I love this poem. It really did make me laugh and smile
This reminds me of both The Night (almost put Nightmare. Too much Tim Burton lately ) Before Christmas and Dr. Seuss. Best line was when you said they don't go bleep or bloop xD
@ kitsch I'm making everyone laugh in the middle of class! Imagine if you had a teacher who was like, "Now you have to read it out loud!" Then you'd have to recite the poem in front of the class. But the Night Before Christmas was actually in my head when I was writing this!
@ Elephant PJs 11/10 would bang. Ignore that. It made no sense. Glad you like it!
@ Katie Mosing This is really all I have to say to that. Just don't ask.
This was rather cute among all the drama. Also, the rhymes had me to trying really hard not to start cackling like a crazy in the middle of my lecture.