Characters

  • Zachary Atkinson

    Zachary Atkinson

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    44
    Orientation:
    Straight

    "I’m pushin’ 44, guys. I go any more and I’ll break a hip.” Weary. Likes spending time with the little family he has left and dislikes rejection.

  • Joey Veins

    Joey Veins

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    16
    Orientation:
    Bisexual

    "I don't give a shit if people are watching!" Insane. Likes screwing with Luke's head and dislikes fighting.

  • Soria Atkinson

    Soria Atkinson

    Gender:
    Female
    Age:
    14
    Orientation:
    Straight

    “Am I gonna have to smack you so you can play tonight?” Stubborn. Likes possibility and dislikes anonymity.

  • Ren Hawker

    Ren Hawker

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    14
    Orientation:
    Straight

    “Maybe one of us should go shirtless.” Still unshaken. Likes when things go smoothly and dislikes being lied to.

  • Brendan Veins

    Brendan Veins

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    14
    Orientation:
    Straight

    “I dunno, I think I’m pretty sexy.” Daring. Likes being annoying and dislikes pop music.

  • Luke Ragan

    Luke Ragan

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    14

    “You touch my butt and I kill you.” Naive. Likes his friends and dislikes awkwardness.

  • Justin Bryant

    Justin Bryant

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    35
    Orientation:
    Straight

    "Get your asses on the bus!" Smart. Likes being right and dislikes most everything else.

  • Raimundo Asbury

    Raimundo Asbury

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    41
    Orientation:
    Straight

    "And I mean hey, we are the best, right?” Ambitious. Likes making people happy and dislikes vulgarity.

  • Aaron Ragan

    Aaron Ragan

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    9
    Orientation:
    Straight

    “You say ‘yeah’ a lot.” Excited. Likes being a kid and dislikes being forced to grow up too fast.

  • Olli Hansen

    Olli Hansen

    Gender:
    Male
    Age:
    19
    Orientation:
    Homosexual

    "It’s your initiation! First, you need to steal a pair of Pam Anderson’s underwear.” Optimistic. Likes spreading happiness and dislikes being made fun of.