for shame! / Comments

I just spend all of my money on clothes.
And now I don't have money for clothes, I'm sad.
Weep.

That's what I've always thought... and they could let one of the many bands play for free? I'm sure kids would love the publicity. I don't even know. People here are just ignorant sometimes.

OH GOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW! HALP!

My bamboo stick of knowledge is all knowing. It knows the deepest corners of your mind and soul. Be afraid.

(I AM THE THREAT MASTA. I ONLY GO WHERE I MUST.)

It's so weird watching stuff now that I also watched as a kid. It's like whoa hold up this is wayyyy inappropriate for the kiddos.

I really want to go to MTSU or somewhere in Nashville, possibly. I need a school with a good writing program.

AND THEY HAVE LUSCIOUS HAIR THAT I WISH TO TOUCH.

I love being tumblr stalked! Especially by awesome people like you!

Uhhh, kind of... I dyed it when I needed to. I don't have the money to spend on stacks of hair dye.

I wish we had more. At least like homecoming or something. But the school system is poor and lame, so.

*whispers* We are better than Batman. NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

That wasn't lame. Hush your nonsense or I will smite you with my bamboo stick of knowledge.

(DO IT OR YOU SHALL BE DUMPED INTO A VAT OF UNATTRACTIVE MEN.)

I must watch this weird show and find out what I have been missing. Perhaps I will sip wine and stroke my nonexistent beard while doing so.

You know what sucks? I have to go to school instate. >.< So I'm stuck here even longer.

NO BECAUSE MEN ARE UNTRUSTWORTHY AND I DESPISE THEM AT TIMES.

THAT IS TRUE, IT IS. SO TRUE.

ericaeatssocks.tumblr.com I do not actually eat socks.

The only dance my high school has is prom. Lame.

We will be the most famous superheroes of all! Our lair must be the most awesome of all. Even better than the Batcave. I follow him around on my nights off! And in fact, he does only crossdress during polo. O.O

Judges gonna judge. What can I say.

(YES, YES YOU DO.)

Too bad no one wants to buy parents. :( Except maybe Harry Potter. He might. (That just made my day!) LA LA LALALALA LA does that count? And I did not ever watch that. But tell me of the episode anyway.

I don't like the people and I hate where I live, too. I just want to move out already.

IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB A WOMAN CAN HAVE.

ALSO I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING FOREVER TO RESPOND BUT I WAS LAZY AND AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

Also, do you have a tumblr?

Nah, like medium dark.

OF COURSE.
What kind of freak would not want to reference local natives??
ehehehe.
How goes it?

Existing is fun. I exist too. We should exist together.

Dude, I know, right? I can't imagine why people would want to do that, especially in public...

I will have powers of cruel sarcasm and hilarious/life ruining insults. We shall chase down villains to the ends of the earth to destroy them with our mighty powers! Hmm, is Jebidiah secretly a cross-dressing polo player?

They're pretty much exactly like that. I shall never judge you! Unless I were to become a judge and you did a crime. Then I would.

(UM, DUH. ALL CHILDREN WHO ARE AWESOME, THAT IS.)

Parents: dumb and creepy and bad at lying. Those poor fiends. I bet you're awesome! I sound something like a dying banshee when I sing.

Eh, kind of, I suppose. I do not like my school, though.

YOU KEEP UP WITH YOUR HARD WORK. DON'T LET ANYONE STOP YOU.

Not really. Now it's just like a light brunette with a ginger tint.
Only around my finger nails. People think I'm a nail-biter, I'm not.

I'm naturally blonde. So I'm just trying to get all of this dye out. Layers and layers of it, like skin. I sometimes peel my skin off too, with my teeth.

My dancing consists of standing awkwardly and looking to others for guidance before fleeing.

AWESOME! Can I be your partner in.. not crime, but superheroism?

Probably! Seagulls are crazy man. It's hard to eat without them stalking you.

(THAT IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL/ACCEPTABLE GOAL.)

Parents are the creepiest creepers. Choir? :O So you can sing too?

We have that here too! AP Euro, they call it, I think. We have AP and IB classes, but I think they're pretty much the same.

No, I'm done with language... If you mean foreign language? If not ignore my stupidity.

And do not dare apologize for the length of your messages. I love getting long messages. I feel special and important.

Similar*, sorry.

Nah, simlar as in the style. Mine was a red-ish brown.
I'm currently trying to get back to blonde without bleach. It's not an easy task.

Same here! Oh, the troubles of being a talentless white chick.

Yes. Definitely. What would your superpower be?

Because of the loss of my delicious pineapple. :( I had to leave it, because it was disgusting and covered in sand.

(I DARE YOU. I WILL READ THE HELL OUT OF IT.)

I kinda did the same thing. Desktops make me nervous because parents just appear out of nowhere and watch over your shoulder. O.O I'm doing Newspaper next year too! I'm really excited.

IB classes are classes that are basically college courses that you take in high school. They count for credits at most colleges (if you pass the end of year test with a certain score) and they really look good on college applications! :) I'm doing IB English and IB History of the Americas for my junior year. I think it's gonna be pretty tough.

Huzzah! That was marvelous.

Oh my, it does. I didn't even notice that. I now crown you Smirkward.

xD There's no telling what he thought. And then I awkwardly dropped my piece of pineapple and started crying and people were confused because there was just this pineapple chunk in the middle of the beach.

(I AM SO GOING TO. I WILL BE THE BEST FRIEND EVER.)

Ugh. Parents. They're so nosy. I talked mine into getting me one because I'm going to college in like two years and I'm going to be doing IB classes at school, and this laptop is old, so yeah.

It is. I love your hair. Mine used to be kind of similar, but not as badass.

Oh but of course!

If you had smirking mastered by them, you could just smirk. It would be... smirkward.

I have no idea what prices he meant! He was pointing at the sky, but there was nothing... Drunk frat boys probably thought we were older than we were. I've been mistaken for a college girl, though I don't know how... I have a childish face, I think. :p

(I WOULD READ IT ANYWAY UNLESS IT WAS TWILIGHT FANFICTION. Poetry is good! :D)

They. Are. Amazing. And so much more private than desktops! I think I'm getting a macbook for my birthday. :o

I AM THE MASTER.

It takes practice. And a mirror.

Okay, so on spring break I went to Florida with my best friend and her family. We went to the beach (which was lovely) but we went on spring break... so almost everyone was a drunk college male. We got hit on by wannabe gangsters and then this drunk guy randomly shouted as we went by, "THAT IS A REALLY LOW PRICE!" O.O

(I will read them anyway. You don't know this, but I am perched on your shoulder.)

New laptop! YAY! :D I'm on mine all the time, too. Except I'm usually lazy with comments.

Ah, I hope I'm right! I swear I didn't dream that, 'cause I remember being like ':o'