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Blah. I don't even know. People are reading too far into my journal. I do not want to kill JK Rowling, nor do I hate her. That was that day, and this is another. The past is the past. I still don't like her writing, but I don't hate her. People are going insane. :/

I don't know, I don't even remember half the things I said in my journal that was 'so offensive'. I had to go back. I think there was quite a few more comments on it then, but I ignored them. I'm pretty much done with those people being so immature. I don't know if I could do the journal thing again, unless it was about something way less debate-stirring than JK Rowling's writing. Thanks. (:

Thank yew (: Im sure it will

Thank yew for the journal comment!! (:

There are SO many people who look at me like I'm a psychopath when I say Fight Club (book or movie, mind you :]) is hilarious.
And for real. I take too many roadtrips. Like 'Hmm... the gas station is out of sour cream and cheddar chips... Road trip time!'
I hear that. The majority of fanfics (or at least the ones I've read, to those fanfic writers who are at this point reading this) are authors who have the hots for one character and put a character that very closely resembles themselves into the story and try to giggle their way through writing a sex scene.
But I've heard legends of good ones...

On your journal comment (the one that stirred up hell between me and JK Rowling fans):

Yeah... people went a bit overboard. I guess they were trying to find all the illegal things in my journal, including one that was the furthest thing from serious. I was merely stating that I think JRR Tolkien should've gotten more money, because he did better work. Of course, it's none of my business who gets all the money for their stories and who doesn't. I think I'll just shut my mouth and go hide under a rock for a month. (:

Haha. Exactly. I always read his books and think 'How does he do that!?' but it's the art of taking a random object and forcing it into a metaphor. I have yet to perfect this art...
Sadly his tour isn't passing by my little tiny town :[ Maybe I'll take a road trip.
I don't even like reading fanfics, to be honest, for that exact reason. Writing them would be hell. No one knows the character better than the author, and therefore you will not get the character right.
Besides, original stories are so much more rewarding :]

Ugh. Sooo silly. Just got told off by the twilight-icon-chick. I feel slightly okay with just letting the whole thing go up in flames.
Dude, I've had that dream! Not exactly, but I had a dream where I went to one of his readings! I suppose I have a better chance of actually meeting him here in the US.
Your writing is definately Palahniuk-inspired. I noticed :]

I was totally planning on commenting on your profile saying the same thing. Haha. Every time I check the journal page there seems to be some earth-shattering argument going on. Kind of a bummer, but the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

P.S. chuck palahniuk is king.

Oh my god! That's mine too! Woo!

I read that in the hospital, halfway through. Had to quit reading it because the patient I borrowed it from was released into the world. =[

Yes, yes, I do. He is amazing.

I happen to like your username. =]

Thankyou(:

thanks! :D

Well happy reading! i hope you enjoy the story. :)

Oh heavens no! I would NEVER let Harry be some creepy stalker dude. But thank you for the comment. :)

Thank you for the comment:)

I get my bloods confused. No one has noticed it except you, so thanks for that. ;D
I don't know. I'll sort it.

Just comment on the story and they'll add you as an author (:

Oh of course :D Now I feel a fool. About the microcosm and the Darwin Deez.

Oh good Lord. Which ones did you read, because there's quite a few I've co-written with. I'm crazy but not /that/ crazy.