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Maybe we could hold up his house with swords and awesome leather catsuits? Hello Wes, we've come for your diary.

I love your How To Make A Human story!!!! i hope you update!

And we would do creepy ceremonies outside his house with his hair and bits of his clothes. Woah. Too far?

I know the snort/sniffle/sob/help-dear-god-I'm-choking noise! It happens to me at inappropriate moments.

My love of Wes Anderson movies has transferred into an unfortunate love of Wes Anderson the man. Which is strange because he's quite the geek. But if I ever saw him on the street, I'd do something really strange and sexual like flash him and then try to smell his hair. It would be awkward.

I'm even saying "cuss" in place of cuss words! My favorite from the movie was "cluster cuss" haha...

I haven't seen The Lovely Bones! Have you?

I didn't see the Critic's choice! Did Fantastic Mr. Fox win anything? I'm in love with that movie as well.

Haha, I love how she thinks she's a good "writter" while copy/pasting my story. There are like five pages of shit storm on her page right now, don't worry!

I think Precious will win a ton of Academy Awards. I mean, it has to. It's amazing. Monique's speech at the Golden Globes almost made me cry...

PS If you get a job at Disney, let me know if they have that whole secret underground tunnel thing ive heard so much about

Thank you for your pee of excitement : )

Pleaseeeee. See how long its been since I updated Death? I havent even started the next chapter. I'd like to say its just because I'm lazy, but really its because I have the worst writers block on that story. UGH.

Wellllll.... this guy-friend is now my boyfriend : )
He's my brothers best friend, and so we kind of met that way, and then we started talking and hes AWESOME and nerdy and adorable. We wnet on a date or two (he lives about an hour away) and he asked me out a week and a half ago.
So, you know, I'm all excited and happy now hahah : )


AND I JUST SAW YOU UPDATED SO I LOVE YOU LONG TIME

haha " and Demetri's just a little bitch" lmao

Haha, well you succeed. Although, people thought I was insane before I read that, so my brothers just thought that my condition was worsening. :P

I tend not to assume I'd even get a response so the amount is absolutely fine. Haha. And that's sounds good to me - Duh, of course it does, I'm just the reader. Haha. Whatever you do, I'll read. Just take your time; If it takes a few days then so be it. Some people will just have to deal and stew in their impatience. :)

Oh, and just to answer your question...

I think you should make it as long as possible.
I know that's to be expected from one of your readers but you can add LOADS of stuff in.
It's just like you said, it's not a romantic comedy story so it doesn't strictly have to end when the girl gets the guy... like it normally does.
I'd be thoroughly satisfied with chapters such as chapter 22. I'd LOVE to see loads of little 'adventures' like that.
It makes it more realistic because, seriously, some things do happen like that in real life. I think I've heard enough stories from MY brother to last a life time. Haha.
Well, anyway. Whatever you choose to do, I will be happy. Just as long as you post SOMETHING. ;)

I just have to say, your story is amazing.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard... and at every chapter, too. Seriously.
I sincerely hope you post soon (whenever you can).
I can't wait for another chapter <3

How to make a human is nothing short of incredibly crafted and side-splittingly hilarious. My brothers think I'm insane for hysterically laughing at my computer screen.

Your story is really funny.
Chapter 22 made me laugh a lot with the whole diarrhea parts and the little bitch parts.
Truly laugh worthy.
...I think I love you.

Hi there!
I somewhat stumbled onto your story and by god! It was the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!!
I love Bobbie, she reminds me of myself or what would have happened to me if I wasn't befriended at an early age :)

I really, really, really love your story. It just sucks that I read it all so quickly... now I must anxiously await your next update :D

p.s i love demetri :) reminds me of my best friend!

For serious.
I think this is really possible. Either I fell off the face of the planet, went to Narnia for 6 months, entered the Twilight Zone, or just have been incredibly lazy. I can't even decide.

I read your update...FINALLY. And it was so nom nom nom good. I truely adore this story. I want Bobbie to be my friend. And I want her to get a boy (preferably Demetri. I know hes all IDONTLIKEYOUATALL but I know secretly, at night, he's all BOBBIEILOVEYOULETSMAKEBABIES)

Anywayssss. Howve you been?

Whenever I read How To Make A Human, I always listen to Panic at the Disco's "That Green Gentleman" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f3K2sEHuIM.
The song fits your story; whimsical, quirky, and downright amazing.
UPDATE?
Please?
I will reward you with the Hamburglar.

Ah, but I thought it was amazing.
Well whenever you post it back up, I'll be re-reading. =]