Characters
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Hazel Morewood
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
Hazel is a homebody and devotes her life to her cats. She's never felt like she could be herself, like she had to be someone else. She's allergic to lemons and is obsessed with Johnny Depp.
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Serafina Tsaryov
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
Serafina moved to the US from Russia with her mother after her father was put in prison for drug trafficking, her father, Nikolai, was the biggest heroin and cocaine drug lord in the Eastern hemisphere. After she moved, her mother died during plastic surgery. Serafina likes vodka, of course, and smokes Camel No. 9 cigarettes.
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Caroline Deveaux
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
Caroline is a Southern heiress to a fortune from the Deveaux Whiskey Company. She moved to New York City from Savannah, Georgia. She's charming, beautiful, and sweet. She loves Johnny Cash and her parents moved her to New York after her ex husband tried to kill her.
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Michael Edwards
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 30
- Orientation:
- Straight
Michael is a young Wallstreet executive. His job is obviously extremely stressful, which has pushed him to become somewhat of an alcoholic. Functioning, of course. But an alcoholic. He meets Hazel as Serafina, and falls in love with her. Hazel decides to continue her Serafina charade for him, and takes care of him because she almost feels bad for him. Michael drinks Budweiser beer and Scotch, and smokes Camel Wides.
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Maria Monterey
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 22
- Orientation:
- Straight
Maria is Hazel's best friend. She's the complete polar opposite of her, she loves to party and has confidence. She drinks a lot of wine and is vegetarian.