Characters
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Frank Iero
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
a 17-year-old high school boy whom Lindsey dates before meeting Gerard.
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Ryan Ross
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 25
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Lindsey's 25-year-old gay roommate and close friend.
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Pete Wentz
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 20
- Orientation:
- Straight
a 20-year-old fan of Sex Bob-omb and Lindsey's replacement after she leaves the band.
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Jimmy Urine
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
the 22-year-old lead singer and "talent" of Sex Bob-omb.
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Patrick Stump
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 23
- Orientation:
- Straight
The 23-year-old drummer of Sex Bom-omb and one of Lindsey's ex-boyfriends.
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Lindsey Ann Ballato
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
A 22-year-old Canadian, who falls in love with Gerard Way. She is the bassist of Sex Bom-omb.
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Mark Hoppus
- Gender:
- Male
Ex #7, manager of the Chaos Theatre, Sex Bob-Omb's sponsor and the mastermind behind the League of Evil Exes.