awesome as fresh pineapple. SUCK ON THAT.

Dude. That is creepy. I really hate cops. My two friends and I got pulled over once (they said she had a busted tail light, but she didn't... they were secretly looking for drugs apparently) and since she's sixteen, she had to lie and say I was her sister and the cop like asked all our ages and stuff. But like the whole time another cop was standing on the other side of the car, and he kept shining the flashlight on me and staring at my legs... I was like WUTTTTT.

And I am back from Florida/forgetting the existence of Mibba~

I haven't bought clothes recently. It's sad ahah.
You're welcome :) If it's for your birthday then you should just go for it. It's so worth it when they turn up, believe me.

Topshop really is faaaab. I think some of their prices have started to go up a bit though, since so many celebs have started wearing Topshop and they've gotten advertisements in magazines such as Vogue. Which is rare for high street. So it's only expected.

I think that's a great idea. I spend a ridiculous amount of money on Topshop. Overall, probably a couple thousand. And I don't even have that kind of money, so it's mad....
But if you did, you'd have to make sure you get the right sizes for things. And UK sizes are different to the US. Like here I'm a size 8 or 6, but in the US I'd be a size 6 or 4.
That would be the only real complication, because if you wanted to send it back it would actually cost you...

I must agree. Judgemental people make me hang my head for humanity.
ahaha good idea! It's definitely worth it. Well I think it is, anyway. It's a very awkward show. ahaha lord, I love the mighty boosh. Noel Fielding is on my list of 'veritable gods'
OH GOD. The human centipede O_O They're making a second one, you know? WHY would you watch it? Just WHY?
ahahaha can you imagine? Nah, I'm glad we don't get periods.. they sound like a bitch.
It sure does. It means I'm like, walking around in some t-shirt and everyone else is in some trench coat with six scarves just going "HOW? WHY?"
ahaha well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion :P
It's pretty fun, not gonna lie. You should try it some time :) Just find a tree under some nice springy grass. And check your footholds before you put your weight on them.

I have about a gazillion! I looove... Sufjan Stevens, Muse, Radiohead, The Wombats, Amy Winehouse (quit judgin, her voice is uh-maze-ing), The Loved Ones... sooo many more :3 You?

best dressed* sorry haha.

It's funny how mums have a thing for huge underwear, isn't it >.>
If I pick some out I can tell my mum is there thinking "they're tiny" LOL.
Ah yeah, shit, sorry. Umm, I think £10 is about $16.

Topshop is the greatest clothing store OF ALL TIME. Everyone here is kind of obsessed with it actually. And they have Topman for guys. But it's affordable too. So you usually find all the 'best dresses' people in the UK shop at Topshop. It's like being able to afford designer. They really have the most gorgeous clothes. And you know how most clothes shops only suit for one style? Topshop don't. They have a laaarge variety. For whether you're girly, gothic, hippy, grunge, hipster, unique, whatever. They have it.

They ship to other countries but it's expensive. Although right now they have this offer where if you spend over £75 (about $121) you get shipping freeeee.
Have a look :) http://www.topshop.com/

ahahaha it's all good, I'm the same ;)
I don't hate you :P But you should totally watch it! Just not the american version :| Have you seen the mighty boosh?
ahahahahahahaha you're welcome ;P It is a pretty hilarious picture, can't lie. ahahaha.
ahah I'm the same! I'm the little hot water bottle :3
being cool!? FAR FROM ITT.
Yes I have, but it was soooo worth it :3 I got straight back up, and the view from the top was amazing.

Ughhh I'm so the same. But at the moment I just really want some pretty underwear. Like I need some new underwear anyway but my mum wants me to go get some from our local supermarket... as if.
Topshop do the nicest/comfiest underwear and they have a 3 for £10 offer but she's still being pissy about it and I don't have any money. Blegh.
Hahah the other day I asked Jamie (this guy I sort of have a thing with) if he wanted to help me shop for underwear, he got farrrr too excited >.>

You don't have Topshop in America, it's depressing :(

ahahahahhaa ehh, we're all guilty of a little lame ;) it's the spice of life.
AHHH OH MY LORDD. I know, right!? The american office... it makes me want to throw something at a wall. Every time I see Steve Carrell's face, I'm just like YOU WILL NEVER BE RICKY GERVAIS.
ahah I have no idea, I was just crabby all day. But I'm okay now! :3 ahahaha I'm like a little ball of evil PMS germs. Why do you ask??
ahahahahahaha fair enough :P apparently girls feel the cold more than guys too. Weird how it works like that :/
ahahaha. I'm good as long as there's a tree with good climbing limbs :3

I used to think my principal was a myth.

WHICH FRIEND SHALL YOU CALL?

It is my weapon of choice. It is most effective. Affective? One of those.

(IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, I WILL SEND A PLATOON OF TINY MARCHING PICKLES TO DEVOUR ALL OF YOUR TOWELS AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DRY OFF AGAIN.)

Someone told me Spongebob was going to originally be an adults' tv show? I don't know how true that is, but it would explain a lot.

I'm not really sure yet. Both would have their benefits. And oh my god, I'm the same way! I'll probably end up being a journalist or something until my writing career takes off. That, or I'd like to work for an editor/publisher or something.

HE IS ATTRACTIVE. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS? BRADLEY COOPER. AND MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER AND SHEMAR MOORE WHO I WISH WERE MY LOVERS.

You are! The awesomest awesome.

What happened?!

And I am dreadfully sorry for not commenting back. I've been busy and then when I had time to reply I was lazy/forgot. I am lame.

That is true. The only way to make 'freak' worse is by turning it in to an adjective and putting it at the front. No sarcasm intended.
YOU WATCH THE IT CROWD? I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
You know that episode of the IT Crowd where Moss and Roy send out the mass email about male PMS?
I think I have that :/
YUK.
ohhhh summerrrrr :3 I think I'm more of a winter person, really... I can rock me some cardigan ;) ahaha.
mowing!? Mannnnn I haven't gardened in yearrsss.

thanks for the poem comment i wrote back on there for your question, but thanks for the advice i take all kinds of comments.

Ah really? Where do you live?
I'm the same sometimes. Despite hating the cold, if a coat is going to ruin the whole effect of my outfit, I'll refuse to wear one.

Me too... They make me happy. If I like what I'm wearing, it's an instant confidence boost.

Aw, yeah.
I'm just always cold hahah. Although if the weather is hot (which is never because I live in England) then I'll ditch the tights.
Also I love my legs (not how pale they are though, I'm actually a ghost). So it's a good excuse :)

Ugh me toooo.

I have many dresses I have never worn. I love them, I just don't feel comfortable in them.... I don't know why.
Shorts are my thing. I wear them almost every day. Usually with tights. Then some brogues.