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Lmao yes it is.

Seriously? XD

Lmao thank you. XD

Encyclopedias? WTF? XD

It's about 15 minutes to 7 here.

v I posted that before I got the profile comment you left me. XD

Nothing much, waiting for dinner and staring at the computer hoping an update for Ghost of You will pop into my head.

I'm Cathy, btw. :)

How're you?

Tehehe thank you ^-^

Yeahh, and moving there for a year? That's awesome i'm jealous.

Sometimes I offer to clean toilets too for money. I actually prefer it to my normal money-making chore, scrubbing all the kitchen cabinets, which sucks because we have so many cabinets and drawers and you really have to go at it for it to make a visible difference. Whereas with toilets you just put in the cleaner, go off and do something, go back and scrub and flush and you’re done. Wow, I feel so prosaic, talking about chores….

I’ve never seen Miami Ink; it’s probably cable, so that’s why. But yeah. Having so many tattoos is bad for your kidneys too, because all the chemicals from the ink are sinking in your skin forever. Have you decided what tattoos you want yet? I think I want a little infinity sign on my lower left back, and then possibly a quote from an e.e. cummings poem under my right shoulderblade – “no one, not even the rain, has such small hands”, and then just maybe “everybody lies” somewhere above a hipbone. It’ll be very wordy, haha. I’ve seen lots of pretty pictures of tattoos, like one where a girl had opening and closing quotation marks on each shoulderblade, and another with birds’ outlines over the top of her back, and another with a huge Dali elephant/bird on her side, and another with a keyhole on the back of her neck. They were so pretty.

Ouch. That sounds rough. There really was no middle ground? I’d be kind of freaked living in a place like that. O.o Well, you know what they say, every village has an idiot, aha.

Oh, ok. Yeah, that’s still awesome. But the class I meant is not a class-class, it’s online. I refuse to go to class during summer, it would be blasphemous. :O And Key Club is a volunteering club. Good luck w/ AugNo! :D

Oh, and the song is She's A Maniac by Hall and Oates. It's from like the 70's or something. :p But it's pretty epic.

Well, I don’t normally do chores either, so I guess it evens out, haha. I have to do work if I want money. And 15 pounds is like…a lot. I know a pound is more than a dollar, and 15 dollars is still a lot (for me, anyway). Luckyyy.

I’ve actually considered getting a few tattoos myself when I’m old enough, so I don’t really think it’s a turn-off. But the ginormic, in-your-face full-body tats are overkill. I always wonder if those people ever regret it…but then again, if they did it in the first place they don’t strike me as the type to regret much.

Do divulge the weird things that happened in your little town! I’ve lived in a city all my life, so I’m curious about things like that.

But pens do decide to work again after they’ve been dead! At least, a lot of them do. But then only for like another two words, and then they die again. Oh, well. The euphoric rush of joy at the pen’s resurrection is enough. ;)

Daaaammmnnn I wanna go to a musical festival in Italy. I mean, each are awesome on their own, but if you put ‘em together – well, then that is like a lethal dose of awesomeness. Again: luckyyyyy. My summer is so dull by comparison. I did a dance camp and I just got back from a family vacation upstate to this place with these cool red rock formations, and I tried to get ahead on my school credits by taking a class online but the term expired on me behind my back so I totally have a D now. And I’ve been writing and reading lots. And I tried to volunteer at the library but they never returned my call and I heard the processing time can be up to two weeks, so I was like forget it, I can just join Key Club in school. Which is starting again in like two weeks. WTF. Yeah, I’m boring.

Haha, I work in a coffee shop(:
I love it.
But My family's from Sicily!
My nonno moved to the U.S when he was a toddler but he still knows the language.

What's the difference between a hamburger and a baby?

I don't put ketchup on my hamburgers.


How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Dunno. Depends on how hard you throw them.


How do you fit 1000 babies in a telephone booth?

Blender!

How do you get them out?

Tostitos!


What's the difference between loading dead babies into a truck and loading bowling balls?

You can't use a pitch fork with bowling balls.


What the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...


And then this one I just find sick and disgusting but my friend Julia thinks it's hilarious:

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.



The best is when my friend Lydia explains what it's like to google dead baby jokes.

"Well first they're like 'Haha! I get it!' Then it's 'Oh my God! That's hilarious!' then it's 'Eh... this is getting kind of weird' then 'Oh my god! That's terrible!' and then you get to the 5th page and it's like 'Someone go get me a bucket'..."

I have a story you might find amusing or absolutely disgusting... you have been warned...

I was at the pool with a couple of friends for a party but Julia and I couldn't get in the water because of -erm- womanly issues... so we passed the time by telling dead baby jokes, discussing cannibalism, and why zombies eat brains.

Eventually she and a few of the other girls dared me to "flirt" with the one lifeguards in a rather... sadistic way. They wanted me to go up to him and say (while batting my eyelashes and playing with my hair) "Hey, what's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?" and when he started to frantically look around for an escape from this psycho chick I was to say, "one baby nailed to ten trees!"

Of course I refused, but instead suggested that we relocate to the other side of the pool so that we were sitting behind the lifeguards tower, since the aforementioned lifeguard dude had just climbed up there.

So we did and got to talking about cannibalism after cracking a few more baby jokes. Katie misheard and thought we were talking about canadians, so that brought the conversation to Justin Beiber. Eventually made a full circle and came to the conclusion that Justin Beiber, like Edward Cullen's nipples, enjoys eating babies because he is canadian.

Now throughout this whole conversation we were talking slightly louder than normal people talk to be sure that the lifeguard heard. Only he never turned around so we weren't sure if he was reacting or not.

Later that night Jenn told us, "It was so weird, that lifeguard kept cracking up for no reason when he was sitting on the tower! It was creepy."

That made my day.

If you'd like to hear our list of favorite dead baby jokes, lemme know and I'll tell you. Don't worry they aren't as bad as some of them can get. ... did that just make any sense? Haha. Well what I'm trying to say is that they aren't THAT disgusting... they're more funny than gross.

It going good, just got a job so i'm a working girl now :D how about you?
And Italy?! no way, my familys from there (:

HEY!
I feel like we haven't talked in a really long time..

Oh right. Thanks.

yea.
nice chatting with ya.
toodles.

exactly haha.
but yea, my mom; like she has twelve or thirteen tattoos but they all mean something ya know? she has all five of our names tattooed on her, so that means something.
i mean, my first tattoo i wanted to get was a pentagram, for my religion cause i'm Wiccan, but meh, i still gotta figure out where i'm putting it xD

haha dude, I have all of my tattoos planned out.
and really, you have to know what you want, don't get something and then ten years later you want it removed. Like Kat Von D, i mean, she has over twenty tattoos, she probably regrets getting a lot of them

I suppose I am pretty lucky xD
http://www.robeson.k12.nc.us/102320828173342467/lib/102320828173342467/treble-clef-2.jpg and that's a treble clef, I've been wanting one on my body since I was about twelve haha.

That's pretty much exactly whats going on with me, I am also reading all the wonderful stories people so kindly asked me to read. :)

Thats okay, no worries. :)
So... How's it goin?