I apologize a million times over for my lack of being-online-ness.
I've missed you so so so so so so so so so so fucking much D:
How are you? Are you okay? Are you still alive? I MISS YOU I DO.
And I want to rant about Doctor Who. Now. Please. You watched it yes? YES? Because if you didn't I might just shoot someone. Myself probably. I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
Okay, so, FIRST- When it started I actually thought they were in China, and then Donna said, "...back on Earth," and I'm like LOLOLOL I THOUGHT IT WAS EARTH HAHAHAHAHAhahaha. Anyway right, so she goes in there, to the fortune telling tent thing, and even as she's about to walk in and I don't exactly know the jist of what's about to happen, I'm already yelling and balling and throwing popcorn at the tellybox. And so then the lady does her thing and I'm like BITCH NO STOP YOU'RE DESTROYING THE WORRRRRLD and then the hoor doesn't listen to me and does it anyway, and then DONNA. TURNS. RIGHT. and I'm all NO NO NO NO NO YOU CAN'T DO BACK TURN LEFT STUPID STUPID STUPID DONNA but for some reason she doesn't listen to me either, WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME, and then it goes into the episode and OH. MY. DALEK. SEC. @ the amount of people who died!
When all the shit started happening that The Doctor was supposed to stop but he couldn't because he was dead because Donna turned right and took the other job instead of the one at HC Clemments or whatever that she should have took in order to meet The Doctor and then stop him from pretty much killing himself when he saved the world back in 2006 with Donna but that didn't happen and I'm not making sense now BUT basically, all the shit that happened that he was supposed to stop but didn't, well, when it started happening I almost started CRYING. DSJGHDFSGDSFH.
The hospital that got taken then put back and everyone was dead except that dude, whatsisface, ugh it doesn't matter, anyway, and then he were like, "Marth Jones... she died," and I. almost. did. start. crying. AND THEN AND THEN the newsreader started going on about it more and then she said SARAH JANE SMITH, and she said she said, "...and she died," AND I SWEAR I WAS A NUDGE AWAY FROM TEARS, AND THEN OH MY FUCKING BAJEEBUS, WHEN ROSE SAID, sorrymajorcapsabuse, when Rose said "Gwen Cooper and Ianto Jones..." and then I went "YESSSS! YAN-TOE! YAN-TOE!" and then she went, "...they gave their lives,"
and I did start crying.
Well no, my eyes started watering and a few dripped over.
AND THEN EVERYTHING ELSE, all the other shit that I'm too excited to remember, and then at the end when Donna saved the WORLD but had to die, and she did die, but that speech she made before she went and travelled back to make herself turn left, when she said about how The Doctor's world would replace this world, and Rose just looked at her all sad and said, "I'm sorry," and then she went back in time and killed herself and then was back and The Doctor was there and BAD WOLF.
OH MY GOD.
BAD WOLF BAD WOLF BAD WOLF BAD WOLF BAD WOLF.
AND THEN OH MY SWEET FREAKIN' ADIPOS, NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEW!!
When I saw Ianto and Gwen in it I screamed like a banshee, LIKE TWO BANSHEES, LIKE TWO BANSHEES HAVING SEX, (though admittedly mostly for Ianto, Gwen not so much), and dsjkfhgdshd I don't think I've ever been this excited for anything Doctor Who related since Kylie was in the Christmas special '07. SERIOUSLY. I AM SHAKING AS I'M TYPING THIS.
FYI, I expect an even longer rant in return.
I love you xoxoxox.
P.S. - Doctor Who takes full responsibilty for the amount of spelling mistakes and grammar errors in this comment.
...in case you're wondering who this is, it's Rachael, and not some crazy stalker. xD