Rub it gently. Lick it slow. Make it wet. Don't loose the stroke. It might taste nasty and you might choke, but that, my friend, is how you close an envelope!
Thanks. What the hell happened to you caring? I can't say I forgive you, but my anger is dimmed. One minute you're confiding in me and the next you're saying you don't give a shit. Which direction are you gonna end up going?
O_O
WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!?
...*eh hem*...
I mean...what happened that made you go to the hospital filled with those meany doctors, sweetie? :3