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(: Do not worry, I can teach you Spanish.
That means you can go to Spain, Argentina, and my country. :D
Therefore, I can cook for you!

Don't Americans make fun out of accents.
If I went to school there, they would be laughing at me. :P
But I don't get alienated, that's my personality. (:

I am well rested, how about you?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Dx
and I'm actually a good driver, can you pull an e-brake turn going 40 without spilling your soda which happens to be in a very shitty cupholder!? cuz I can :D
and my parents won't let me get my full license until they think I'm ready, which is going to be when I finally decide to start driving like a grandma to impress them lol... I learned how to drive on nothing but joy rides lol

That's why I don't have a job!
...well that, laziness, and a lack of transportation :)
and why didn't the piggy get roast beef? also why are piggies eating cows? Is there some pig vs cow war I haven't heard of!? Dx

I don't remember where I was going with that story XD and no, he's not :( wish he was though.

Sorry, for my absence. :(

After my rigorous English class, I went to Colombia on vacation. Now, I can message you. Well you're English is obviously better than mine's. I speak as if a French person is trying so hard to speak english. I say "Proshes" for "process". It's an annoying habit. You should learn French or Spanish :) we would have an incredible time chatting in español, or something.

How have you been?

I've just arrived from Colombia and I'm tired! 

Yes, lmao, but Tivo is also my ex XD

Yea, my veg lifestyle was pretty much just cheese quesadillas and popcorn lol
yea... I was out on black friday and it was in the negatives, guess who was dangerously close to frostbite in the toes? xD

I got sick when I went vegetarian! lol
and I got overheated and I'm randonly shirtless and it's 15 degrees outside?

It apparently happens all the time. Did I ever tell you about Tivo?

Hahah, well you got me there. And lol, love you too.

I don't think you do, it's pretty creepy looking... it's like a penis, but made out of meat! ... I think it's called a hot dog?

Fuck yea!
Guess what I found? it starts with a d and ends with an ildo!
that's right a Doggy shildo! still dunno what it is, but that's what I named it >:D

That's not trying to be Southern, it's trying to be lame xD
and yea, you can't do sex on softwood!
I can do the lawnmower and the sprinkler =D

I can fake a southern accent! :D
I grind because it's the easiest form of dancing! lol
and I usually just use those names as a joke like "Sean Sweetiebuns, come to the kitchen!" =)

D; that isn't normal

Are you saying you'd want to actually touch me!?
I feel honored xD
...Hot sweetie pie? lol
and I totally and creepily read half of that guy's comment. "Ya'll come for supper?" lmao awesome!

You hace quite an interesting life, so you're from the South? Does that mean you have an accent? "Y'all gonna come for supper?" Something around those lines? Or do I just watch way too much American cinema? Well.. You're definitely more of an extrovert than I am. Skiing and Partying, I don't usually or have done that before. I am interested in painting though, I can paint all day as well, I love to paint buildings! Cooking sounds like a lot of fun, I cook really good French cusine, I'm not being vain with my food. I do think, I am a talented chef. Not like that a-hole Chef Ramsey from that one TV show, of course.. :-)

Sounds hot xD
I did that to my friend too! and we grinded like half an inch away from touching for like 5 minutes to laugh at people and their wierd looks :)
and then I surprise buttsecksed my friend whose a girl and she's really shy, and she was surprisingly receptive ;O
it was a 'no freaking' dance, but the rules weren't inforced lol

If you speak the most boring language in the world, we can still be pen-pals.
That's such an observing eye you have.
Chile does relate to a pepper, :)
We can absolutely be pen-pals.

What are your hobbies?
And excuse my horrible english.
I'm still learning. :)

Everyone loves grinding xD
and I don't think I can speak spanish! I know I can't thank you very much :P