Guns and Alex / Comments

WAIT A SECOND!!!
I take it back!!!
He's a GUY talking about my magical vajayjay.
I should be semi-insulted!

Whoops :O
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
how embarassing.
AT LEAST HE'S STRAIGHT!! :3

My vajayjay thanks her. :3
I WIN!!!!!!!!

Really? That much for moving to a different country? Thats just crazy, i think i would cause a scene, or at least start cussin up a storm!

Really? I suppose it wasn't too bad. Sometimes I get a little wordy and tell details that could've been left out. But ah well, I'm glad you liked it. P:
The fun part is not knowing what they're actually going to listen to and actually try. Lmfao.
Ah, I feel bad. I hate it when I do that to my friends. Oh. Are you considered my friend now? I feel odd asking that, one should just KNOW, but I never know and over think these things. Like i'm doing right now.
It was fine. Until I had blue ink everywhere. (; It was a week before people stopped calling me "smurf tongue". Cha! It's an amazing little thing. I wear it everywhere. It does not break, but it's soft enough that it doesn't kill my teeth.
Aha, if he left me behind, papa would've killed him. Ah, take them once you get on the plane?
I don't eat taco's much. I don't have a big mexican food family. p:
Well it's height. And crashing, and the bumps, and...the food.

Bahaha xD
Sugar walls are cute but mine have SKITTLE WALLS !! :O

Lol, ok sooo the Jackass prank, it starts off where some guys convince this other guy to pull a prank on a taxi driver, what the guy doesn't know is that the taxi driver is an actor, so the guy dresses up like a terrorist and makes little comments like 'airplane go boom' and stuff like that so the Taxi driver pulls in an alleyway and pulls out a gun forcing the guy to get in the trunk and then the guys pulling the prank come out and "try to reason" with the taximan then they have fake gunshots and the terrorist guy is like freaking out, he finds out it was a prank at the end but I still found it funny xD
Oh those Jackass boys, they're always doing things you would never think of doing aha.
:D!

Lizard jewelry...hm, sounds interesting. You would always have something to hang with (<---LOL get it hang there...earrings xD!)
Eh, bad pun I know aha

A party you say? We should totally have a party, and everyone can dress up as Batman characters and we can run though the streets causing chaos! Batman will never stop us! Muahahahahaha!

I DOUBT IT !!!!!!
Mine is air sealed tight.

I like the song. =] How much stuff do you have? How much are you being charged?

:3
Hah, one time I wen tto a flower shoppe with my boyfriend, and I said "I wonder if they taste as good as they look!" Let me tell you, they really were beautiful flowers, all natural too. So Jeri walked off for a minute. It was quiet for a moment until I heard the staff lady yelling at Jericho in French or something. He ate a calalilly and a rose. We got kicked out after that. But I do know that flowers do not taste as good as they look. :O Anyway, what I meant was that I like boys who do things just cause I say something strange. (:
Oh, yes! I apologize! I ddin't mean to confuse you. Sometimes things only make sense in my head...
Ah, sorry. I'm in my senior year...Let's not talk about it, yes?
When my head hurts, I chew on random things. Someone got me a wooden necklace for me to bite cause the last time I chewed on a pen and it exploded in my mouth.
Aha! It works so well! My brother carried me one the plane. I was out in five minutes! A taco?
I can't handle anything fifty feet above the ground. It's EVERYTHING that bothers me.
Rambling makes interesting conversations.

Right?!
It's not like we gonaround bragging about how tight our vagaygays are. XD
well he's been gone for nearly.....A LONG TIME.
and the other day sand told me he fell off the roof again. I'm only assuming.

ROFL
ROFL
ROFL
none of the balls I've seen in my life were very impressive. I'm hoping to change that with Kaden.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CRACK MYSELF UP!
I'm kidding.
In fact I'm 99.99999999% sure he died.

Squeak! (It kind of fits. o.O)
I like flower eating boys.
Ahaaa.
Yeah, me too. I've decided I wanted them to grow up a bit anyway. I've got enough high school on my hands at the time. I don't need to write about it. Even though it was just mentioned that one of them was in high school. I don't even think after that he even went to school. -__-
I hate headaches. They make me chew on things.
Hehe, I can't stand flying. Freaks the hell out of me. I cry when I go on flights. My brother gave me some sort of knock out drug the last time I flew. LOL.
You ramble? Dear, have you been reading my comments?

Yeah believe me it sucks bolitas sometimes.

Holy bob.
I just do whatever I want. 'cause I have no parents xD

LEXA!!!!!! You changed your picture!!!!!! I was so confuzed as to who you were and then I saw your name and i was like... LEXA!!!!! You changed your picture!!!!!!! Really. I was like that. Honest. EXACTLY!!!!!!! He tries to give you a crabby patty... They taste really good... And Squidward... He tries to SELL you a Crabby Patty... THE SUGAR IS THE BEST PART! OMG I HAVE A CONCERT TONIGHT!!!!!! Random but true. Pfft I believe that we don't get excited enough. If we got to excited then we would pretend that we were a window. Why do you live December 22 twice??? AND 3 DAYS LEXA!!!! 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!! Okay how about... We poke holes in the cardboard box and we get you a box that is purple and black AND green??? With a nice big black bow in top that is splattered with all sorts of colors??? EXACTLY!!!!!!! Teehee. OMG YOU SO SHOULD!!!!!! But duck before she hits you. Cause she was stuck in my head and WOULDN'T GET OUT!!!!!!! But she got out. She does make good songs. But it gets annoying if one part just plays over and over and over and... You get my point... IT WAS A SAD SONG!!!!!!!!!! OMG I HEARD THIS SONG!!!!!!!! And I cried too... My daddy was in the room and I was don't cry don't cry don't cry. And then when I did I yelled out DAMMIT!!!!!!!! And my daddy stared at me... And i was like I cried... ;__; YES!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE PERFECT EXPLANATION FOR OUR AWESOMENESS WITH A K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget the Flying Zebras. And the Unicorns that poop skittles. And the Squirrels.

LOL!!!!!!
haha. i knew it!!
you have ninja skills, yay!
Guess what?!?!?!
well, i saw this awesome t-shirt that had Gir without his dog costume thing. And he is running aroung screaming "IM NEKKED"
its so cute. i want it. haha.
tell me more of this money/food issue. ~(^o^)~
is it pretty? (the place not the food)
toodlez

YOU'RE 20 YEARS OLD!
You can do whatever you want an if your parents have a problem that's too bad.
You've traveled to china and survived. God knows where else you've traveled on your own.
If you can do THAT then your parents should at least allow you to EAT whatever you please! :O

Muahahahaha
All your questions about the story should be answered in the chapter I post today, well most of them.
:)
Shanghai? That's awesome! I wish I could go somewhere out of the U.S.A. like India! or ....Jamaica!

I never knew lizard eyes were shiny! Now I want to go find one, they're always out in my yard. My daughter tries to catch them but she's afraid to touch them, which doesn't make sense but it's cute watching her chase them xD!
Oh that 'one plane down, two to go' thing reminded me of this one scene in Jackass 3 :D where they like do this terrorist act skit and it backfires on the actor.
xD
Anywho, dressing up like the Joker to commit a crime would be funny, they'd be like O.o?! OH NOZ THA JOKER! lol

Hahahahaha! Yea, you don't wanna know about the booty juice. Old school mibba way. Sucks you get what I send but I don't get it back. I will be on then Alex! I will! I swear it! Just for the chance you'll be there! If not, its okay! But know that I will be there! I swear it by all that is good in the world! And hot damn I'm gonna be sad those days! I'll be happy when you're back though! Oh how happy I will be! And yea! Optimus Prime would freak kids out! And I hate valentines day too! Worst day ever! Especially when you're single. uhg... Demand delicous food! Do so in the name of Eve! Don't say anything crazy on the flight home! Don't open the emergency hatch! Don't... Um... I've run out of don'ts! I have to get back to work! Damn it! Damn it all! I love you! I miss you already! And my phone is very persuasive! Don't give in though Alex! He's an asshole!