Earl of Phantomhive / Comments

Nathan... you need to look at my new pictures. I've had my hair done.

Lmao Mensa is for really clever people.
Like, top [b]2%[/b] of people.
So I doubt I'll get in LOL!

It's a complete surprise teehee.
Me and Erin will get her to take off the 11th and 12th of June.
Then surprise her with the tickets!
If I can get the money together vair soon.
If they sell out I will actually spontaneously combust.

Cool!
A tailcoat would be quite awesome LOL.

I've suddenly developed an obsession for Queen.
...And for Onion Bhaji's.
They're really yummy!
Srsly, right, 35 calories per bhaji.
Then 135 for the fuckin' oil they have to be fried in...
So, I can't eat them everyday haha.

Roll on the holidays!!

I feel quite sad and sentimental.
I just posted chapter 19 of my McFly fanfiction.
There's only gonna be 20 chapters.
I'm really gonna miss writing it!
I'mma have to start a new story...
Wah!

nope, your right, it just wasnt working, fuck!

Gah life's a bitch.
I'm on new pills; Citalopram or something.
They make me feel really sick.
So I have to find a Doctors appointment to talk to Dr. Bhati.
And get off these puke inducing things!
Wah. *huffs*

Been quit smoking five weeks today.
I'm getting to the point where the smell actually makes me feel physically sick.
Actually, everything makes me feel physically sick these days, thanks to the good makers of SSRI's.

I've applied for Mensa.
I may get in; the only trouble is, it's £10 to mark the hometest, and £15 to take part in the actual test to get into Mensa.
So, like, £25 to make me feel like I may be sorta smart.

OMG I'm like £30 from being able to buy my mam 3 Pink tickets for 11th June at the Stadium of Light in Sunderland.
Early birthday prezzie, I know, well early.
But she's always wanted to see Pink in concert.
£160 it'll cost me, but she's worth it.
I just need something like that for dad...

If Teresa isn't in today (for the third week running), we might be getting Clive as cover.
We actually haven't had Sociology for two weeks, 'cause they never covered Teresa's lessons.
Now that there's a possibility she could be back, they sort out cover.
Granted, the best cover this side of Mr Hackett, but improbable cover.
I actually learn from Clive!
Teresa is a total Muthalicka! Rawr.

Anywho, to end my rant/whine/essay, I shall leave you with...
Llama, llama, cheesecake... LLAMA!!!!!

haha, i will do it, i promise..... it just might take a very long time

I've reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally cut down on my alcohol intake. All the way from like, 20 down to 10 units. I'm being a goooooood girl :)

i havent given up, i just keep forgetting to go on mibba
XD

I know, I like to gross you out :P And I nearly burned myself the first time I tried to straighten my really short fringe, but, I'm alive :D Worked!

Here's a picture link:
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/lollylushlips/Snapshot_20100125_7.jpg

It's quite a funny picture too. But it's my new doodee hairdoooo. I really likes it! It's brill!

I gets bored :D I wish I could do naughty stuff to Russell Howard until he has no bodily fluids left... I'm very much into comedians right now :P But naw, I'm only marrying one guy and that's David Tennant ^^ Jokes! Of course it's Paul! Loves hiiiiim.

My sister got really really awesome straighteners that go up to 230 degrees, so my hair straightens brilliantly. My fringe is soooooooo short, I can actually spike it with gel better than Paul can. *really cool smiley with shades*. I'm awesome.

LES GASPETH! I actually think cutting my own hair is one of the best things ever to happen to me (of course, I say one of, 'cause there's Paul and you and Dood etc. lol). I did straighten it, and it looks exactly as awesome as I thought it would. I'm really proud of it! It's like, layered and asymmetrical and thinned out and everything! How about that for an accident, eh? I'm actually glad now that I cut it. It's less annoying, more effort, I feel slightly prettier and I now have an incentive to get my arse outta bed earlier on a morning haha. 'Cause it needs straightening daily.

But I'm happy!!!

Do you think I did a good job with Paulie's profile? I think I did. Also, what about my awesome Rev profile?

You should really see my hair. If it was straightened with a bow in it, and I had real thick eyeliner, I'd look pure emo. So awesome!

Hehe tis Loz. Messed around with Paulie's profile 'cause I was bored. I wish he could come on!!! If he could, we'd be able to talk during the week bleh :P

He spewing his ring up!!!
I'm not a drunk :P Much... :P

RAWR!

Kerrang! keeps talking about their brand new album. Google it. It sounds amazing, but no one seems to know when, why and how they've brought new songs out.

Uh I made chips yesterday! ^^
Sliced my fingers open on several things this weekend accidentally, so I have many plasters on my fingers currently lmao.
Been very alcoholic this weekend.
I actually love crocodiles and alligators right nowl. Scary basterts, but I LOVE them :P

I did it, and it looks awesome! :P

Ya know, I'm gonna try it! Might turn out alright... I think :P I hope! :P

I bet you did great in both your exams. And Paul said something about Schlips and Plonks... Laid on my bed on he randomly said Schlips and Plonks. I actually considered getting him sectioned...

I keep having very naughty dreams about Russell Howard! It's very, very bad. He just, shouldn't be so bloody funny... Yum. He's my MSN avatar... *giggle*

I did get some mega awesome pictures of Jimmy. I just need to find the HTML CSS code to put them in the positions I want them in. *watches it swish over your head*

It's great that Mock the Week have stopped taking the piss out of Brown and are FINALLY taking the piss outta Cameron. I hate that guy, I really do. I just hate the Tory's. Assholes; complete assholes.

My feet feel brilliant. They don't actually smell for once. Minty fresh shower gel, then my wee pump of foot cooling gel. I loooove it.

I dim... I only read the top commeeeeeent! But I sorta answered your questions lmao.

Avenged are more metally, but 'A Little Piece of Heaven' is about like, murder, necrophilia, possession, obsession and, well, love! ^^ It's vair funny.

Jimmy died of natural causes, apparently. Autopsy proved inconclusive as yet, I heard. Sucks really. He was so bloody young, and so bloody talented. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, let alone someone brill like him. Makes me a wee bit sad, if I'm honest. That's why I'm begging anyone on the site to make me a damn awesome tribute background of him for me.

PS... I'm so proud of the word 'suckyyyyybollocks'! Improv! I'm a modern day Shakespeare, me! :P Suckyyyyyyybollocks!!!!!!111 :P