We gotta sort out if this Reverend is our dear Billie. So here is the plan...you and I will meet in New York. Flyflyfly to Oakland, big yellow taxi to Oakland. Hide behind trash cart at curb of Armstrong residence, sneak in in dark of night. Molestmolestmolest. Then we slap goofy sunglasses on him, hang a bunch of rosaries around his neck, put on FHT, then molestmolestmolest again. Compare notes--same? different? Hard to tell....hmmm..
My darling Lauren! Why yes, I do in fact remember that amazing, inspiring, incredible band! Nasty rumors have it that they have gone underground, only appearing incognito as an affiliate of the Church of Lushotology; however, I have it on good authority that none other than the Reverend Strichnine Twitch has been spotted performing acts of sexual healing and is suspected to have abducted Billie Joe Armstrong for purposes of blackmail and extortion! STING!
I'm liking Mibba a lot better than Quizilla now!