minor catastrophe. / Comments

Haha I'm pretty goood.
And yourself?

psh
giraffe
i have a lion
lions eat giraffes
chyeaah

eh its just like living in today
only better for some reason
jealous yet?
>=]

i am from the future
of tomorrow
oooooooh
chyeah

actually im 7 days younger
hence im from the future
=]

baby there :)

bhaha that's like a good girl :)
School Secretary Asked
Little mike called school: My son has a bad cold and will not be able to come to school today.
School Secretary asked, "Who is speaking?"
Student: This is my father speaking. :P

Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Because
God Gave Good Brains To Men
&
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Yop Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! :)

3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

morning bub
do you like jokes <3
At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Hey baby Morning :)

what's up :]
How have you been keeping?
I trust that everything is well.

:]
I’m so happy to see you again.
That’s interesting! baby <3 hbu ??

Hey baby how're you and what's up :)
sorry baby i was away for a while <3
xoxox -HUGS-
:]
What did you do last weekend? and Where did you stay?:)

There (:

hey cute pie :))
Welcome to mibba !!!
How are you ?
I'm Damion and Yourself ?
Your gorgeous (:
add me xD

Added and welcome
what's up :)

hey there :)

Remember what I said about trying to figure out how this thing works? It's taking a while LOL I had a few comments on my profile and an alert right in front of my face, yet I still failed to notice until now XD

Hope you enjoyed your biscuit lol