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Oi, that shit. Well, apparently a "Directioner" is a true fan while a "Directionator" is a fake fan. I've seen the latter used many times without a set definition. My definition would be a person who claims to be a Directioner but likes them for all the wrong reasons (i.g. appearance, accents, personas) - basically anything but the talent. Their music isn't living up to the amount of talent they have. But I've seen Directionators described as:

A) New fans
B) New fans from your school
C) Fans that have a favorite, or alternatively, hate one of them.
D) Fans that don't know everything about the fandom or the boys (i.g. how many r's? who's got the celeb crush on Leona Lewis?)
E) Fans that have a negative opinion on one, multiple, or all the boys.

Personally, A and B are just selfish to me and illogical. C is stupid because if they were just a group of male friends at your school, you would probably have a favorite or dislike one of them. I have guys at my school and I have a favorite and a least favorite, so claiming that they're "normal boys" yet you can't have a favorite/least favorite is contradictory as well as hypocritical and dishonest. D is just glorifying obsession and stalkers.
There's some sort of inside joke that the Directioners are better than the FBI. But that's because they found their tour drummer's (who isn't officially part of the band even) address, their bodyguard's yearbook photo (they've turned their bodyguard into a celebrity; all the fans want pictures with him, and at one show he even had to get escorted out by ANOTHER bodyguard because there was too much attention) and it's ridiculous. And then E is just fucking retarded, plain and simple. I think it's gross when the get drunk and hook up with girls, and I shouldn't have to keep that to myself.

LMAO, fair enough.

YOU DID NOT.
WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. THE CAB IS FROM YOUR HOMETOWN. :P

Trust me, I don't blame you. I honestly don't know why I even got sucked into them. Don't get me wrong, I love One Direction and a lot of the fans truly are incredible, but I've only been around for a few months (but naturally, the only way anyone would consider me a real fan with valid opinions was to become obsessed and learn everything about everything on them) and I'm getting sick of it. I'm here for the music; not the band members, and not for the fandom. If their next album sucks, I'm completely done. I'm honestly the only sane member around, I swear to god. The majority of them are batshit defensive little fuckers.

HAHAHA, WHATEVERRRR.
In other news, I think I'm going to go on a diet and then see if I can get into modeling, lol. Might as well give it a shot, eh?

He's on tour? Whaaaaat?
Ditto, bro. Ditto. I've never dated anyone, so when we're 21, everything shall fall into place. :)

Psh, let's hope so! Let us hoooope.

Nah, it's good. The drama's always been there, I'm kinda used to it all. Doesn't make it any easier, but it's there.
Do they really? Oh gosh, family drama is a bitch.

Let's do it! I keep begging my parents to let me go VIP for The Cab in July...not happening. Neither is the Ed Sheeran concert. -_________-

http://www.kissthewrists.tumblr.com/
What's youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs?!
I'm thinking about changing mine, haha. Expect it to be something different in like a week or so.

HELLS YEAH WE DO.

lmfao, hahaha, no. I've just avoided things that have caused issues for the most part.

Oh gosh, I'm sorry. You'll find someone super-amazing, you know that? Mr. Right is looking for you right now, he just hasn't found you yet. But he will, and he will soon. I'm sure Adrian and this girl will do just fine, and it sucks that he moved on at the snap of the fingers, but he could fall over at the kick of the balls?

We better kidnap gorgeous men. There's really nothing else on my agenda, anyways.

Alright, fair enough! If you ever wanna talk about it, I'm here, but I get not wanting to repeat stuff. It's totally fine, don't worry about it.

I apologize for the loss of your aunt, dearie. It'll get better, I promise. <3

Me? Well, actually a lot has happened but nothing really changed. My mom was diagnosed with severe depression and ADD, and my uncle was diagnosed with cancer, so that's been kinda tough. We've only visited them once as well as give them 500 dollars, and my mom has bad blood with my dad's family in general, so she doesn't want us to visit my uncle anymore than that. She's still bitter about the past, which I can understand. She said if my sister and I go to visit with my dad in Texas, we lose all of our inheritance and she'll give all of her money to her family members since my dad's blowing off all of our family money on his family.
But yeah. So that's drama.

Other than that, I'm fine. I still write sometimes, I still listen to a shit ton of music, my parents still won't let me go to concerts - so nothing really has changed. It's gotten tougher, but in general, nothing's really different. With school over, the stress for the most part has dissolved. The problems at home are still there, but the stress of having school work done has been lifted off of my shoulders. But since I only got average grades (not gonna lie, I slacked off a ton because I was just too stressed and shit) I've decided to modify my original plan and go to community college versus university since it'll be cheaper and easier. So at least I've got a back up plan. Oh, and I got a Tumblr. :)

That's really about it with my life, haha.

No problem :)

I KNOW OH MY GOD I'VE ONLY JUST STARTED COMING BACK ONLINE ANGELA, MY TWINBESTIEBITCH.

I'm doing well! Yeah, everything's amazing right now! :)

My summer's been uneventful. Apparently, when I'm walking with my friends outside guys from cars think we're hot stuff. It's weird getting hit on, but no guy has actually done it to me one on one. Guess my friend and I need to go downtown and change that. ;)

Awwh, thank you. The picture itself was quite bad, but I thought I looked rather nice.

Well that sounds fun! But why did you and Adrian break up? Sorry it didn't work out, we'll kidnap men and make them love us someday soon.

Tell me about your life, crazy lady!

OH MY GOD, I CANNOT [i]BELIEVE[/i] THAT I FORGOT TO COMMENT BACK.
Please forgive me! Here's me commenting back:

I AM ALSO EXCITED TO BECOME AUNTIE SUMMER.

Easy instruments, definitely a good idea. I've decided that he and I are going to meet at a gas station. Which is weird, but it's either that or the coffeehouse, really.
I probably shouldn't ask Will to fill in. That would be waaaaayyy too awkward. Way too much. We're not even good friends. Just glorified acquaintances.
I WIIIIIIIILLLLL.

I OWN THE BOOKS NOW. OMFG. DID YOU SEE THE MOVIE? IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOD.
Oh, how did Adrian's birthday go? Do tell!

They offer a driver's education course at my school, which is basically kinda mandatory unless you're too young to take it, then you take it sophomore year. But yesssss. I don't know how many places offer it at school, but it's one quarter driver's education, one quarter swimming, and one semester of health class for the P.E. requirement.

ONE STEP CLOSER. YUUUUSSSHHH. :)

AHAHAHAHA, no. Those are seriously the most hilarious jokes ever, after I figure them out.

:P
IT DOES SOUND NICE.
It will happen. My friend and I were talking about it today, she pointed out that I would love to mother his beautiful babies. Which I would.
YAY, DIIIIBS. AUNTIE SUMMER FTW, WHUT. ;D

OHMAHGAWSH, GOOD IDEA. SHERIOUSLEH. I HAVE TO LEARN TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT FIRST, OR COLLABORATE WITH MY FRIEND.
OMFG. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ACTUALLY GOT GIGS? AND THEN SHE GOT SICK? OHSHIT, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I ASKED HIM TO FILL IN FOR HER? THEN WOULD I BE ABLE TO TRASH HIM?
Eh, I probably would. I HAVE TO GET AN INSTRUMENT. AND A CAMERA.

AND ALL OF TIME.

OMFG YAY! SEE, NOW YOU KNOW. NOW YOU KNOW OF ITS BRILLIANCE. THERE IS A METHOD TO THAT SORT OF MADNESS/CHAOS/WHATEVA. SERIOUSLY, NOW YOU GET IT. NOW YOU GET IT.

I passed my driver's test! Once I actually turn fifteen, I can get my permit! But I passed the test for it.

OMFG ROFLMFAO.
I died. Literally. xD

:]
As long as they don't decide they want to get preggers after meeting you, we're good. Though considering the fact that you barely touch your boyfriend, there's no danger of that.
AUNTIE ANGELA. C:
You can be the honorary aunt (I'd say godmother, but I'm not into that whole 'if I die, you're taking them' sort of thing, though you'd probably be at the top of the list). It's equivalent to that; honorable.

I [i]CAN[/i] DO THIS. I'LL LEARN TO PLAY THE PIANO AND WRITE SONGS ABOUT HIM. AND THEY WON'T BE BITCHY. MUCH.

AND PAST THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

You're welcome, darlin'. :3

SURE YOU DID.

Psh, I wish! I'd throw a party if I could. But I'd be dead, so next time.

PSH, I KNOW. IT'S GENETIC. <3

LOL.
It's rated R, but you can skip over the graphic scenes. Though that only leaves, like, half an hour's worth of a sequel.

I WILL. MAYBE. HOPEFULLY.

Ohhhdang, okay, fiiine. You cannnn.

Ehh, I'll live. Karma kicked his ass on Monday, but I found out on Friday that he plays the guitar.
-sigh-
Guitar players are sexy. And I saw him play a guy's guitar in homeroom. Wearing shorts that are a bit too short, and not attractive on him. Safe to say, I was like "fuck my life" multiple times to my friend. Still don't like him, but I resent him a lot more than before.

AND EVER. AND EVER. AND EVER.

Of course you are. But you have the best ideas ever. Period.
WELL DUH I DON'T WALK LIKE AN AMERICAN. I was only, y'know, born in the States, so of course I don't walk like one.
You bring me immense pleasure as well, Angela dearest(;

LMFAO. Maybe adoption? Send her over here and we can get her kiddie into the school's daycare.

MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO THIS GALA THINGIE FOR MY MOM'S WORK TONIGHT, I GET THE HOUSE TO MAHSELLLLLLF! I wanna throw a partayyy.

I STILL THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.

I love me a sequel! Omnomnom. [:

I SHOULD. BUT I HAVE NO CAMERA THAT'S REMOTELY GOOD. OH WELL, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER. EVENTUALLY.

LMFAO, borrow them? To do what, your laundry? I don't mind, but sure, I s'pose. We might have perfect children, ahaha. I put way too much thought when I think about these things.

KEEP LOOKING!

We're technically 'friends' (everyone's your friend once you're a teenager, it looks like, unless you don't know someone or flat out hate them) though I think we're more like acquaintances. Honestly, yes and no. He still makes me laugh, but just...after everything he's done, I don't think it's really worth it. I can't look at his face without thinking about what's happened, and when my head's turned and I hear things he says, it's different. Normally, I'd find it amusing in my own vain way, but now I'm just disgusted by it. I'm disgusted by [i]him[/i], and though it's for the better, I kinda wish I wasn't.
I got it out, three days in a row. Well, the last day was half-crying, so two and a half days of crying; a day for each month I spent pining after the toolbag.

TWINBESTIEBITCHES UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS.

LOLOLOL, yes they did! Stop sowing your oats, jeebs! It's weird how people are just...okay with that.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, I LOVE THAT. SO HILARIOUS. XD
Classic Angela. [:
Gotta love the stereotypes. Apparently, because I'm Egyptian, I know King Tut, I've been to the pyramids, I don't walk like an American, and I do weird prayer rituals to some random God I've never heard of. >.>

BUTBUTBUT NOT HERE. IT'S ONLY PRETTY WHEN YOU'RE INDOORS. OTHERWISE, YOU'RE DAMN NEAR SCREWED.
IDK, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. IT'S JUST AMUSING. INCREDIBLY AMUSING.

KEEP THINKING YOU WANT TO MEET HER.

EITHER OF THOSE ARE OKAY. AS LONG AS SUMMER STILL GETS HER HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH JOSH, THEN WE'RE PERFECTLY OKAY<3

I don't know. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
I could always gather up a hugeass crew from here and make some hardcore commitments where we write a TV show and broadcast it on YouTube. I got the idea a few days ago, I think it'd be fabulous. Maybe I should try to put it into motion. :]

DITTO!
I want them to have his beautiful hazel eyes and some to have mine, and their hair to be as wonderful as his, but my hair color for some. Oooh, and I want them to not be tan like me. Yeah, I want them to be pale with the slightest sunkissed tone, a nice little middle. We're both rather small (I'm 5'4", he's around 5'7" - I don't like guys that are a lot taller than me, so that's [i]perfect[/i]), so I think our kids should range from the 5'2"-5'9" range in height, and somewhere healthy for weight. I want them to take up music (I love music, and I wish my parents would've let me, but I'm gonna learn to play the piano when I grow a little older), sports like him, and we're going to encourage them to be strong readers. I'm gonna be the biggest Grammar Nazi in the world when it comes to them. They're going to be spunky, but polite, and overall wonderful children.
Woooow, I put in [i]way[/i] too much thought into that. XD

You already know everything that matters 'bout me, so you can figure out something fabulous without even trying. It could be under the very tip of your nose(;

That's the thing; he's not too much of a douchebag. He pretends to be, and so I think he's become one. I can tell that's not the real him, and that's what crushes me the most. I love that song a bunch, it's a good way to say it. And how I got over him is basically like Tired by Adele. Today, he called his ex-girlfriend a slut (long story as to how that happened) and while I agree, I still think that's rude to say, but at least he was being honest. He high-fived me (well, I kinda had food in my hands so I knuckled his hand and he didn't mind) today because he was talking about how his friend's dad had an affair with another woman for eleven years, and Kate asked why someone would do that. Me, being me, was like, "He loves her, but the sex is bad."
It's not all bad memories; I have good moments with him too that I cherish and that still make me smile. I've cried two days straight over him this week; one for each month I spent. I'll probably end up half-crying today since I let out most of them yesterday, and that'll represent the half month. I don't try to cry, but the situation comes in my head and then I turn on 'The Mess I Made' by Parachute and then I start crying. It's kinda pathetic.
She wasn't here today, so there really wasn't much we could do. She quite liked the name, but because I don't know him that well (I've known him for four years and we're still more like awkward acquaintances more than anything).

TWINBESTIEBITCHES 'TILL THE END AND EVEN AFTER THAT.

A lot of girls' eggos get preggo 'round here, so we kinda have to if we want a reputable school.

Maybe is good with me(:
I think it's kinda cute that you've only kissed him once, and just goes to show that not everyone who lives in Vegas is a whore (yeah, there's that stereotype floating around here; go figure).

NO, NO YOU DON'T. NOT WHEN YOU FREEZE TO DEATH. IT'S AWFUL, GHASTLY, AND SICK. IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD SNOW; YOU CAN'T PLAY IN IT, BECAUSE IT'S TOO HARD.
LMFAO, Mr. Snow, and he's a man. SNOWMAN. AHAHAHAHAHAHA, /dies at stupid joke
School=stupid

SHE'S UNIQUE IN A WHOLE OTHER DIFFERENT WAY.

BEST PAIRING TO HAVE EVER EXISTED.
SUMMER/JOSH WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. WE SHALL DOMINATE. FORGET BRANGELINA, SUMMER/JOSH IS TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE.

IT WOULD BE MINE TOO. THEN, I GET INTERVIEWED, AND I CAN BE ALL CHILL, LIKE:
"The movie was great, and the cast was amazing. I was a huge fan of the director beforehand, so to star in a movie directed by him was an honor, and a dream come true. Everything was phenomenal in every sense of the word. It's been an incredible experience and I'd do this a hundred times over because it's been so amazing."
See? I've already got the interviewing lingo down cold.

LMFAO, FINE. EITHER WAY, YOU'RE AUNTIE ANGELA, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Nothing. Everything. Anything. Whatever you want(=
You're creative, you do whatever you want for mine. I trust youuuu, and I'll love whatever I receive.
It's the 22nd of February, so you've got plenty of time on your hands.

I WILL LET IT ALL OUT. THIS WHORE IS SUCH A BITCH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'M SO PISSED, I'VE OFFICIALLY FOUND IT IN MYSELF TO HATE HIM. I COULDN'T HATE HIM BEFORE, BUT HE'S AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING; HE USES PEOPLE, HE LEADS GIRLS ON, HE'S TOO VAIN, HE'S ARROGANT, AND MORE THAN ANYTHING, HE MURDERED MY SOUL, IT TOOK A WHILE TO RESURRECT IT.
Will also helped me realize that it's okay to fall for someone, but honestly, I wish it weren't him who did that. At the same time, I can't think of someone better. I think the song Undertow by Sara Bareilles describes the situation rather well.
I don't mind; ask any questions you want, it's better to let it all out rather than bottle it up, and I feel like I've talked about him enough with my other friends, really.
Other than that, my day was nice. Nothing good, nothing bad. Just nice. There's another Will (ironically enough, they've got a bromance, like I'm sure I told you about) whom I've known longer, and he's in my Driver's Ed. My friend, Emily, likes him, so I'm undergoing Operation GWTTLY (Get Will T. To Love You). I wonder what she'll think of the name. G-wit-lee is the pronunciation. I think it's clever.

HE SHALL BE. OF COURSE YOU'D BE IN THE WEDDING; HOW COULD YOU NOT? GET REAL, HERE. YOU'RE MY TWINBESTIEBITCH FOR LIFE. OF COURSE YOU'RE IN THE WEDDING.

No kidding. We have a daycare at our school for the childhood development class, I bet you anything it's the children of pregnant mothers who still want to attend school.

Don't let me pressure you, girl. Just don't be afraid to surprise him, and preferably on his birthday<33

I DON'T FIND OUT 'TILL SIX AM TOMORROW, BUT IT'S UNLIKELY.
It's stopped snowing, and the snow plows will probably be out soon, so I doubt it's a snow day.
Yeah, but still. School is quickly becoming my worst enemy.

AHAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I'D WISH ON SOMEONE. TRUST ME, SHE'S...UNIQUE.

I KNOW!
It's okay, though, because that means one less person to knock...er, I mean, politely beat...out of the way. Josh Hutcherson will be mine.

SHOULDN'T I? I'D BE HONORED TO.

I WILLLLL. IF I EVER RUN OUT OF GIRL NAMES, YOURS IS THE FIRST I SHALL GO TO.

Thus far, it is. My birthday ain't 'till next month, so that's got time to change.

I ACTUALLY WOULD WEAR HIS SHOES. AHAHAHAHA, I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO.

Oh, Will's the jackass I told you about. Haha, oops, did I not mention his name? His name is Will, and I cried over him yesterday and today to let it all out since he's been mentioned more lately than he has been for a while. And longstory short (since I'm doing my homework, I'll explain in my next comment), I found out wayyyy too much information today at the lunch table. Let's just say he claims that his, ehm, ah, 'won-won' is eight inches long.
BITCH, NO. IT'S ONLY FOUR INCHES IF HE'S EVEN LUCKY. WHATADUMBASS.
SPEAKING OF LUCKY, HIS ASS WILL NEVER GET LUCKY. EVER.

His brother looks like a slightly younger version of him, I think, but idk, I only saw him once for like, two seconds.
OF COURSE I'D PICK JOSH. HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND, IS HE NOT?

LOL, I had one in my homeroom. Well, she was a hoe and a bitch, then she got knocked up.

LMFAO, no seriously. A few lip kisses is okay, you know. But at least you're being cautious.
OMFGLOL, HE IS, HE IS. I PROMISE.<33

NEITHER DO I. SO I'LL LOOK IT UP WHILE I PROCRASTINATE. WE MIGHT HAVE A SNOW DAY TOMORROW, BUT IT'S UNLIKELY. D:<
BLEH. I HATE SCHOOL.

Yeah, well, it's my mom; of course they are. Trust me, if you met her, you'd understand.

DITTO HERE! SO MUCH.

ISN'T IT?! I SHOWED ALL MY FRIENDS THE SCREEN, ALL OF THEM THOUGHT HE WAS GORGEOUS, 'CEPT FOR ONE. S'OKAY, I GOT DIBS ANYWAYS. ;]

WOULDN'T WE?! I THINK WE'D HAVE THE BEST STORY EVER. HE WANTS TO GET INTO DIRECTING AND PRODUCING SOON. I COULD BE IN HIS NEW MOVIE. OR HELP WRITE THE SCREENPLAY. ASSUMING I COULD DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

YES, EIGHT KIDS. I'VE GOT ALL THEIR NAMES, AND HE CAN'T CHANGE HIS MIND. NOPE, I GOT THEM ALL. I WANT EIGHT KIDS, FIVE GIRLS, THREE BOYS, AND NOTHING LESS. ALTHOUGH I COULD GO FOR ABOUT ONE OR TWO MORE KIDDIES.

ISN'T HE?!
I thought it was cute, and hilarious! I always thought he was adorable, but I didn't pay much attention. My friend knows my whole obsession, so she surprised me today with a picture of him (as Peeta), Liam Hemsworth (as Gale), and Jennifer Lawrence (as Katniss) printed on printer paper. Best gift of 2012. (:

Somewhere. ;D
I HOPE SO. I'd probably cry of happiness. Maybe in Josh's huge bedroom where he has a twin sized bed and a whole shoe collection. Woooow, I seem to be attracted to all the guys who have brown hair, brown eyes, and shoe obsessions.
OH MY GOD. I JUST REALIZED THAT WILL LOOKS ALMOST LIKE JOSH. BUT NOT QUITE. HE WEARS THE HAIR THE SAME WAY, AND HAS THE SAME EYE/SKIN/HAIR COMBO, AND IS A LOT LESS MUSCULAR. AND LOVES SHOES.
Shit. Oh well, Josh is sweet and considerate, Will is a douche. And I really, really dislike him.
Bottom line, I hope mah maaaan turns out to be in Josh's house. And is not his brother, Connor, although he's probably 17 and a better option age wise. Oh well, the heart wants what the heart wants. ;>]

GET ON THERE WHEN SHE'S DONEEE.

Really? Ours ordinarily drop out, ahaha.

ASK FOR SOME CASH! WORK FOR IT!

LOL, really? Your mom doesn't want a robot for a daughter, it's okay to give a few kisses here and there.
OH MAH GOD. HE'S GONNA BE THE LUCKIEST BOY ALIIIIIVE. EVAR. :D :D :D :D

NO HE DIDN'T. THAT HAS TO BE A LIEEE. I HOPE IT IS.

LMAO, my mom is too! She wears heels that make her, like, 5'5"-5'6" though.

SAME HERE! I'M WAITING FOR JOB OPENINGS, THEN I CAN GET MY WORKERS PERMIT IN AND WOOORK.

I KNOOOOOW! He's now my phone screensaver. I pulled it out a few times in class just to sigh dreamily at him. I mean, this:
http://ology.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/post-image/josh-hutcherson_320.jpg
Is worthy all the dreamy sighs in the world. I'm convinced I'm going to make him my husband. Really. Well, hopefully.
I KNOW! I MEAN, NO ONE NEEDS A HOUSE THAT BIG. 'CEPT FOR ME AND HIM. I WANT EIGHT KIDS. I WANT HIS KIDS. I WANT EIGHT OF HIS KIDS. THAT HOUSE WILL BE PERFECT<33

I know!
You [i]have[/i] to check out this video, it was from a movie he did. I just about died when I watched it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7PC1dKC8CI

He's probably taking a nap. Or hiding. Maybe.

He's not my boyfriend, I don't need to find him attractive. Besides, you've got good taste in men both inside and out, I don't see why I wouldn't.
GET ON THE OTHER COMPUTER!

Awwwh(: That's sweet.
PSH, IF A KISS ON THE LIPS COULD GET YOU PREGGO, MY ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD NEED A LARGER DAYCARE SERVICE AND MORE ORPHANS.

ISN'T IT LIKE TWENTYISH BUCKS?! GET DAT MONEY, YO. YOU GOTS ABOUT TWO MONTHS AND SEVERAL WEEKS LEFT, COLLECT UP DAT CASH, BRO.

LMFAO. Well, you guys are the least physical couple I've ever heard of, so that makes sense. No wonder people are asking.

I like it too. [:
HE DID NOT LEAVE! DID HE?! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN. HE DID NOT.

Oooohhhhhhh, okaaaay. Makes sense. Are you taller than your mom?

S'okay, I barely know shoes period.

BRING LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. I CAN'T PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

GET HIM IN YOUR DREAMS! My dad always wakes me up before I can remember them. I just remember seeing his beautiful, gorgeous, humble face.
He was on the MTV show Cribs, and he was SIXTEEN. Just look up 'Josh Hutcherson Cribs' and you might be able to find it. If I wasn't on my iPhone, I'd send you the link.

You overestimate my luck with men.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. I WANNA SEE YOUR PICTURE WITH HIMMMM.

ONCE?! YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST THREE QUARTERS OF A YEAR AND YOU'VE ONLY KISSED ONCE?! BUTBUTBUT HE'S A SEX GOD. D:
Other places? Like cheek, forehead, neck, hand/arm (if y'all were being extremely romantic) and that's all?
Yeah, apparently you kids are [i]too[/i] good, damn.

TAKE HIM TO SEE IT ON OPENING NIGHT SINCE IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY! SPECTACULAR GIFT ALONG WITH YOUR FABULOUS PRESENTATION!
Can't you buy tickets beforehand? Like, super early? Buy two, take him, pay for all his food, and have a good time. DO IT. HE'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER...OR FIND SOMETHING BETTER. IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME AS WHEN WE SLEEP TOGETHER. /atl lyric mode over
Seriously, that'd be the best date evaaar!

That's a long time. Seriously. I'm so happy for you guys!
By the way, the new username? Slammin'.

Ooh, what do these boots look like?

YOU SHOULD'VE LIVED IN CHICAGO! DAMMIT. WELL, WHATEVER. I'LL PICK YOU UP FROM THERE THEN.

ISN'T HE?!
I'VE DREAMED ABOUT HIM TWICE IN THREE DAYS. OHMAHGAWSH. IT COMES EVERY OTHER DAY. OHMYGAWSH. [b]HE'LL BE IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT![/b]
He's so down to earth, too! And funny. And his house is hella huge, I literally was like 'O.O WHAAA?'

Good question. Probably someone crazy. And dead. Ehh, probably every guy.

You [i]are[/i] lucky! YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WITH THE NAME OF A SEX GOD. ;D
Lucky girl.

lmfao, girl, just don't worry 'bout it.

AHAHAHAHAHA, don't be nervous! You'll be fine. Have you guys even kissed yet?

OMFG, THAT'S WHEN THE HUNGER GAMES COMES OUT. TREAT HIM TO THE MOVIE! DOOO ITTT. IT'LL BE SPECTACULAR. THEN, YOU GUYS CAN MAKE LIKE KATNISS&PEETA DURING THE CAVE AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
No, but in all seriousness, how long have you guys been together, anyways?

LOL. Get the non-falling over kind! Maybe?

COME COME COME COME COOOOOMMMMEEE. YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR WAY TO CHICAGO, THOUGH, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'D PICK YOU UP, EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD PROBABLY DERAIL ME A FEW HOURS. AND COST MORE MONEY. SHIT, I HAVE NO MONEY. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. WELL...GOT ANY RICH BUDDIES?
Really, I just hope once I get a car, they'll be filming one of the Hunger Games films while I'm on spring break, so I can go drive down there.
JOSH HUTCHERSON, HERE I COOOOOMMMEEEE!(:<3

Right?! It's so stupid! But I mean, I'm so awesome, no one would cheat on me. (;
Nah, I'm a bit of a pushover so maybe they would. Ehh, whatevaaa.

WHAAAAT?!
In literature, all the characters named 'Adrian' are always the sex gods you want in your pants. Oh man, when I tell my friends that mah buddy has a boyfriend named Adrian...

HAHAHAHAHA.
Well, once you're eighteen, you don't have to listen to her, so technically you can cut three years off. And you can probably prove to them your maturity before then. Just keep begging, maybe if your parents and his parents and you two go out to dinner altogether and leave a fabulous impression, they'll be a tad more lenient.

OH MY GOD, THAT'S ADORABLE! DOOOOO ITTTT. DOOOO ITTTT. DOOOO ITTT. THAT'S AMAZING. WHEN'S HIS BIRTHDAY?!

LOL.
Sorry, get heels then? Maybe?

I WILL. THE MINUTE I GET MY LICENSE, DIS BITCH IS GOIN' TO WHEREVER THEY'RE SHOOTING A GOOD MOVIE AND USIN' IT ON A CELEBRITY. [:

Right?! I'm not gonna be mad if you don't want to be with me anymore...jeez.

I LOVE IT. <33
Ooooh, I see. Well, if you guys are hanging out in a public place nearby, it can't be that bad, right?
I'm glad you had fun, though!

Ahhh, I see. What're you planning for his birthday?

IT AIN'T THAT MUCH HEIGHT, I KNOW GIRLS WAY TALLER THAN ME. TRUST ME.