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Me: Okay, I fucking stole a turkey but I'm not having an orgy with it! Gosh... that's just gross... I don't even like turkeys.... Wait... where'd Jimmy go?
Zack: Uh....
Johnny: He left with some girl Sarah.
Zack: JOHNNY! You're so fucking stupid! You weren't supposed to tell her!
Me: He's... What...?
Everyone: *silent*
Me: How... What...?

hey i posted chap 4 of Charming the Beast, and made sure you got credit for being my double checker! so go comment and thanks hon!

winners of the just one night writing contest!

first place: Synful Shadows
second place: charmedluna
third place: synsdeepinmyblood

thank you to everyone who submitted. this was such a hard contest to choose winners for, every entry was great.

Me: *comes back with clothes all messed up* What'd I miss?
Jimmy: *stares coldly at me*
Johnny: Well, we figured out you weren't dead and you probably weren't fucking those two, but now I'm not so sure about that, and then Brian asked where Fabz disappeared to and she changed the subject by telling us to look for you, and I said you were probably at some hotel. Then I decided I wanted to get drunk and I asked if anyone else wanted to and this guy Danny came out of no where and and we questioned him. He said he was passing by then I got everyone's attention and then Austin screamed 'FUCK!!! Where the fuck did Matt and Fabz went!?' and Brian frustratedly said oh c'mon and then Danny disappeared and I asked where my booze was.
Me: You couldn't have shortened that down a bit.
Johnny: No.
Jimmy: WHERE WERE YOU?!?!?! *points accusingly at me*
Me: The moon.
Jimmy: Oh yeah, sure you were.
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever, I'm out of here! *walks away*
Jack and Alex: Why is she walking away?
Johnny: That's her thing.

*awkward silence*
Jimmy: What?
Me: I-uh... I don't know what she's talking about! Bitch is crae-crae.
Jack and Alex: *smug smiles on their faces*
Zack: Mikelle, I'm going to count to three and you better tell us the truth before I reach three.
Me: *blank stare*
Zack: One.
Me: *blank stare*
Zack: Two.
Me: *blank stare*
Zack: Three.
Me: *blank stare*
Zack: What? That always works.
Johnny: Dude, she's not afraid of you. I mean it's not like you're going to beat her or anything.
Zack: Shut the fuck up Johnny.
Jimmy: Wait... where'd Mikelle go? And where did the other two go.... Oh hell no.

Me: Oh hell no, bitch, we on you now! Hello Austin.
Johnny: God, it's like a fucking family reunion! Who's going to pop out next?!
Alex Gaskarth: JACK! Thank fuck! There you are! Oh, hey Mikelle.
Me: Hey Alex, how's it hangin'?
Alex: Oh, it's hangin'. *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Jimmy: *blank unamused stare* Who da fuck are you?
Alex: Well I'm Alex Gaskarth, and who are you?
Jimmy: I'm The Rev. *glares coldly*
Me: James, be nice!
Johnny: I am so lost.
Everyone: No one fucking cares, Johnny.

Me: FABZ! THIS IS A DELICATE SUBJECT YOU CAN'T JUST PREACH IT TO THE WORLD!!!
Jimmy: Who's this fucktard? *motions to Jack*
Jack: I'm her new man. She don't want you no more.
Johnny: Ohhh! *the kind of oh you hear after someone disses someone else*
Jimmy: Oh really. *gets in face*
Jack: Really *gets in face*
Me: I know I should stop this but it's so hot.
Zack: *shakes head* Alright break it up!
Me: DAMN YOU, ZACHARY JAMES BAKER!!!!

WHAT?!?!?! YOU ALMOST DIED?!?!?!?!?! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!?!

Johnny: OH NO DO NOT EVEN TRY TO PIN ALL YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT MISTAKES ON ME!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! YOU'RE THE ONES THE DID THE ACT SO FUCK YOU IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!
Jimmy: Johnny I swear to God I will slaughter you if she doesn't come back! BECAUSE SHE STILL ISN'T HERE AND SHE WOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING LEFT IF YOU DIDN'T RUN YOUR DUMB GNOME MOUTH!!!
Zack: Guys... Guys... Guys... GUYS!!! *everyone looks at Zacky* Ripping each other's throats out won't bring her back. Either we wait patiently or call a fucking search team!
Jimmy and Johnny: *mutter* Whatever.

I wanna be Scooby... so you can be Shaggy and we will solve mysteries completely high off our asses. It will be the time of our lives.

Johnny: WHY THE FUCK AM I RUNNING?! I DIDN'T DO SHIT!!!
Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT!!!
Johnny: What?!
Zack: It always is, Johnny. It always is.

Yep.

Jimmy: She should be back by now. *shakes Johnny* WHY ISN'T SHE BACK?!?!
Johnny: Stop shaking me!!! Maybe she had to pee or something. She'll be back, don't worry.

Yes. Mystery Gang. We solve mysteries.

Me: I'm done. I'm leaving right now. I'll write. Maybe. Peace bitches. *storms away*
Zack: She'll be back. She always comes back.
Jimmy: Yeah yeah, she'll come back. For sure she'll come back.

Yeah, he's perfect. Like too perfect. WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY GANG!!!

Me: ..... I hate all of you. And Jimmy, what the fuck bro?
Jimmy: God damnit Johnny. I'm really going to kill you this time.
Me: You still love me, right Zack?
Zack: *thinks to himself* Now's my chance! *end thought* Of course I do.
Jimmy: Oh hell no!
Me: TAKE THAT BITCH!!!

On a side note I'm watching Jeff Dunham right now and Papa Gates is on.

Told you. NOBODY CAN RESIST ME!!!!

Yeah he would. I am irresistible... I am un-denyable.

Humph. I'll become less predictable then!!!
I didn't think of posters until I was actually in the venue... I facepalmed and everything.

Am I that predictable?

I love you too. c:

thanx so much for ur comment

a friendly reminder that the deadline for the just one night writing contest is coming up. submit the link to the contest page. the deadline is december 1, good luck!

Awww thank you!!! <333

If you haven't seen it, here's some info on "Womanizer" and the possible sequel:

http://www.mibba.com/Blogs/Read/516319/Womanizer-Updates-and-the-Sequel/