Captain Kitty / Comments

@ insanetrain
Now you're just being mean. Though the second one was worse. Allow me to retort and overstep the boundaries of what is acceptable by calling you SUGARTITS

By the way, I STEPPED ON A BEE. MY TOE IS F'ING HUGE. It's like a grape getting ready to burst :(

Scumbag Bee.

Asshat Bee.

Rude Bee.

IT HATES YOU, SUGARPLUM. XP

@ insanetrain
Awh... It didnt send my reply to your comment....Sigh.

Something about how demeaning and emasculating your use of the name "babycakes" was/is when I'm/was trying to be manly and tough.

O.O I'm.. i'm so sorry DX
What?
HA
LOOK
I SAID WHAT
Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, babycakes?! D:<

@ insanetrain
Hmmm. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

I think I'll take offense to it.

SAY WHAT AGAIN. . I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHER FUCKER. SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

O.O I hope you don't value your right two lug nuts very much, CUZ YOU'RE LOSING THEM.

@ insanetrain
I'd bet my right two lug nuts that you're a foxy pilgrim. bwahahahahah

I love them foxy pilgrims.

@ insanetrain
I was kidnapped By foxy pilgrims.

I'll Bob you up! D:< Oagnoals is perfectly beautiful. RAAAAWR. I do like cemebox though.
:( *sits on you* Jerk.
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW'S LIFE?

@ insanetrain
Bahahaha! :D Just don't be lazy like Bob. Don't Bob it.
As for oagnoals....hmmm. The word has to be composed of pre-existing english words that describe it (Like skyscraper) Or, a new word entirely, such as oagnoals. "Cemebox?" "ThatBigassthingoverthere?"

As for your hat? I THREW IT ON THE GROUND (Slow motion annnndddd que song).

RHYME MASTER! WOO! CONGRATULATIONS! *gives you congratulatory hat* :) I'm proud of you, son. I.. I raised you from afar DX WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MOMMY? ..this is getting weird xD AND DOG! YAY! Nipples. Interesting.
Buildings should be called "Oagnoal"s. Yep. Yeppppp. I'm original. OKAY I ADMIT IT'S HARD. I GET BOB'S PAIN.

@ insanetrain
Cats are little asshats. I unintentionally rhyme from time to time. And I am going to get a dog at the end of this summer. One my mother has, and maybe a weiner dog. I shall name him/her Nipples.

I didn't think it though that far. They manage the quantity of food in the fridge.

And Hmmm. I think it depends whether they were raised by that mother or not. But you didn't so.... YOU'RE STILL NOT MY REAL MOM. I'M MOVING OUT.

Pfft. You can come up with something better than that :P
Hmmm.

Cats are amazing :( They're soft. And smart. Unless they're dumb and hairless.. .... .. erm. ARE YOU BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR ROOMMATE? :D You should get a dog, and then order him to eat the cat. O.o
Yes, I understood the pimp thing, but NOT in a jokey way, what does a Player in a Management Profession do? xD
LIKE THE HELICOPTER HELMETS IN SPONGEBOB?! :( ADOPTIVE MOTHERS ARE JUST AS REAL AS BIOLOGICAL. RESPECT ME, SON.
..Poor Bill. I wish names were more original! BUILDINGS SHOULD BE CALLED "FOLALFLFLFLFLF" I don't know. That would be fun to say.
I CAN TYPE TO YOU IN WHATEVER TONE I WANT. D:<

@ insanetrain
I'm not sure. Though I've given up trying to fathom the depths of idiocy that this country seems to thrive on.

I live with a room-mate, And he has a cat. I don't particularly like cats. I love dogs. Cats suck fetus.

Player In a Management Profession = Pimp = Prostitution. o.0

I was thinking about one of those helicopter helmets. One with beer can mounts on each side and the swirly straws.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

And no, They're not skyscrapers. I think the tallest building in the state is a 15 story hotel. Maybe 20 story. Big, yes, But not a skyscraper. (At least the name "skyscraper" makes sense. What lazy bastard decided to name buildings "buildings?" "Well now that we're done building this uh...thing... It's time to name it. We'll call it a building." 'You're a lazy piece of shit Bob.' "You're fired Bill.")

Learn it or your face will get stuck like that. How dare you type to me in that tone of voice!

WHY DID THEY BUILD THE CITY IN THE DESERT DX ARGH. Did you move there alone? ARE YOU GONNA GET A CAT?
What does that even mean? xD A management profession of what?! Women?
So why are you getting it? xD Dangerous transportation with the likelihood of death AND picking up girls? You ARE going to wear a helmet, right?
I AM YOUR MOTHER. Now, wouldn't that be creepy?
It's always going to be too soon xD There aren't any skyscrapers nearby, really?
IT'S EASY TO BE BORED! Link worked xD
Ohmygosh wait but I don't wanna learn DX LEARNING HURTS....though the blog IS pretty.

@ insanetrain
Well part of it is starting over somewhere new, and a larger part of it is that anything and most everything is in the city, which is located in the desert. Go figure.

I'ma be a Player In a Management Profession (Turn that into an Acronym).
Yes I suppose it is a babe magnet, but that's not why I'm getting it. I'm a firm believer in doing things for the right reasons. So why am I getting it? Because I can! And, YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER. She wasn't very happy about it.

Oh calm down, It's not like it's filled with explosives. Or that there are any sky scrapers nearby. Oh, too soon, too soon. That whole thing was a joke anyways. Islamic Terrorists my left nipple.

You're telling me you're bored over summer? With access to the internet? .... Gasp!

Here!
http://inktank.fi/40-websites-that-will-make-you-cleverer-right-now/

That link should work, but if it doesnt, I may be too lazy to send you the correct one.

Why would you move to the desert part? That seems very un-fun. SPRING SPRING SPRING IS IN THE AIR FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS :D
:o Business of what? And MOTORCYCLE AAHH DANGEROUS BABE MAGNET WEAR A HELMET!!!!!!!! D:
Pilot license. You. In the air. Flying a thing. I'm going underground o.o
COMO ESTAS MI AMIGO?
The.. having things to do part of school xD

@ insanetrain
BAhahaha You're in Florida!? You have my sympathy :P I'm in Arizona. And no, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT all one big desert. Only about half the state is. The rest is mountains and forests. Though I just moved from the mountain part to the desert part. Havent decided whether I like it or not yet. And Spring? Ha! There was a week of it here.

But at the end of summer, I'm starting up my own business, and I'm getting a motorcycle and I'm going to start logging hours to get my pilots license. And I'm learning spanish! I'm stoked.

What part of school do you miss?

That is ridiculously controlling xD Sleep is nice. What has changed? And summer is stupid and hot and annoying and it's not even technically summer yet so they should really call it somewhat-spring/summer break and there are ants everywhere and humidity and agghhhh. Damn Florida. I wanna move to Alaska. NOW. I also kinda miss school.