well those are some strict views. i hope you keep them.
but NO swearing, i mean for some people it is a part of vocab, like (excuse me not trying to swear to like rub it in or face or anything) saying hell is that bad (idk it varies for peeps)? and refering to the other words for butt and pee for what they are, butts and pee. it is very common in European countries. idk please go into this, it really varies on how strict you can get.
so uh anyways, what story of yours do you want me to read there are lots there, so just pick one for me to read if you could :D
but, yeah i liked it!!