Characters
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Harry Styles
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 21
"'Harry, word to the wise: you're not Marlon Brando, so for gods sake, stop bloody mumbling!'"
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Louis Tomlinson
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 23
"It's probably because I've been seduced by delusions and this is at least partially your fault."
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Zayn Malik
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 21
"This is my very professional opinion: what the ***?"
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Liam Payne
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 21
"Liam says what the ***, too."
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Amanda Seyfried
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 27
"I feel weirdly like I'm your relationship mentor."
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Kevin Spacey
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 55
"Wow, therapy."
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Edward Norton
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 45
"What? I'm just classier than you."