have you noticed that? like seriously.i know this girl who's 16 and she's having a girl and she's gonna name her what - in english - should be riley. but no, she's super creative and is going to spell it like "ryeleigh". i wish i could say i was lying, but i'm not.ohhh, and she's not the only one!there's this other girl who's also having a daughter and she's gonna name her "lake"...lake? it's her...

i feel like sh-t right now.i'm such a f-cking dumb-ss.obviously, i don't know sh-t about anything, and i sersly need advice.I'M SUCH A DICK. I HATE MYSELF.my sister's such a b-tch. she's no help at all. you'd think she was a girl, she'd know this kinda sh-t right? WRONG.that's the last d-mn time i go to her for help. ANY kind of help.seriously though, i feel like a...

i've been having problems with my ex-girlfriend, yeah? yeah. i actually was talking to this girl, but she was just.. i just couldn't do it.anyway doe! so, along with seeing gumby at harps, i saw (i actually wrote 'seen' before i realized what i was doing... i'm so country.) my ex girlfriend. and i'm probably gonna sound like a p-ssy or something, but... dang.she smiled at me and i'm just staring...

why would you want to? o.O we just started talking, and you're already spewing nonsense!it's no wonder my relationships never last long; i think i have a problem...this b-tch i called my friend sent me a link to 'gingers' on wikipedia, and i am offended! and i don't think that i get offended easily."Scientists have dissected many ginger kids (currently they are exempt from normal animal...

... ;Dmy ex-girlfriend keeps comin' at me with bulllllsh-t."brotip #1324: don't let your relationships f-ck up everybody's night."we're not in a relationship anymore though, so it doesn't count.i always thought she was annoying as f-ck. not gonna lie; i did.then why date her, you ask? because i still liked her. she was just annoying sometimes. she thought i was annoying too, so it's 'kewl'.you...

OH OH OH. or is it just a hit & run?me & my sister are a pair of mature siblings, and we like to prank call people when we have nothing else to do at 3 in the morning. in fact, i think this is becoming a problem with me and her. we stayed up til 4 last night prank-calling people and we're probably gonna do it again,we should go wake our dad up 'cause he'd probably join us. ;Dwe're just...