Characters
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Murphy Morin
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 21
"I don't have a Toews problem."
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Jonathan Toews
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 25
"The thing is, I'm really good at hockey--"
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Patrick Kane
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 25
"Gotta say though, I'm a little offended that if Jonny was gonna tell his parents he was dating someone, he didn't choose me."
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Robert Bortuzzo
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 25
"Anyway, I've gotta go. Beau is trying to assemble IKEA furniture and I think he might hurt himself."
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Katy Morin
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 25
"Murphy's hot sister, at your ***ing service."