... Ah... nevermind. I think I was thinking about something else going on.
I've been so busy lately my brain has been turned to scrambles eggs. Lol.
So how have you been.
Hmm... Eat her socks... That's what would get me pissed.
Or...
Hmm...
Try telling her that her parents died and have her parents go out of the house and get an employee from the hospital to call and tell them to tell her that they're sorry for their loss.... Ive done it before...
Best friends --
Mehgyn -- my big sister
JT -- my best guy friend
Kenny -- the guy who's just there [[but I still love him]]
Brittany -- My wife
I love those guys.
[u]Mehgyn's Good Friends List.[/u]
-Damien - The best guy friend.
-Stephie - The little sister.
-Kimmie - The friend you've known your whole life.
-Lexi - The one who'll sit there and talk to you after your so called "big sister" starts being a bitch.
Yeah, not many friends, but I like it that way. I love you guys.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
I've been so busy lately my brain has been turned to scrambles eggs. Lol.
So how have you been.