You're welcome! This thread is full of posts that will lead you to not only the FAQ as far as getting started and navigating the site, but also to the various tutorial pages for making layouts for blogs, stories, etc.
I'm not sure if we have a meme thread. Edit: I just searched and it doesn't appear that there is one.
Posting a blog to introduce yourself or using the Introduce Yourself thread helps you break in to the site.
You can always reach out to any of us with questions, we're all friendly.