Oh yeah. I picked you up. And then we went to the carnival.
Dudeeeee. That 'smoothie' was gross. After, I almost died choking on this massive chunk of strawberries. But I spit it out before it became life threatening...
It was INsane.
I'M NOT A BITCH.
Well, I just put out the next part. And I must say. It sucks to the max. My creative juices aren't flowing. I think making out with a hot guy could cure that. But...you know...there aren't any around here.
Great. Thanks for typing that in my comment box for everyone to read. haha. Now everyone knows.
Ohwell. So yeah. I'm fucking hot. Like seriously. I'm steaming.
So...I just updated the Alex story and now everyone's going to hate me.
Because ALEX DIED. haha. Well, call me and I'll tell you what I'm planning. Well, idk if you should call me. I'm with my grandma and I don't like talking to people in her presence. She intimidates me.
lol. I thought you called me a breast but you really said beast.
Um. What's it about? Can't you just comment me? I'm seriously really lazy right now. My butt it all comfy in my seat and I feel like I'm high. My phone is a whole three feet from me.
And if I don't. What are you going to do? Makeout with me? Then I guess I won't be calling you.
jk. But I'm watching a movie. If I just called you. That would be rude to all the other movie watchers. Is it really important?
He is pretty beauiful.
And my mom said maybe to the carnival thing. She just wants to know when it is...like the time I mean. Because my grandma might be with us...and she's annoying and she doesn't like me doing things with my friends because she sucks and she has no friends.
Well, let me know the ideas and I'll tell you if they're sexy. Or you could just like...write them. lol.
So, what I was going to tell you before was about the trip to D.C.
We went through Maryland! And I didn't realize we were going to do that until I saw this really big sign that said WELCOME TO MARYLAND and I was like. HOLYSHIT.
And the whole time I was like staring out the window to see if I saw any buses or vans. You know. Just in case they were driving down the street. haha. And I had my camera out and everything. Just in case. lol.
And...it was like really depressing. Everywhere I went I saw the word Maryland like on everything and I was like. FUCK. I wish I lived here. But, you know. I don't. But one day. ONE DAY. I will.
But we went to this one rest stop on Maryland and there were like 50 freaking hot guys. I was like OMFG. We should totally go on a road trip and hook up with people at rest stops. lol. And then search Maryland for Alex and shizz.
But anyways. The whole time I was like. Man. I wish Taylor was here. Because the whole time my mom kept making fun of me. She's like. Christina wants to see this rockstar. BLAH BLAH BLAH. I was like. stfu. No one understood me. :\
But one day, we'll be able to drive and we'll go all over the place. And sleep all over the place. And take our clothes off all over the place. And make out all over the place.
I think you get the point.
I was going to say more but I'm kind of zoning out and can't remember what it was. So, yeah. Bye bye.
I introduced Dear Maria to that poor unfortunate soul below me. Poor thing. She had been living a life without All Time Low. It was...sad.
I was going to tell you about something but my mom's all. WE NEED TO GO! Because we're going to the hospital for Matt's check up thing. When I'm back I'll leave you another comment...one with a point.