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i am not a fruitcup
urgh, you're getting me all flustered, i might smudge my lipgloss.
oh, did i just write that?

HAHA what like, just have my way with you in the middle of the dancefloor?
that woulda been AWESOME! and screw your dad's homophobic friends. although i am not gay myself, i think you're very pretty.

liam likes dresses on men, huh? strange child. i know he's a strange child and i only met him, what, 2 times when i went round yours with jared.
remember when you guys lived together??? REMEMBER?!?!
hahaha you had to wear heels... i've never weared heels. they're for girls and gays, neither of which i am.
skinny jeans are pretty sexy, or you could just ditch the whole nurse get-up altogether, worn a tight tshirt and skinny jeans with a little nurse hat, thatd rock.
ITS CALLED PASSING OUT. NOT FAINTING.

love you xox

SHE'S VICIOUS!
dammit... i cant hit her back either... that's okay. i just insult her.

but then she hits me again...

And the party was awesome! I DANCED! YAAAY!

yeah, well maybe i was faking it.
...naw. i wasn't faking it.
maybe i am a fruitcup, deep down inside. waaaay waaaaaaaay deep down, but you can hardly see it through all this masculinity. =D

aw damn, im so effed off that i missed it, i woulda danced like a motherbitch and you woulda been like WOAH and gotten so turned on just from seeing me dancing that you woulda jumped me right there in front of everyone and it woulda been totally sexy.
holy crap, i just said sexy and im not even drunk... what is wrong with me!?
oh yeah, i had the mother of all hangovers this morning, up at 6am puking my guts up, and i just wasnt right till my fourth coffee. i needed you there to nurse me back to health. in a nurse uniform. actually i take that bit back, the bit abbout the uniform. men in dresses really doesnt do it for me... im sorry XD
oh yeah, anyway, im glad your party was fun =]

love you times infinity etc
ps i didnt get the email DDDD:

NO! im not admitting im gay because im not gay! i like boobies! i just made an exception because the most masculine men can do other men while still being comfortable in their non-gay sexuality. OH YES! i win.
pfft you`re gonna do better than i did, cause you`re all responsible and werent getting drunk when you were supposed to be revising like someone else i know. and by that i mean me. yeeeeeeah.
aww sweetie i woulda danced with you, and it woulda been awesome fun and then you could come over and then... so how was the party? everyone had fun right?

love you xo
ps when you say you sent over the latest bit, do you mean you will send it over, or is my email broken?

kinda gross? it was effing disgusing! like, did you see his hair the next morning? i was like "go. shower now. i cant look at you." i love rosy, shes so nice, cuz honestly, i woulda just let him sleep in it. XD

well, im assuming that cowboys only wear the sick as hell beastie style animal print, like effing mongoose or something.
and i would like to defend myself by saying that i enjoy acting camp, and that doesnt make me gay at all. unless the positions that you're referring to are the ones that we shouldnt be talking about on an all-ages website... *cough*

aww poor baby all confused XD
i can kinda imagine it actually, you're all like "whut?" and its all cute
urgh. i just said... wrote "cute". maybe you're right, maybe i am gay.
damn.

what are they betting with? you probably did amazing =]
love you xo

yeah yeah sure... *shifty eyes.*
OW RACHEL JUST PUNCHED ME!

*sob*

oh that tree. i grew to hate it truly.

ya know what, that's a fair point. at least you didnt puke up and then pass out in it like a certain someone that i know. *cough* you know. XD
cowboys are freaking awesome! they get to ride ponies and wear animal print without anyone questioning their masculinity! tell me that`s not awesome. go ahead, i dare you.
and im not gay, stop insinuating that im gay. i only like tight leather on men if said man is one of two people.
the first one is me. you can guess who the second one is. WINK!
im a totally manly man testosterone thing! it`s true goddammit!! you`re just being mean to me, and you only think so because you're one of the only people who've seen me in positions that dont always involve total masculinity.
so its unfair and i win. =D

and regarding the ear medicine, i always thought you were cool and sexy, so yeah. ear infections are cool and sexy, but only on you.
see, im being nice.

love you

jeebus hun, you could have had a little bit of discretion XD
naw, bratz are slutty little women. children. whatever, their sheer amounts of makeup confuse their ages. how could you say no to cowboys!? i love cowboys, they're just so goddamn awesome!
i dont care if bratz are wearing them, because the bratz lame points is smaller than cowboy's awesome points... so there's still some awesome left...
that didnt make all that much sense, but i think you'll get me =)
im not a fruit, you're supposed to be sticking up for me and telling me that i'm a masculine manly man! overflowing with testosterone!!!

love you sugar xox

yeeeah. bless him.

and it scared me, when Rosy freaked, then you freaked, and i sat down with my hands holding my head near tears....
EVERYTHINNG was so bloody hard. it was like looking after three years olds. that were drunk. and high. literally in Hat's case. that bloody tree...

damn... you musta been pretty drunk, huh? did you do it in plain sight, or kinda hidden?
no offence to her, but your mum must be retarded if she likes gardening.
wait. so does my mum.
maybe its a mum thing... huh.
i hate bratz. they're little tiny childrens wearing slut-loads of makeup. it's just not right. babies shouldnt wear makeup. EVER.
plus, you can make ponies prettier and brush out their manes and make clip clop noises when you make them walk and oh dear lord i sound like a fruit.
love you anyway XD xo

Not fair.
Not not not fair..

you puked in the flowerbeds? silly boy, you should know by now potted plants work the best for that...
dude? you dont know your own brother's age? you are some kinda crappy brother. he's in my year, cuz that's how i met you right? so he's gotta be 18, turning 19 sometime next year. i dunno when his birthday is, we didnt do presents. i mean, we went out for drinks and everything, but no presents. =/
so yeah, i assume he's 18. you should go talk to him anyways, he's a cool kid. and he can give you stuff.
your sister is cute, i like her ponies. =D
kisses xoxo

oh my lover, i miss you so much
of course they'll have alchohol, jared lives to drink right? thats what i heard anyways. you're his brother, you should know these things XD
im trying to get ky to make him a profile so he can screw up the place again =D good idea or no?
love xo

Hi! it's been a while :P

you could have just left out the "rolls eyes" bit and the comment woulda made my day, i hope you know that *scowl*
XD
i only read (past tense) kerrang for the shows, and now i only read (present tense) it because it reminds me of home. how sad is that? D=
you know i'd kill to naked table dace with you right now too.
if by "table" you mean "bed"... and by "dance" you mean "sex".
and the worst part is that im completely serious...

dude... they do? thats AWESOME!! im definitely gonna go find some now.
not from the hobo though, he only pedals weed. he's my new bff.
aand the skunk. they're my bff too.
im glad to hear the banksy thing was cool, he's a pretty awesome guy.
not as awesome as me, of course... XD
my first ever delivered kerrang issue came today. then i came. it was hot.

That's so cool.
Now I don't feel lonely.

Hello.
How are you?
I'm Selena.

yeah sure, bexy can read it because she is lovely, but no one else until its finished.
ahhh just try shrooms, apparently its the same kinda vibe, plus they're easier to catch... dont really run away... yeah.
i try to be sexy just for you my dearest. WINK!
is the banksy stuff in the exhibition actually his? or like... copies? i dont get how they do that cuz isnt he all illusive and stuff?

and no, i wasnt licking toads
i was doing OTHER stuff, but toads is really rank. i havent actually tried, but frogs kinda creep me out anyways... its just a bit turn-off XD

well
you are sexy.