Characters

  • Kyle Strickland

    Kyle Strickland

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    14

    I'm smart as hell and got screwed over by the moron below me.

  • Brady Della Porta

    Brady Della Porta

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    26

    He's a lonely sadsack who can't take a hint.

  • "St. James" Duquesne

    "St. James" Duquesne

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    19

    This kid never talks. Dead serious. You say somethin' to him, he'll just nod and say, "Uh." He's pretty nice, though.

  • God

    God

    Gender:
    Male

    God is God, basically. They're whoever you want 'em to be. (Please ignore the fact that the gender says "male." For some reason, it's required to specify a gender, even though God has no gender in this story.)