bowties are cool. / Comments

YOU BETTER BE. ;p

um, i've updated loaaaads. and like, put up more stories and shizzle. so there. granted, they're shit, but i'm TRYING. like, broader region of writing. i'm trying different styles. i have lots of time on my hands.

i know whatcha mean. all i've been wearing is my thick skater style Vans and baggy trousers. give me a light dress and a pair of Chucks PLEASE. makes it hard to skate though. xDD

YOU'RE WEIRD.

But you write damn good stories. xDD And that's why I lovez you. Also 'cause you're weird.

I QUITE LIKE SHOUTING. I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS, YOU KNOW? I'M NOT EVEN USING THE CAPS. I'M PRESSING THE SHIFT BUTTON, DUDE. HARDCORE.

omJJJ. today is JAN 2ND. that means there is twelve days left to the fourteenth. excitement. i'll wave at oli sykes for you. xDD

bad sign? psh. good sign. you like him. you luuuurve him.

I HAVE ONE SISTER AND SHE IS TWENTY-TWO AND SHE IS VERY MOODY. um, nevermind. just a thing that... would you understand i I said you had to be there? xDD

Midsomer Murders, eh? never seen it. heard of it though. i'm sure it's a laugh and haaaalf.

aw, defo! get him drunk sometime, but be in kissable distance. he'll prolly confess his undying love for you. coolio.

and then he takes you off in his carriage, and you escape your ugly sisters. what? oh, right. that was cinderella. oh, well. prince charming was well fit, right? ;DD

ah, e-hugs. the centre of my existence.

you are SO in love with him. jesus, get with him already, would ya? the suspense is killing me. it's like watching a half-assed rom-com, except your cable's on the fritz, so you only get sound, and no vision.

you appear to be describing a black satin marshmallow, to be honest. with pleats, of course. i'm sure it's gawjus, love.

[scoffs] whatever. i don't even care. [dramatic arm fold.] you better like, send me an internet hug or something. no mighty boosh stuff for ME. jib.

OMQQQ! Spill! Was he like, all over you, in that charmlessly-drunk-yet-he's-still-a-fittie kind of way? Or was it more jroeddwd soo ynr winfi niyyoms? [he pressed all the wrong buttons]

... bad times? was it a nice skirt?

Mm-hm.

So. What did Santa bring you this year? We were in my aunties mostly yesterday, and my little cousin is soo cute. She was trying to show me everything at once. I was like 'aww...'

And yeah. that sucks rocks. But I guess you won't be getting this message 'til ya get back. So really, I'm talking to myself. Funsies.

Hm-mm. Hardcore chapterage goodness, Effs. chapterage goodness. xDD

SAME. Kinky sex and Noel Fielding. xDD

Stop. My brain will get hurt in this, I know.

My family is being treated to all I want for christmas is you, my chemical romance style. My mum's singing along. Get in there Gerard Way. xDD

that's more like the effy i know. all sexual innuendos and no heart. well, some heart. at this stage i think mine is mostly skittles, and david tennant has half anyway. did you hear he's leaving? i was like '... no. shit. grr.'

totally. the radio dubbed it 'christmas eve eve.' i was like, 'no, it's just the day before christmas eve. duh.' xD

oh, and i can't believe you haven't even said anything about my profile picture. i thought that was funny! you know, an origami moment. xDD i kid, i kid...

i had a top that said 'sex, drugs, rock&roll'. but i didn't like wearing it because i felt i was telling little kids to do bad things. so :p.

bill must feel so loved. xD

yeah, i watched that episode again, and decided you're definitely right. total hottie. ;D

i so know. have you seen all of that episode? simon makes fun of him for being dyslexic. it was a real 'simon!' kinda moment. not cool.

i need a life.

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nahhhhhh...

oh, you did not comment on my comments.

-snaps in Z formation.-

violent sex? that's nasty, yo. word.

twiglet, yo. xDD

have you even SEEN this!? OMJ.

http://www.youtube.com
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and this;

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'My life has been destroyed, let's move on.' and Maxxie from skins! MELT.


i actually had to repost this comment, because the URL stretched your page, and that pissed me off. who knows why?

yeah, I'll hit you up. :DD

check you oooooout. and you're like, on 'Zilla, and don't even KNOW. and I'm like, giving you you're first comment. and I don't want to make it a crap one or anything. but, you know, it's not like I could be cool.

'you can give me origami, effy.' xDD I can see the faces of the people looking at your profile now. O.O

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'OMJ.'

fire. that's hawt. I posted your [well, my] Paolo Nutini story, and someone actually subscribed. I was like '... Yay!'

that's how I rollllll. you better be on here. if you do't reply in like, one-point-eight of a nano second I'm gonna go on 'zilla and be all 'up in your face'.

how you like me now!?

yeah, you love me, i know. :DD