Characters
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November Stefani "Novie" Coppola
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 19
- Orientation:
- Straight
Naivete unparalleled.
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Joel Harlan Savage
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 29
- Orientation:
- Straight
Wears a suit and works on Saturday.
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Andrew Feng Cai
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 20
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Holy moly, me oh my, Drew's the apple of her eye.
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Lions Baumer Anderson
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 27
- Orientation:
- Straight
His job isn't actually a job and his name isn't actually a name.