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Johnny: Oh, everyone is getting school'd. Team Avenged 0. Team everyone else 1,000 or something.
Zack: Shut up, Johnny you're not helping.
Jimmy: You're not leaving.
Me: Oh, so now you're gonna go and tell me what I can and can not do?
Jimmy: I'm not going to let you walk away this time.
Me: I'm tired, Jimmy. I just want all of this to be over.
Jimmy: I know, baby, I know. *takes me in his arms*
Johnny: Team Avenged 1. Team everyone else 1,000 or something.
Zack: Honestly, Johnny, shut up before I throw you in the trunk or something.

Me: I don't want to talk to you!
Jimmy: Why the fuck not?!
Me: Fabz told me everything you said!
Jimmy: WHAT?!
Me: Did you seriously think she wouldn't. She's my fucking wife for Christ's sake!
Jimmy: I didn't mean it!
Me: I don't care, I'm going to Baltimore!
Everyone: *silence*
Jack and Alex: *high five*

Me: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR?!?!?!?! *scurries to shut it but a foot gets in the way*
Jimmy: We need to talk.
Me: No we don't. You've made you're points very clear. *crosses arms* Now move.
Jimmy: No.
Me: Damnit.

Me: Oh no, I don't even think so. I am not going out there.
*pounding on the door*
Jimmy: Mikelle, open the God damned door now.
Jack: Leave her alone.
Zack: Dude, just chill out. We don't want her getting hurt either because of him but they need to work their shit out.
Alex: No, she's coming with us to Baltimore, she doesn't want to be here with you fucks anymore.
Me: *puts face in hands* Oh God.

Me: Okay, you guys need to leave.
Jack: What?
Alex: Why?
Me: Because Fabz is coming over so we can discuss everything we need to discuss! Now, out! *throws them out the door as you come in* So, what should we do?!
Jack: *in the distance* Hey, I thought I told you to leave her alone!
Jimmy: *in the distance* I don't even know why I'm here so calm the fuck down ass clown. *to Johnny* That rhymed. *back to Jack* Regardless, I love her so I don't give a shit what you say!
Me: ...

Me: All boys. None of them should be around while we talk about this.
Jack: I disagree.
Me: Shut it, Jack.
Jack: Shutting it.

Meanwhile...

I don't have a meanwhile I just wanted to say it.

Ugh, well I'm still in school. Just a few more months though.

How have you been? Its been awhile...

Me: I mean, what else do I have here? Jimmy did what he did, and it doesn't seem like he'll try to stop me. I really like Jack, and Alex isn't horrible to look at. So, I don't know. I feel the need to have this conversation face to face without the boys being able to hear us... but that's just me.

Meanwhile...

Zack: Okay on the count of three. One. Two. *something goes wrong* Damn it Johnny, I said three!
Johnny: Oops...
Zack: Okay, one. Two. Three.
All: *lift Jimmy*
Johnny: Now what?
Zack: We fucking take him to the car idiot!

Me: Fabz, does he make you happy?
Jack: I don't think we'll ever get an answer now that fucking Austin distracted her with asking Fabz to move in with her.
Alex: I know, right?

Meanwhile...

Johnny: They said they'd be here soon.
Zack: *kicks Jimmy softly* Fucker really is out cold.
Jimmy: *snores*

I don't know if people snore after they've passed out because of the drug... but they do now.

Zack: *looks at phone* Oh that's what it's called.
Johnny: What's what called?
Zack: Chloroform, that's what that drug is called.
Johnny: Oh, I have some of that in my trunk.
Zack: Wha-why do you have chloroform in your trunk?!
Johnny: *looks at Zack* ...you don't want to know.
Zack: You're right, I don't. Look, there he is. *points at Jimmy*
Johnny: How are we supposed to do this, he's a lot taller than the both of us.
Zack: Hey, Jimmy. Wanna feed the ducks?
Jimmy: Hells yeah!
Zack: You just need to sit down.
Jimmy: *sits*
Johnny: *puts drugged cloth over Jimmy's face, 'causing him to loose consciousness*
Zack: There!
Johnny: Well, Einstein how to we get him to the hotel?
Zack: Fuck.

Meanwhile...

Me: You guys shut up! She hasn't hung up the phone so I'm listening to everything going down. I'm trying to be incognito here!!!
Jack and Alex: *rolls eyes*

Me: Oh. My. Fucking. God. AUSTIN JUST ASKED HER TO MOVE IN WITH HIM!!!!!!!! FABZ WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?!?!?! TELL ME FIRST!!!! *screams into phone*
Jack: I think she just got side tracked for sure.
Me: It's like proposal but without the ring and somewhat less serious... OH MY FUCKING GOD SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile...

Zack: *whispering in a corner with Johnny* Dude, he's too stubborn to admit he wants her back so we're just going to have to drug him.
Johnny: With what Zack?
Zack: I don't know that drug kidnappers use!
Johnny: How am I supposed to know what that is?!?!

I actually forgot what the drug is called... but the kind you put on wash cloths or napkins and put over their mouths... Yeah that one.

Oh and that meanwhile thing really made me smile too...

Jimmy: No way in hell. I am not going to wherever to fucking see her. Nope, not me.
Johnny: God damnit man, stop being a douche for a second and consider what's at stake for you. Is this really worth loosing the fucking love of your god damned life over? Stop acting like a 13 year old fucking girl and get your shit together so you can fight for her! Before she goes off to Baltimore and it's too late.
Jimmy: Why would she go to Baltimore?
Zack: Alex and Jack are going home in two weeks, do you really think she'll stay when she has nothing left here? Well, Fabz, but I doubt Mikelle would want to stay when Fabz is rekindling with Matt and Bri and yeah... so you got two weeks to get your shit together.

Meanwhile...

Jack: So, will you go with us?
Me: I don't know... lemme talk to Fabz. *calls through wall* Fabz should I go with Alex and Jack to Baltimore?

It's okay, I'm forgetful too.... We can be bad wives together.

Me: It's just, I love him! *stuffs face with ice cream* And I thought he loved me too!
Jack: You don't need him, you've got us now.
Alex: Yeah! And Rian and Zack and Cassadee is real nice so you have her too.
Me: Yeah, I guess... *takes another spoonful of ice cream*
Jack and Alex: *share mischievous look*
Me: What's that look?
Jack and Alex: *creep forward*
Me: Oh no, oh no, oh no! Don't you dare tickle me!
Jack and Alex: *tickle me*
Me: Okay, okay I give I give!!!

I swapped out the chocolate for ice cream since I don't like chocolate... I know, I'm an alien. And yeah, things are okay right now, nothing to really talk about.

Jimmy: I don't wanna. *acts childish*
Zack: Oh my God, we're not getting anywhere! But you know what, I'll get her to come back for me, not you. 'Cause we still have a thing going on as far as I know. So I'll talk to her if I can fucking find her. You should seriously consider if being a douche is worth not having her.
Jimmy: *silence*

Is it stupid that I'm hugely smiling because of how your comment made the boys act like older brothers in a way... Like protective and shit... 'Cause I do in fact have a goofy smile on my face.

Jimmy: Hell no. Why should I? Fabz isn't even my fucking problem so that's all on you. And who the fuck cares if she stays with the ATL boys. I sure don't. *says the last thing quietly and a bit sadly*
Zack: Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

Jimmy: What the fuck ever you guys. And where do you think I was. I went with that girl Sarah.
Zack: Dude. What the fuck? What's wrong with you?
Jimmy: She gets to play the field but I can't. That's not fucking fair man. It's not a problem for her to do it but it is for me. No, I don't agree with that.

Jimmy: I don't fucking need to tell you anything you fucking bitch!
Zack: Jimmy, you need to calm down.
Jimmy: No! The both of them are fucking whores! I'm so fucking over this.
Johnny: Wow, Jim. That went too far. I'm not surprised she walked out on you and I'm not going to help save your ass from Fabz or anyone you fucking jerk.
Jimmy: Oh shut up short shit.

Jimmy: Did I do something? Where'd Mikelle go?
Jack: Wow dude... Just fuck off, and stay the fuck away from her. *storms off*
Jimmy: What the...?
Zack: You are fucked man. F U C K E D fucked.