Characters
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Jordan Armstrong
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 24
- Orientation:
- Straight
A musician living in Los Angeles with his girlfriend of four years, Natasha, Jordan doesn't know what he wants. He spends his days working at Amoeba Records, chainsmoking, and worrying about his girlfriend while he cheats on her. He hates ketchup.
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Natasha Rosewood
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
Natasha is an aspiring model in LA. Blonde bitch type. She has bi-polar disorder, which can make life interesting. She smokes a lot and drinks wine.
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Lucky Santana
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 23
- Orientation:
- Straight
Lucky met Jordan at Amoeba Records, where they work. She really wanted to *** him, but he had a girlfriend, so she made him forget about her. Sad thing is, she doesn't give a flying *** about him. Lucky has a scar on her knee from scraping it in fourth grade.
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Dahlia Rosewood
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 20
- Orientation:
- Straight
Dahlia is Natasha's younger sister. Strangely enough, she's developed an obsessive crush on Jordan, which kinda ***s things up.
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Tommy Burns
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 24
- Orientation:
- Straight
Tommy has been Jordan's best friend since their sophomore year of high school. He was a football star at UCLA, which kinda went to his head. Hes a douchebag.