900 Thousand Times I Would... - Comments

o__o Why has this not been updated???

Updaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Pretty pretty please?

i have read this chapter again for like the 700th time since u put it up and i love it more and lauhg harder each time...but.....u need to update it!!! im dying from anticipation over here!
and ryans monster cock....just...yummy...
^.^

umm, yeah, i have to agree with Manda. this needs updatin in a bad way. cuz i love it. and i want rydon ACTION! haha.

Hey.
So I've just re-read the last few chapters, and you know what I realized?
You TOTALLY need to update =p
Because, you know, this story is amazing. And it would be awesome to know if Ryan swerves the car and kills everybody and their Blizzards or whatever from Dairy Queen =p
<3 Manda

loved your chapter eight author's note.

priceless....

and the picspam at the end......

Yeah can't wait for more.

story is so fucking awesome!!!! and most of things there made me crack up ,like when Ryden was daning in the mall.hahaha.

Write More!! =]

They're really good.

I'm definatley wanting to read more, you're a great writer.

x

when are you gonna update again? =D Im so excited to seeeeee =D

Btw, I totally agree that Ryan's cock is gihormous *nods*

It's a freakin porno on it's own.

Oh, and someone mentioned marriage? Can I be a flower girl? xD

or a tree would be good too. As long as i have eyes to witness everything! =DDD

UPDATE! =D

amazing!

The Original Maya.:

damn, should have gotten on mibba quicker. COOKIES FOR LIFE?! Amazing.

Let's seee.....

If he got high now, he's end up doing something stupid like grabbing Brendon and raping him in front of everyone.

*FACEPALM*I totally didn't imagine that actually happening.

... I totally did. :tehe:

"Listen, I'm not Pete, okay?" he began. "I can't woo you with poetry or sweet words. I'm not suave, and I never say the right thing. I don't have the most charming smile, and I'm not a superstar. I'm not romantic in the slightest, even though I try to be. But you're my best friend, and I'm not afraid to admit that. I... I care about you, Ryan. I care about you a whole hell of a lot. I care about you too much, all right? I can't stop thinking about you. I lie awake at night praying to whoever is out there that you'll be all right. That's all I want. That's all.

I think I melted into a large puddle.

I still sleep in my fuckin' Spiderman pajamas for Christ's sakes.Totally imagined that, too. :tehe:

"Sucking his blood out?"

"I was trying," Jon smirked.

OMG NEW EDWARD CULLEN. :tehe:

*quotes whole discussion of Ryan's dick*

:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

oh my god. I love you so much right now.

More, kthnx? :cute: :file:

totally agree with this ^^^^

"That thing is an animal! Have you seen that thing recently?" Spencer asked.

"You have?!" Jon and Brendon demanded at the same time.

Spencer shrugged. "Well, ya. I mean, we've been friends our whole lives. There's not exactly any secrets."

Brendon's eyes widened as he began to prod Spencer. "Is it nice? Like, is it-"

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY COCK!" Ryan shouted.

lol.

Bahaha XD
dude do u KNOW how funny the moster cock thing was?
its only funny case its TRUE
update soon
oh and if you do have a marriage [wouldbt advise it unless your do time jumps] i want to be a grooms maid or whatever :D just put my name down x]

damn, should have gotten on mibba quicker. COOKIES FOR LIFE?! Amazing.

Let's seee.....

If he got high now, he's end up doing something stupid like grabbing Brendon and raping him in front of everyone.

*FACEPALM*I totally didn't imagine that actually happening.

... I totally did. :tehe:

"Listen, I'm not Pete, okay?" he began. "I can't woo you with poetry or sweet words. I'm not suave, and I never say the right thing. I don't have the most charming smile, and I'm not a superstar. I'm not romantic in the slightest, even though I try to be. But you're my best friend, and I'm not afraid to admit that. I... I care about you, Ryan. I care about you a whole hell of a lot. I care about you too much, all right? I can't stop thinking about you. I lie awake at night praying to whoever is out there that you'll be all right. That's all I want. That's all.

I think I melted into a large puddle.

I still sleep in my fuckin' Spiderman pajamas for Christ's sakes.Totally imagined that, too. :tehe:

"Sucking his blood out?"

"I was trying," Jon smirked.

OMG NEW EDWARD CULLEN. :tehe:

*quotes whole discussion of Ryan's dick*

:cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

oh my god. I love you so much right now.

More, kthnx? :cute: :file:

iamFINE:

"Can you wait until after go to Dairy Queen?"

lmfao
I love this story =]
Thanks for updating
<3 Manda

YOU ARE THE 200TH COMMENTER. COOKIES FOR LIFE.

"Can you wait until after go to Dairy Queen?"

lmfao
I love this story =]
Thanks for updating
<3 Manda

HAHAHHAHAHAHAM. Dick. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAM. XD Hilarious, I'm almost crying. :] CANNNN YOU FEELLLL THE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TONIGHTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!? Cause I sure as blog can. It's a fully functional disfunctional family, and it kinda works. Eat your heart out. Numa.

Dude. Dude! I freaking love you.
This chapter was just....Ohmygosh.
I laughed so hard at the last part. Wow.
And Brendon's speech made me swoon. <333
That picspam was the tiniest bit creepy, but fantastically hilarious at the same time. =)
I love this story!! Please write more soon?

Ryan rolled down his window. "Jon, what the fuck are you doing?!" he demanded. Dude. DUDE. I can so see that happening, and-ah.. ahahaha :lmfao

"Listen, I'm not Pete, okay?" he began. "I can't woo you with poetry or sweet words. I'm not suave, and I never say the right thing. I don't have the most charming smile, and I'm not a superstar. I'm not romantic in the slightest, even though I try to be. But you're my best friend, and I'm not afraid to admit that. I... I care about you, Ryan. I care about you a whole hell of a lot. I care about you too much, all right? I can't stop thinking about you. I lie awake at night praying to whoever is out there that you'll be all right. That's all I want. That's all.

"But I just want you to know that I would never hurt you. I would never take you for granted and just assume you'll be there when I wake up. I'd never kiss you before asking your permission first, verbally or not. I would never lie to you repeatedly and tell you that I don't love you. Because I do. And maybe it's wrong, maybe it's all wrong. I know there has to be a reason that you're the only one I can tell everything to. You keep me stable, Ry." He looked up from his feet and looked at Ryan. Brendon could see silent tears dripping from his eyes. It broke his heart to see him cry. "Please... don't cry." Brendon pleaded as he took Ryan into his arms.

"I'm sorry," Ryan mumbled, wiping his face with the back of his sleeve. He felt like such a pansy. But the words Brendon was saying were so beautiful. "Go on."

"I... I know I'm immature. I still sleep in my fuckin' Spiderman pajamas for Christ's sakes. I still cry when I scrape my knees. But you take care of me like no one else can. And I can take care of you, if you let me. You make me happy, and I'd really like to think that I make you happy too. I want you to be happy. And if you think that you can't be happy with me... then I'll understand. But if you can... then please, consider giving me a chance. I'll treat you the way you've deserved all along," Brendon promised. "I love you, and I mean that more than anything else."
(Woosh, that was, like, half your chapter :file: ) BUT AGAIN WITH THE GOOEY THINGY! Oh my gooood. *dies from sweetness*

Brendon laughed. "They're so annoying when they're high," he stated.

Ryan smiled back. "They're like that all the time."

Brendon shrugged. "True."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :lmfao (Don't know why exactly that is so funny)

"Hey, keep your fucking eyes on the road!" Spencer demanded.

"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" Ryan retorted, turning onto a street.

"Don't call my boyfriend a bitch, skank!" Jon shot back.

"Watch it, you cocksucker!" Brendon defended.

Spencer started laughing. "You guys are so gay," he pointed out.
Well, no shit, Spencer. :tehe:

"Okay, okay, you have a big dick," Jon allowed. "But not as big as the Loch Ness Monster in Ryan's pants."
Need I really say anything? *high fives Jon*

BUT HEY! HEEEEY! Just 'cause he has some giant junk, doesn't mean he wears the pants, nor that Brendon's his bitch. So, seriously, stop kiddin' yourself. *ahem*

CallusedSilk:

My friend got really upset because I first decided that it looked like Ryan was smuggling strange cucumbers into the united states using his pants.

Then I decided it was....well...perfect how Ryan has a monster cock and well....Brendon kinda has the perfectcock sucking lips.

<_< >_>

*molests them both*

Actually, I'm kinda hot for Jon Walker right now.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :lmfao :lmfao OMG IK. BRENDON HAS THE PERFECT LIPS FOR A COCKSLUT!

ily man. :arms: