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omfg I'm pissing that picture of your friend I just
there's an ice cream cone up her nose

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW TRAGIC THAT IS FOR ME
I WASN'T EVEN YOU BUT I'M SOBBING

I HOPE YOU WIN THEM
AND I HOPE THEY FALL IN LOVE WHEN YOU MEET THEM

omfg no not that one
just like
the whole series in general

RIGHT OH MY GOD I'M ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS I MEAN WOW I'M SO EXCITED IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE
WHAT so you paid a $25 parking fee for a tee shirt and entering a contest omfg I'd be sooooooo pissed off HAHAHA
HOW DID YOU STAY CALM COOL ANd COLLECTED WHAT

I KNOW OMFG
LITERALLY THOUGH
HOW ARE THEY FUCKIN SEXY ONE MINUTE AND THEN THE NEXT THEY LOOK LIKE BABIES OASKLJDFHALKJSHCLKJAHW
oh my goodness they are gonna be the death of me

I only say crew bc of Step Up HAHAHA

did they hack us while we were logged in bc fuCK THE SYSTEM?????
I really do love them too omfg I'm going to their concert in July with ma bff ya feelz and I have been excited for the pas 400-something days and I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE

AW OH MY GOODNESS
THAT LITTLE FLOWER BOY
but srsly he looks gr8 in flower crowns like damn

YES OMFG
1D MAFIA CREW
I'm saying crew so much now bc I just had a Step Up marathon LMAO

you are excused

THAT IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE SRSLY
HE'S LIKE A BONUS PACKAGE ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE THAT GOES WITH WHICHEVER BOY IS YOUR FAVE
and he's the bonus package that kills u basically

I DON'T KEEP TRACK OF HIS TATTOOS OR ANYTHING BUT A IS FOR HIS MOM OMFG WHAT THAT IS SO CUTE

summatime One Direction means business
like the dealing arms business
LOL ARMS GUNS BAHAHA that's probably why but whatevs but srsly
it's like a mafia
them and their muscles and smiles and cheekiness

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A BOY WALKS IN WITH A NICE ASS
I faint basically yeah that's about it

those dimples just do things to everyone that are good things good things

oh yes very nice dimples at the least. HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE HAVE YOU SEEN THE PICTURE WHERE HE'S GOT THIS HUGE SMILE AND THIS PURPLE AND PINK FLOWER CROWN JUST OHMYGOODNESS THE THINGS THAT PICTURE DOES TO ME. I LOVE HIM WEARING BEANIES. and I used to hate when he tied his hair back but now I just think it's adorable JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HIM.
idk man I would not get a big butterfly on my chest, even if I was obsessed with tattoos. I like small ones c:

ONE DIRECTION IN THE SUMMER TIME:
- TAN
- SHIRTLESS
- YOU CAN SEE THEIR MUSCLES
- SEXIER SMILES BC THEY AREN'T SHIVERING

IF A GUY HAS A NICE BUTT YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA MARRY HIM
E.G. ALEX PETTYFER

RIGHT?
AND THOSE DIMPLES. OH, HELL.
and Alex Pettyfer's hair. sweet Jesus.
HARRY STYLES'S HAIR AND LIPS AND DIMPLES AND FASHION SENSE GOSH.
the only thing I hate are some of his tattoos lol like why the fuck do you have a butterfly on your chest

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BUTT
IT'S IN MAGIC MIKE
I MEAN I HAVEN'T SEEN MAGIC MIKE IN FULL BUT MY SISTER HAD ME WATCH THE SCENE WITH ALEX PETTYFER'S BUTT AND IT'S JUST GREAT

SERIOUSLY
they're so unattainable GOD DAMN IT.

IT'LL BE LIKE AN ERIN AND ALEX MEET AND GREET

ugh he's so attractive AND HE'S GONNA BE IN TWO NEW MOVIES AW SHIT. well they're not gonna know what to do either theY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM ;))))))

AREN'T I?!

we'll have to serve extra great drinks and be we I mean you bc I can't mix drinks for shit so
you'll woo all the men with your drink mixing skills and beauty and great wittiness and awesomeness and I'll woo them with whatever I got which'll most likely be nothing so I won't woo them at all sad life
ALEX PETTYFER IS FUCKING ATTRACTIVE I CAN'T DEAL RN
I'LL HAVE THE AWKWARD BOYS THOUGH LIKE LOGAN LERMAN AND DYLAN O'BRIEN AWWWW AND DANIEL SHERMAN AND YENNO

FUCK YEAH
DAMN STRAIGHT
god everyone's gonna wanna go to our parties e.g. attractive male celebrities

YES OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED

WELL IT IS HILARIOUS THAT'S FOR SURE LMAO.
BUT YES!
LET'S THROW A HUGE, GATSBY-ESQUE PARTY
AND YOU AND I CAN BE BARTENDERS MAN
I mean you'll probably be doing most of the drink mixing and I'll probably be making people joke with my god awful drinks nbd but you know we're exotic! we're an Asian-Irish duo team!

MAY I JOIN YOU WITH YOUR CALLING
based on your picture I'm assuming you're Asian
so we can both be exotic Asian flapper girls woop woop!

RIGHT OMFG
LIKE WHY SHOULD MONEY EVEN MATTER UGH
IT'S DESTROYING EVERYTHING
(it's okay hippies are cool u feel me???)

FERGIE'S ON THE RIGHT TRACK

ah it's no problem! Oh no I totally didn't think Leila was flat or boring or anything! I love it and I look forward to the update :)

more like a bigass vine of thorns god damn it

THERE REALLY ARE
omfg that just reminded me of Fergie's track oops

RIGHT
SRSLY LIKE THINGS WOULD BE GREAT
except for the more money we have the lower the value ugh ~le sigh

LMAO I CAN DIG IT

YES PLZ OMFG

ugh i feel u i feel u but we're not all rich like Gatsby *sigh*

ALSO: there won't be any freaking or grinding
because it's the 20s
did freaking and grinding even exist?????? (I mean obvi but u know what i mean right????)

EVITES TO EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY
and like
for all those ~single and ready to mingle~
you can meet some Dapper Dan to sweet you off your feet in his Polo Ralph Lauren or Prada or whatever outfit
while you dance away in your Prada or Givenchy dress and oh it'll just be fabbity fab

PLEASE CAN WE PLEASE DO THAT
LIKE
WE SHOULD HAVE AN AMERICAN GATSBY SYLED PARTY ALL ACROSS THE US
actually
we should have it in one state
and everyone's invited
and just party like it's the Great Gatsby that'd actually be amazing