Characters
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Matt Sanders Aka M. Shadows
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 29
- Orientation:
- Straight
Sexy beast
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Brian Haner Jr. aka Synyster Gates
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
:)
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Valary Sanders
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 29
- Orientation:
- Straight
Matt's wife
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Michelle Haner
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 29
- Orientation:
- Straight
Brian wife
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Zacky Baker aka Zacky V
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Straight
:)
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Johnny Seward aka Johnny Christ
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
:)
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Shane McKibben
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Old best friend
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Arianna Miller
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 18
- Orientation:
- Straight
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Jimmy Sullivan
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 28
- Orientation:
- Straight
Aka the Rev
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Leana
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Straight
For anyone who didn't know, Jimmy and Leana were married.