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The last time I did that, I was in the 6th grade I think. :D My sleeping schedule is soo messed up during the summer. I typically go to bed right before my parents have to get up which is like 5:30. So, I go to bed at 5 or sometime before. And then I wake up between 11 and 2. ._. Heck. Yes.

It's only fun when Zack and Trey are there. xD They're 10. And they're boys with ADHD. The little girl is five and if the boys aren't there, then she'll start crying for her mom. D: And it takes soo long to get her to stop. AND I don't get cell phone cervice there. .-.

Aw, cool. So, we'll still be neighbors.:D lmao. I wish I had my own place. :P

Yes, it's the longest I've ever slept in. :D Like, fo serious. One time I went to bed at 7am and woke up at 2pm and I was like, "da fuck? ._."

Yeah pretty much. :) I'm babysitting my cousins kids. And she pays me. ;D I don't get paid much, but it's something. :) I'm lucky I get paid at all, actually. Usually if I babysit a family member's kids it's doing them "a favor". -.-

Like, to a different state? o:

Probably not. D: lmao.

Nothing much. I woke up today at 5pm. :) It felt awesome. xD My mom was like, "What time did you go to bed? D:<" And I was like, "Two...o.o.." Because if I would've said five she would've [i]killed[/i] me. xD And I have to get up early tomorrow morning. ._. At like six. -.- So, I'll probably just stay up all night. xD

o.o How about you?

I know! D: It happens to me all the time. And then when I try to explain what happened they look at me like I'm an idiot. xD rofl.

I know, haha. Noone respects him. :) I can't wait until my last day of senior year. I'm going to walk out at the end of the driveway when my brother and sister are getting off the bus..And I'm going to flip him off as he goes down the street. I would egg his bus, but I don't want to off to college with a police record. ._. lmfao.

You're only going to get two hours of sleep?! D: Oh my gosh, goodluck. lol. <3 Goodnight.

Yes and I jumped and everything. xD I was sitting with my friend, Addison, and i looked at her. And she gave me that look like, "Whaaat?" And I was like, "Ohmygod, did you see that?" She didn't see it. ._. She just felt me jump. XD

I'm such a bitch to him on the bus. He's the only adult I really disrespect because I honestly do not have any respect for him. :) At all. lol.

No, I freaking wish though. D: When I lived in Virignia, I was sitting in the front seat behind my bus driver on the bus, and he had his window open cuz it was summer. A freaking [i]bug[/i] hit me in the forehead and it hurt. ._. lmao.

Oh my gosh. I got in trouble with my current bus driver not too long ago because he is a HUGE FRICKEN PRICK. ._. He kicked my brother off for no good reason so I told him it was bullcrap and when I got off the bus I called him a dick under my breath. So, he told the assistant principle and I got called up to his office. WELL, my bus driver, Mike, thought I called him a dickhead. So, when the assistant principle asked if I called him a dickhead I said no. And [i]technically[/i] I wasn't lying because I called him a [b]dick[/b]. Not a dick[i]head[/i]. ;) rofl. BUT MY BUS DRIVER PUT ME IN THE THIRD SEAT ALONG WITH MY BROTHER. And this Jeffery kid sits int he first seat and I'm not allowed near him because I got in trouble with him so, my sister told the bus driver I had to bemoved away. So he puts Jeffery in the back seat and puts me in the first seat. And you wanna know why Jeffery was in the first seat to begin with? Because he got caught with chew. So it just makes SO MUCH SENSE to put the one that used A NAME in the first seat. .-. Sorry for my little ramble/outburst. XD

I loving going on youtube and listening to her unreleased songs and downloading them. :) Today I've been listening to [i]Boys[/i] and [i]Lost Weekend[/i] on repeat.

I love when they fly into windows. <3 That's the funniest thing ever. XD

Well, at least you learned it, yeah? :D I don't learn a lot of lessons the easy way either. D: It seems like whenever I get in trouble, it's always the worst trouble. I'm never in like...mild trouble. XD I'm either a goodie-goodie or out of control.

Yeah, but my favorite artist is Ke$ha. <333
I don't know why. I just think she's awesome. xD

xD You know how when birds eat berries, their poo turns red? My mom said that when she was in school, she asked her science teacher if birds have a menstrual cycle. XD

You're not supposed to run away from the cops! :P That's naughty! lmao

You should see it happen though. :D It's so freakinn' awesome. xD And I'm sorry. D: I thought everyone got Kiss FM. >.> They play a lot of the popular stuff by like Rihanna, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Kanye West, etc.

What if it falls off the roof? o: Just be like, "Damn, what are birds eating these days?" XD YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH CERTAIN COPS? What did you doooo? o: xD

And yeah. Like, she makes it come out of her tear ducts, I think. D: It's weird. You know how your nasal cavity and your tear ducts are connected? I guess that's how she gets it to come out of her eye. It looks painful though. o.o

Hmm. I don't really know. You know like the music they play on Kiss FM? I like pretty much everything they play on there.

If they call the cops on you, you better throw that laser pointer in the neighbors yard. :D lmao. And then put your good-boy britches on. xD

I know. :P It burns and then I see this brown carbonated shit coming out and I'm like, "That's not what snot looks like. ._." XD I know this girl that like snort milk up her nose and make it come out of her eye. o.O It's so gross. But so fun to watch.

I like hiphop, rap, some screamo(I'm really [i]really[/i] picky about screamo though xD), pop...Ummm. I think that's it? D: I like to listen to classical music when I'm doing homework. >.> Lmao, shh, don't judge. And I hate country, but I love Taylor Swift. But I don't really consider her country...o.o
How about you?

lmffaaaooo. :) Be carefullll.

Oh my gosh. o: I'm making my dad a bad influence on you. XD and LOL. :D Nicee. Once my dad made me laugh so hard it came out of my nose. THAT CRAP BURNS LIKE A FREAKIN' MOFO. D: xD

I hope so! (:

Yeah, yeah. D: lol. And then when we got home, he hid behind a tree and would shine the freaking laser pointer on the stop sign whenever a car would pass. XD And it looked like there was a cop comin' up behind them, so they'd slow down. He's such a freakin' trouble maker. :P And oh my gosh, my dad does that too. xD You have no idea how many times I've spit my diet coke [i]all over[/i] the place because he decides to say something funny. xD And then when I do it he starts laughing at me. ._. rofl.

I don't think so either. \: But I think they need to start because the buttholes are gettin' under my skin. D: lol.

Nahh. xD My mom doesn't drink a lot. My dad used to until about...six-ish months ago. My parents are weird though. o.o I don't know what was going through their minds. xD

I knoww, right. :) One time my dad brought this laser pointer and was like, "Okay, this is the distraction test. You can't get distracted." And he started waving it everywhere and [i]of course[/i] I got distracted. So, I kinda eased off the road just a little bit without realizing it and he was like, "Courtney, Courtney, Courtney!" And I was like, "What??" And then I heard the weeds hitting his arm. :D lmfao. And he always seems to tell me the funniest stories while I'm driving. So, I end up having to pull over until I calm down and stop laughing. xD

Yeah, that's probably why. I just don't understand why the class is so expensive though. D: I mean, do they not think about the people who can't afford it?

My parents didn't even use a condom to prevent my brother and sister. xD The other day my mom was saying how she should've went to college before having any of us so she would have more money to give us everything we want/need. And I was like, "Well, if you would've just had me, wouldn't you have a lot more money?" The woman [i]glared[/i] at me. xD roflll. And it's okay, I didn't think you were. :)

My mom said you have to take driver's ed to get it, but everyone at school told me otherwise. So, I think my mom's just saying that because she thinks I need to take driver's ed. But my dad takes me driving sometimes [illegallyxD] and I'm awesome at driving. Wanna know how I determined that? Because I haven't injured anyone with my driving. That's all that matters. ;D WHAT THE HECK. Everyone has their license but me. D: Oh my word. xD

And what if the dog gets hungry on the job? o: And I know right. xD They weren't smart about it. My dad dropped out of high school. He's a year older than my mom. My mom graduated, but didn't go to college. She got married right after she graduated. And they tried havin' me. But they couldn't. They were finally able to after four years. :D PLANNED CHILD RIGHT HERE. My brother and sister were "unplanned blessings" though. xD

lol. xD I used to know this kid who got his license when he was in 8th grade because he failed so many times, lol. And no. D: You have to be at least 16 and 6 months to have your license. And I'll be sixteen in less than a month and I still don't even have my permit. :( My school doesn't offer driver's ed, so I have to take it outside of school. So, it costs $400. And my family is broke. But my aunt is giving me a job when I turn 16, so hopefully I can get into driver's ed suuuuper soon. :) lol. Do you have your license?

I know right. I don't know what my dad was thinking. He was young. ;D Probably like mid or late twenties? Maybe thirties? o.O He had me when he was like 22..o.o I think. XD Gosh, I don't know. I just know my parents got married when my mom was 18 and they tried for four years to have me.

My friend is in the same grade as me and he's turning 17 three days after me. :) Did you just turn 17 or are you about to be 18? And I'm young for a soon-to-be junior. D: I started school early. I should actually be a soon-to-be sophomore. I'll be 16 in July.

Oh my gosh, I love that one. Listen to Sex Toyz. lolll. That one makes me giggle. xD

The parrot was in a cage outside and it was attached to the tree. So, the cat the got in the tree and put its paws int he cage and pulled the parrot out and ate it for breakfast.:D

Omg, they're freaking awesome. Their songs are so amusing. :)

I just finished my sophomore year of high school. xD How about you?

I was little when it happened, so it didn't really affect me. And I didn't really like the parrot anyways. But my dad was [i]sooo[/i] mad. xD He was telling me the story about it the other day and I busted out laughing. And sweet, do you like Brokencyde? xD Oh my gosh, I don't even work. You have more of a life than I do. :P lol

Aw, my dad had a parrot once! :D ....The neighbors cat ate it. ._. lmfffao.
What music? And yes, it does beat being pretty bad. :D I've been mibba-ing all day. xD /nolife