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yeah... unless you were the judge, but that would be biased.
plus we'd just end up doing dirty things, and the point in the competition would be lost. not that i'm complaining. if you want to do that, then im all up for it XD

noooo wrong answer. you'd wear it because you love girly things, because they remind you of how feminine you are. i know that. you know that. your parents know that.

aha all our roads are names after birds. im on finch cresc. i dont mind birds, so it's ok, btu they annoy me when they wake me up at 6am. >.< also, what did bronte do? like, which books? wasnt there more than one bronte sister too? you have to be more specific, sunshine XD

ahh i'd think you'd look beautiful in a dress XD
that's a lie. sorry, trannies just dont do it for me, but i think we talked about that already... you should totally wear one on the first day and be like "oh. sorry, i thought they were unisex" then call everyone sexist for discriminating against you. i'd laugh...

is the threat the one about the man-gina? i dont think you have a man-gina.

love you x

oh SWEET we can have a ref and everything
you know i've always wanted someone to watch me do it. sounds pretty hot XD

oh ok, i'll like, buy you the pink one and send it to you because i know you like that kinda thing XD XD XD j/k but srsly.

ooo hows the house? college starts tuesday D= daunting shit, im pretty freaked out lol

ok... i capop or whatever. uhh... what about... apollo. i think that's pretty magestic or whatever. and if you dont like that, the other 2 names available are... stevie and leslie. pick wisely my friend.
love you xo

pfft you dont think i can? i challenge you, my good sir, to a sex-off.
first one to fall asleep loses.

aww poor cupcake
i found an awesome cupcake necklace today, if i was a chick, i'd totally wear it.
ahhh im feeling a little feminine today. no gay jokes plzkthnx.
anyway, it totally would affect you cuz im pretty sure they dont let you go on msn or use cam in prison. we were talking about prison right??

ahh i get 50 free international texts monthly, which isnt all that many, but it's cool. i get like, 200 monthly within the country, which is cool, cept i dont have anyone to text, except like, 3 friends.
not including andy the homeless because he doesnt have a phone.

bexy names my penis, trust me, if it were my choice, it'd have a better name.
i can name yours if you want? but it'll be something stupid, like priscilla or carl. i dunno. XD

love you xox

yupyup, a whole week
i mean, i suckered in the day i got home, so it's not that big of an achievment.
dont make fun of my libido, just cuz i can go longer than you can, you shouldnt be jealous ;D

i think you'd be a little more distraught than "meh" if i went to prison.
i could say something really mean right here, but i wont, because im a little afraid your fragile emotions breaking down.
rofl. i made a joke.

oh lol i got a new phone with a slidey keyboard too
like a blackberry, but more slidey
and i stuck a bulbasaur sticker on the back
i got a special rate on my contract for overseas calls and texting
D:

XD naw dude, he's just gay.
it's cool though, i'll fly back and like, i dunno, take him?
he'd probly still be frigid, even though im drop dead sexy.
i know you think so too =D

love you xo

ps did you know my penis is called lewis? cuz i didnt.

Hey Fang it's been a while. Just thought I'd say hi. Hows things going with you? Me. I'm ok. Started college about 2 weeks ago. Its great. love all the new poeple I'l meeting. Hope all is well with you.

heyy babe
guess what? i havent whacked off in a week. seriously.
anyways, how was your plane trip??

no, i know im not a pedo technically, it's just that i was thinking about you being all young and stuff
and i only just realised that you and jared are only what, a year and a half apart? crazy, i was always like "joe is waaaay young" cause jared's my age and stuff... im rambling.

lets not talk about how you can make me moan. or we can. i mean... if you wanna do it over the phone im all cool for that.
oh wait, the phone bill... shit.
im so effing horneeeyyyy... crap this is stupid.

dereks a virgin you say? damn. if you were still in the country i'd be like "you should totally make a move on him and see what he does" that'd be cool...

love you xox

right back at ya. :D well done
and, as of china, (LOL) i too love chinese food. i used to hate it. nothing liek being forced to eat the local cuisine to make you like it. XD
hey. you still up for skating!? REPLY VERY VERY SOON!

*gasp* not fairrrrrrr
i've always wanted to go there
:(

yeah. liked them loads. i think i shocked them slightly. XD
sorry i wasnt at mike's. my parent didnt tell me they'd planned to take me out for a celebration meal thingy at some restaurant. they also bought me things. XD

wow did you like fall off the face of the earth or something? O.O

Hey.
How are you?
Haven't talk to you in a while.
I think.

haha yeah, so what if i like shoulders, they're freaking awesome, its magical...
yeah... feet creep me out, unless they're pretty lady feet, like, tiny smooth ones and stuff. and even then, i'll only tolerate them, i dont outwardly like them.
...women's clothing. i can understand if it's on women, but transvestites just dont do it for me, sorry XD
handuffs are a little hot though, i dont mind them at all...
HAHA you're only 17, you're like a baby
ew... that means im a pedophile...
anyways... we were talking about whacking off
im a pretty big fan of this conversation topic, i'll have you know
i made a new friend =D he's my new drinking buddy. he doesnt do thinks like what you do though... =/
yeah, she was talking about how she was looking foreward to getting him drunk, but then i ruined it for her
and good thing too, she shouldnt be going around banging younger men. its unhealthy, nothing like what i would do at all. *cough*
aww giving up noodle. or pedro. i cant remember which one died. sorry XD
love you xo

riiiiiiiiiiiight. well, im flattered... and a little scared. o.0

how're you? nervous about results day!?

Hey how've you been? Whats new?

whats this about me? What have i done now!?

now i know i said i wanted to stop talking about your ex's, but now im curious as to Liam's fetishes.
did he like shoulders? i like shoulders...
yeah i'd rather have my parents not know what i do and sneak around it than to be open and have my mother know about everything that i do.
i mean, it means that i dont have to buy my own condoms are alcohol, which is a plus, but the looks.. THE LOOKS! its so wrong.
what happened last time? and yeah, i'd kinda prefer it if you didnt sleep with her. she probably wouldnt complain or anything... uhhh... whack off? i dunno
she wanted to sleep with derek XD XD XD how gross is that?

i drink coffee because it is delicious sunshine in a mug, end of conversation.
love you xox

i know!! pg-13 sucks balls.
oh and, while we're on the topic of things we do, just wanted to let you know that im a little bit in love with that thing you do with the ice-cube.
i dont think i told you that before, but i think you should know. XD

naw, she gives me the "i know what you did but its ok" look. but i dont want her to know what i did D= i want her to remain ignorant. it disgusts me that she knows what i get up to when the bedroom door is closed.

ahahaha i think you look pretty good with no jeans at all too
especially if you "forgot" to wear underwear that day
oh lordy... i have a whole lot of pent up sexual frustration... you're not helping XD

ahh drink some coffee, i woke up at 9 today D= way too early, but i couldnt get back to sleep. coffee saved the day once again...

love you xox

the one with the tongue. XD what was the other one? was it the one with the time where we were in the shower "getting cleaned up" and then i did that thing, y'know? keeping it pg-13 here. not that i want to.

oh trust me, my mum knows about my bedroom stuff.
i wish she didnt, but she does >.<
i mean, she doesnt ask me questions or anything, but she gives me looks and im like "NO. QUIT IT." but she doesnt.

well, im a big fan of tight jeans, what can i say, they just feel so tasty against my thighs... mmmm yeah. XD
talking about taking my clothes off... this is getting pretty heated, or maybe thats just me thinking about it.
uh...

and then you ruin it by writing about 2girls1cup. uncool. thanks for that, it was all awesome imagery, then girls and shit. nice.

love you anyways XD

HA. you're so funny T_T
you're right, i didnt have a love life, thats not to say i didnt have a sex life. where do you think i learnt to do that thing that makes you go all weak at the knees? you know what im talking about.

yeah, my mum knows what i do, but shes all like "hes an 18 year old boy, he can do what he wants" i love my mummy, im not ashamed of myself.

yeah, the breeze is good huh? thats why i never wear underwear.
jokes... kinda.
honestly, i dont mind partaking in other activities, im pretty sure i wouldnt be sick enough not to enjoy them, if that makes enough sense.
what i mean is, i would gladly violate your body because it's sexy.

i loooooove yoooo
ps. yes i did =D

well yeah, i was adamant that i would never do anything with another guy AT THE TIME. but you cant deny that the first thing you thought when you saw me was "oh goodness, look at that handsome mass of manlyness. i want to jump that." cuz if you say it wasnt then you're lying.
let stop talking about how good your ex's are in bed, mmkay?

HAHA INNOCENT!?!?! thats funny. like, my ass has been laughed off funny.
that poor dillusional woman... i love your mum.

OHH good idea with regards to the nurse costume, but i have a better one.
you could just not wear anything except for the nurse hat!
ta-da, im so smart. =D

love you xox