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Yea, the same way you have microscopic germs and Ebola on every piece of chicken you eat? xD
And I get my razors in the crack alleys and only the crack alleys!

The peepee is a muscle stupid ;P
And how? It takes off hair and then you rinse it lol

Naaaaaa, I drove back last night xD
I love steroids! They're amazing! They make my muscles big and my peepee small! Those are the proportions girls like, yyyeeeeaa!
And I have shaved with a girl razor before! It was with the girl who owned it though xD (before you ask, still a virgin)

...Well I'm glad you can admit your super lame, even if your context is completely whack :P

lol smexi beard? I just haven't shaved since friday... and they when your used to the manly comfort razers! IT'S MADE OF METAL YET IT LEAVES MY SKIN FEELING SOFT! Modern science amazes me O.O

Haha... well I turn 17 next month, so that's funarooni! and i look like 25 if I go a few days without shaving... like right now because I'm at my sister's house in Cali and I neglected to bring my razor xD
and your lame :P

That's cute! Allie, I missed you dearly!
Hahaha. Let's make a deal: you teach me english and I teach you spanish and with a bonus of dancing! :) I look ridiculous dancing. There is only nine people. Six chicas and three chicos. I am in the center, back. If I mess up, everyone could easily spot it. Plus, I am white as a ghost! :P
Can you play, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"? :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! what did you get for navidad? :P

Damn, it was 2 months :P
I GUESSED CLOSE!
I look too old... people say I look like I'm in college. and if I happen to date a girl thats the same age but looks a little younger hen she is it looks like pedophelia! Dx

SURPRISE!

I'm so proud of you! 100%? that's insane! I've always believed in you. :) Now you can come visit me, sooner than I thought.
Sorry for my long absence, my English class has gotten strenuous, I'm resuming my piano lessons, and I'm taking a dance class with a friend. I'm fine, just a bit sunburn, how about you?
I've missed you!! :)

I'm no geezer! GEEZER'S USE WALKERS! I use a cane, so it's way better :D
Yea... man I forgot just how much those 3 months mean! even though I have no clue when you were born :P

Peter Piper picked a PECK of pickled peppers? That makes no sense whatsoever.
And so? Maybe you asked him XD

but you are a child! CHILD CHILD, TU ES UN CHICA PECANA! :)
...car plans?
and that'd be cool, as long as you wear a depends! WRAP IT UP FOR SAFETY!

I could have had my license like... about a year ago lmao, I'm almsot 17 xD
but my parents suck!

Mah he's probably busy with English. Is he on summer break? I have no idea how Chile works.
It's Peter Piper picked a PACK of pickled peppers, missy!

I had no idea that there was a good type of shit. Lmao.
So I've been forgetting English lately. Because I've been thinking, speaking, and writing French so much that my English is rusty ;D
So how've you been? Seems like I've heard from Alan more than you lately.
Not that he's on anymore :(

Waiting for what? O:

I just like to ride the shit out of my car, like accelerate as fast as possible and then brake the same way, nothing like car sickness and headaches! :D
And all our tickets are huge ass and expensive... my friend got a $60 ticket for going 26 in a 25,,, cops here have nothing better to do then pick on the young drivers. Only place I know where a cop will pull you over if you happen to look like your out after curfiew lol...

I can crochet! >:P
and So is my mom, but she doesn't pay attention, the way to town is 55 the whole way, and I'm usually doing at least 70 xD
turn that 30 minutes into 15! :P

uh thanks?

Would you kick some ass for me? That's very nice of you. Ah. You'll be fine in your Spanish test. Otherwise, I'll kick your teachers ass in SPANISH. :)

Yea, you do probably drive like a grandma, but it's okay cuz grandma's are awesome! They make good pies and cakes, and they know how to knit and or crochet! :D