Rhysie Lewis / Comments

I used to be smarter than Lauren, then she slowly over took me. Now I'm filled with hatred every time we have tests because I can see her little brain ticking and I'm just sat in the corner eating the rubber off the top of my pencil

no but brilliant for me to laugh at....

omfggg. That's brilliant omg XD askjfhksa

I know omfg. XD your friends sound hilarious tho omg

I never get sympathy sex. I try and try and try but willow smith just won't give in.
just thought i'd better slip in a paedophile joke there to make myself worthy of the title of frankie boyle's friend

all my comments to you are really long so i'll leave you with this

CHUNGGGG

oh trust me you wont c;

that sounds like a plan, I'm going to rise above you telling me you have a broom and just pretend i didnt hear it... read it... whatever
AT LEAST YOU HAVE HER NUMBER. I DIDNT ASK. but that's a good thing cos id prank call her and then be like ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh cos of her welsh accent

she's a cow
how dare she leave us

oh thankyou for ur support asshole
here's how i feel about your life anyway http://jaredpadaleckisass.com/index.html (watch wiv sound) so there

where the FUCK is beth btw talking of assholes? :c

to keep their identities confidential so i dont expose them on the internet as two more whiny brats who just dont get my amazing sense of humour i just did the first letters of their names ok xxX
i posted the pic of me with like, 6 faces each with one eye and the comments were like
T: nice eyebrow
Me: fanks grew it maself!!
O: you look like a circle of vaginas
Me: it's funny because somene on tumblr left me an anon saying you look like an alien so i go and take a picture like this
O: silly girl
Me: that's what I your mum called me in bed.
Me: (shes not dead is she cos that will be a bit awkward and ill have to quickly change the subject to like.. popcorn)
O: you know that she died 3 years ago.

somehow don't think olivia's gonna be my frieeeeend anymoreeeee
did you not see it
it would have been the perfect time for you to pop up and be like 'ISNT THIS FUN' but you DIDNT
you weren't THERE for me in my time of trauma and now it's too late! it's deleted!
yes i am trying to somehow blame my awkwardness here on you deal with it

but channel 4 go for everything. they cursed us with big brother for 10 years. and as a result we have to live with brian dowling. sigh
emma
this is the reason we couldn't have a show
i just had the awkwardest facebook conversation that resulted in me deleting the picture the conversation was on in the comments, my facebook for a few minutes, setting fire to my laptop and throwing it out the window. then... picking it up again awkwardly to send you this comment. are you ready? i still can't believe I actually did this me and my mouth omg alskgjlkdjfgkl breathes
R U READY
DONT THINK UR READY

Aw, I'd much rather live in a city again. At least there's something to do aha.

also YES. you ARE incredibly witty. as am I. we should have a show. how the fuck does katie price get a show and not us? her vagina is like a blackhole sucking in any innocent passer by. it's nearly as bad as yours. OH. BUT YEAH IT'S HUMILIATING. IT'S FINE NOW THAT IM TOTES POPULAR, (with all my random pakistanian men that like my photos.. also someone actually made a MEME me earlier. yes you read that right) but i remember the days of asking my sister to like it for me...

It was terrible, Emma. i had more entertainment putting my hand into a sock and trying to make it a miserable german cunt, and later finding out my dad had used that sock for.... pleasure purposes. nah, I totally just made that all up. because im a boring person. BUT NOT AS BORING AS KRISTEN. UGH GIMME MORE. NOW. it's ok cos if i get too awkwardly turned on by reading smut i have a picture of kristen at the ready and BOOM, boner killer.

It's just a bunch of fields, sheep and plenty of rain :c

Aw, I'm kidding, don't worry :')
But you'd have to come for Ireland to eat my parents and all it does here is rain so you might be better staying where you are haha.

I hope you know ily really, I was just a bit annoyed because I was trying to watch kristen stewart interviews to see the good in her but jesus fucking christ she is the most boring person I have ever come across, and I've come across loads of people, obv,
p.s. update ive whored myself for less than this soon? fave man fave

yeah but it's your fault that shut up. :c

Haha, it's grand. I might just kill Ian or something to change it up a bit c;

I know, it just seemed to fit perfectly with the idea I had though. You guys weren't supposed to be so clever cx

SHUT UP

I made it a bit obvious, didn't I? :c
But gold stars for you for your guesswork and comments :')