Michael Jackson.. / Comments

Yes!
I like the way you think.

None.
Not unless someone attractive actually moves here.
The only hot person who lived here just graduated.
So...none.
And they'll be slaughtered with a large knife.
Or a crossbow, not quite sure yet.

The story... *hides*
I thought that was what you were talking about...D=

My town makes me have homocidal thoughts.
...I'm so going to snap one of these days.
So, if you ever hear anything about a girl who snapped in Forreston Illinois, killing half the people in her town, you'll know it was me.

My town has 1,500 people.
Here, no one does anything bad.
And, even though I'm a straight A student who's never done anything bad...I'm known as the 'rebel'.
>.<"

HUm... Nooo.
Were you? o_O

A boring as hell, tiny, bodunk town in northern Illinois.
You?

Oh no!
You're having quite the hard time, aren't you?

Well that's idiotic.
He shouldn't be blaming you because of his head lice.
Ehh...
He sounds like an ass.

There's like somethings that are thought out, but most of it it's just random shit...

I'm fine.
I just got done four-waying on the phone.
I don't think there's a way to say that without it sounded perverted...
Anyways, how're you?

Hello.
(Ellie comments randomly.)
(Ellie doesn't normally talk in the third person...but today she is....)
I'm Ellie.
(Huh...no more third person.)
Sometimes my brain likes to talk too.
I'm strange.
Anyways....hi!

Hey, I just wanted to thank you for being like the best commenter ever!
And I'd gladly join you on the dance, but I don't think anyone wants to see me dancing...

Ew, what was it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
*cha cha cha!*

you know, a little girl one a beauty pagent and her mother spent 1000 dollars on a COW!
That she sold!
but yeah man, best pet ever.
and if you're like me, when betsy gets too old "puting her out of her misery" means "dinner's on!"

i still dont understand why you gotta shoot a horse if it's got a broken leg.

ha!
Cows are cool because of how laid back they are.
seriously, i've been to a farm.
they just sit there a moo all the time.

ha! the animals sure as hell have it out for you don't they?
that sounds so fucking yummy.
I hope i can find one around here.
i think it'd be harder to be vegan.

Not sure, i never had a breakfast burrito before.
Are they good?
I like to put syurp on everything for some reason.
it's just really good, yet not fogiving.

I hate cereal that cuts my gums and is really sharp.
or sticks in my teeth.
...wow i like soggy.

oh man, those are my drugs man!
infact, i'm about to have a bowl.
enjoying the Silent Hill movie and......talk on the intranet.
good times man....good times.

what's the worst cereal?
i hate oatmeal cause it looks like it's been puked up.