Captain Kitty / Comments

@ insanetrain
You're a teenage Girl with self-esteem? Hahahaha! That's a first...

And actually that would be quite interesting (and infuriating) to lose your short term memory. Dammit Pixar. Find your damn dad.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. NO NEED FOR NAME CALLING AND D-SUCKING JOKES LITTLE MISSY. You are just so Vulgar. WHAT IF MY MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER? HUH!? YOU"D FEEL BAD THEN. She has a hamster, But I dont want to think about that. And When the hell did you sniff my father?

Your father is a refrigerator. Ha.

Oddly, I'm okay with that. No shits to give.

I might be moving to alaska here soon.

And No, You can't stare at it if it's in my mouth

I have such a bad memory then Dx STOP LOWERING MY SELF-ESTEEM. D:< *takes away your short-term memory* :D
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. :( You. You usually suck. Ha. ;) AND SWALLOW.
You a skank! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER & YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES D:<
:( ... well.. well.. there are.. people.. who don't like chocolate.. D: NYAAAAAA
That would be so creepy.
I WATCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. It's like emphasized whispering. *shudder*
*continues staring at tongue piercing* <3

@ insanetrain
It's just you. Unless it's been an ungodly amount of time that I've had to wait for your reply. Then I have to. See what you do? This is why we cant have nice things. But don't worry. Normal people usually suck.

And you're female. Of course you like chocolate. I bet you shower naked too. You skank.

WERE YOU TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE YOU WERE YELLING? WHAT IF YOU WHISPERED IN CAPS?

ATTRACTIVE. I DON'T KNOW WHY. XD DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MY MIND.
Ohhhh, Patrick. <3
To understand your replies I have to scroll below and reread everything xD Do you do that too? Or do normal people REMEMBER their conversations? CHOOOOOOCOLATE. I like chocolate. CHocolate ice cream is bleh.
*stares at your tongue piercing for a long period of time*

@ insanetrain
What's so nice about them? Most people Find them....Not quite revolting...But not far from it. A little less than disgusting would be a more accurate description.

THAT'S MISTER DOCTOR PROFESSOR CAPTAIN KITTY TO YOU.

And Reese's puffs. Or Cocoa pebbles. I love chocolate cereals (And most chocolate ice creams) But I abhor chocolate in itself. Milk chocolate? More like goblin semen. I'd rather have someone stare at my tongue piercing for a long period of time....Oh wait.....

HELLO, BOB. GEEZ. You're a fried pickle. What kind of cereal? AND NO MORE QUESTIONS BUT THAT'S SO AWESOME xD Tongue piercings are nice. :D Though I wouldn't get one xD BUT I WOULDN'T MIND SOMEONE ELSE GETTING ONE AND THEN STARING AT THEM FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.

@ insanetrain
The piercing actually gave me a lisp for awhile, Now I only have one when I think about having a lisp haha, and I had to relearn everything that involves your mouth (Whistling, chewing, moving stuff with your tongue,) And I still can't blow raspberries. Not to mention the first three-four weeks (the swelling period, normally 2 weeks) SUCKED GREASY HITLER BALLS.

BUT, I don't regret getting it. It's been a lot of fun since I've gotten used to it. I had an oral fixation before, always chewing gum or toothpicks, and I don't anymore since I can mess around with that thing in my mouth. It's fun to eat food with sometimes. Fun to stick your tongue out at people who arent expecting to see it, especially little kids. And there's the Oral sex/kissing aspect too. Great thing is that most people don't figure me for the type of person (according to how I look) to have anything of the sort.

Hopefully that answered/responded-to any questions/comments You might have asked once you read the post below. Any more? :P

@ insanetrain
Took you long enough. And that's my tongue piercing. And yes, It's awesome. I'm actually getting a tattoo this weekend too :D :D :D :D :D

I'm making the chainmail so I can pour it in my Cereal and eat it.

Hmmm. Fried pickles.....I'd try it once.

Who's Steve? My name is Bob. Or Captain Kitty. I havent Decided yet.

Also. What is the thing on your tongue in your picture? XD

YOU SUCK SHEEP.
Why are you making chainmail?
I like fried pickles.
Jk, I've never tried fried pickles.
Nice to meet you, Steve.

@ insanetrain
Making chainmail is very time consuming...

And fuck your sheep.

The USA sucks.

I am an Alien named Steve.

I like pickles.

YOU'RE AN ALIEN. YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE TO DRIVE IN THE U.S.A. GOSH. PULL OVER NOW. *spits No all over you*
Oh. Well. :( That's surprising Dx WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY THE TASTE OF SHEEP AS MUCH AS I?

@ insanetrain
Woah man, Just calm down.....PUT THE CUP OF NO DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.

And yeah....It was licking sheep. My favorite new past time......cough cough.

cough cough....

cough cough........

Sarcasm. (hahahhahahah)

I'm no-intolerant. Sorry. Um. I also knocked over the glass and the no spilled all over the floor X: Awkward.
YOU'RE COMFORTABLE.
Canada sounds awesome :( GO THERE. NOW.
I don't even REMEMBER your new skill. I'm too lazy to scroll down and see what it was.
Probably licking sheep or something...
;)

@ insanetrain
Of course they're comfortable. It's just a bonus that it makes everyone else uncomfortable. And I'm gonna have to say no to that one. A big tall glass of no.

You're just jealous of my new skill. And No, I'd be a Pile of World.....excretion......Though it's not nice to talk about Canadians like that.

Are they comfortable? Can I attend your funeral only for the purpose of laughing & pointing at your shoes?
I hope the world eats you and then digests you and then you become a PILE OF DOG .. excretion.

@ insanetrain
Google "Vibram Five fingers," It'll show you what they look like. I've given less and less of a shit about wearing them everywhere now. I might even wear them to my own wedding when it happens. And my own Funeral. That's right, My own Funeral.

And I just learned how to blow smoke rings. And with it, I shall dominate the world....

THEY TASTE BETTER. And what exactly are toe shoes? Shoes made only for your toes?
WHOOOOOA that's so cool o.o How do you do that? Shmawesome o.o
You're pure evil!

@ insanetrain
You cut grapes in half? YOU ANIMAL. This used to be a nice neighborhood.

Haha you got stung by a dead bee? I feel a little better now. It took four days before I could wear my shoes again (I wear toe shoes, deal with it).

Also, I just started making leather...Things...doodads...Trinkets. Here's the site where I've posted most of the stuff I've made so far.
http://captainkittysleather.deviantart.com/gallery

And I like rep/purple grapes better generally. Partly because they're sweeter (if smaller) and partly because I like to argue. Grapes with seeds in them are Pure evil.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHhHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA i'm so sorry. i did that when I was 8 and it was a dead bee and it was on the edge of the pool and i fell into the pool after DX SHAME ON AMBER.
I like grapes.
Green ones.
I like cutting them in half. D:
I like sugar too.