I was away, so this is a bit late, but whatever. I did a little livebloggin' of SYTYCD.In a side note: David Archuleta has his single out already? O.o Not that I follow any news sources regarding him or anything, I just didn't quite expect it to be so soon. You can listen to it here. It's..um, it's nice. I guess. Well, truthfully, it sounds to me like generic, radio disney-esque pop, but then...

IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED IT YET, DO NOT READ THIS. IT SAYS THE WINNER AT THE END.Ryan intro's with spirit, so everyone remembers he still can host better than the boxing announcer last night.97.5 million votes. We smash voting records like DCook smashes guitars.Oooh, they were smart and brought back the SYTYCD crew for the opening number con top 12.FIRE! EXPLOSIONS! COMMERCIAL!-commercial- So Ryan...

Begins boxing style- contestants in their respective corners.OMG DCook's in boxing gloves and a robe. *headdesk*hahah Archie: 'weighing in at around 100 pounds soaking wet'ONLY on Idol.Nokia theater is huge holy crap.Some dude: "Winning is about being able to trust your instincts." Kinda hard when Archie doesn't have any, eh?They keep talking about the two 'men'. I don't get it- all I see is a man...

I'm not sure if this is allowed, but I'm bored. I put this on LJ while American Idol was on, and apparently it's funny. ssoo, yeah.56 million votes cast. This is American Idol.Here we go kiddies. Results night: 58 minutes of filler, 2 minutes of results.Judges are present; Paula actually looks somewhat normal.Fantasia is here to sing later.I C U Michael Johns all relaxed in the audience.Cue group...