(There are two llamas in a room and there is a dead man between them with no hands and stab wounds in his chest.)Other Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?OtherLlama: Caaaarl, what did you do?!Carl: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!OtherLlama: Explain what happened, Carl!Carl: I’ve never seen him before in my life!Other Llama: Why did you kill this...

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Updates do vary a lot so I cannot guarantee when the next one will be. I'm actually not the one who posts them on the interweb (that's my bestie's job) since my parents hover over me too much. So she's in charge of the updates and you could ask her that. I DO NOT PLAGIARIZE so no worries my loves. Big stuff happens soon and you've gotta guess that it's with Avery...

Food/DrinkMcDonalds or Burger King: Burger KingPepsi or Coke: PepsiSierra Mist or Sprite: SpriteDominos or Pizza Hut: Pizza HutFridays or Ruby Tuesdays: FridaysPancakes or waffles: WafflesHamburgers or cheeseburgers: CheeseburgersMeat or veggies: Meat sometimes..Vanilla or chocolate: Uhh chocolate... DUH!ClothingAbercrombie or Hollister: Fuck 'em both.Boxers or briefs: BoxersCollar: popped or...

Condoms: NoCell phone: YesChair/stool: YesBook shelf: YesDresser: YesComputer/laptop: NoBean bag: Nopictures: YesMirror: YesSkateboard: NoBed: YesClothes on the floor: NoPlastic Giraffe: Psh... I wish.Surfboard: NoSnowboard: NoSmoke detector: YesPiano/keyboard/gutiar/bass/drums: NoLocking door: NoBottle of water: NoA blacklight: NoAwards: Yes, KarateSports: NoCDs: YesFlag: Yes, MoroccoStop...

I. Thou shalt become unreasonably angry at everything from the drop of a hat to hoe-faces who be stealing thy man.II. Thou shalt protect thy pop can from dents with every fiber of thy Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-ing being.III. Thou shalt listen to gay, outdated, 80's musicIV. Thou shalt write a novel that makes Stephanie Meyer cower in shame and hide in a corner, crying like an emo kid.V. Thou...