I am NOT related to the person who said these things::
Ok, that one was i... so this one is j... I hate the letter j. It's like i with a boner.
I remember I was reading this one story, and it came to this sex scene, and like before this guy jizzed, the author thought it was necessary to write "KA POW!" Because, ya know, I totally think "KA POW" everytime I orgasm.
I just realized I can't talk gangster for shit. I mean, it may have something to do with the fact that I'm white but Sam can speak gangster-ese perfectly fine. She wears boxers. And a beanie. ... I think she's secretly black. -SOO RACISTTT RIGHT THEREEEE OMFG MARIAH! HOW DARE YOU?
Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. ... I want cheese to my macaroni. Better yet I want alfredo to my penne. Yeah that was a bad joke. Soz.
Now my attempts at humor are really getting lame here... um um um ... VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE.
"Your mother is a beepbeepbeepbeep-ing beepbeep lorinipsum beep beep beep agminunvenium beep beep beep beep trrrrgula beep beep beepbeep beep hippopotamus ... republican beep beep beep beep Danial Radcliff beep beep beep beep with a bucket of... in a castle far far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep Soup beeep beeep beep beep beep with a bucket of beep mickey mouse beep beep with a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beep ALAKAZAM!"
ED.... god... Stop effin' being obsessed with erectile dysfunction. u dun want it. -coughhack-
Ok, that one was i...
so this one is j...
I hate the letter j.
It's like i with a boner.
I remember I was reading this one story,
and it came to this sex scene,
and like before this guy jizzed,
the author thought it was necessary to write "KA POW!"
Because, ya know, I totally think "KA POW" everytime I orgasm.
I just realized I can't talk gangster for shit.
I mean, it may have something to do with the fact that I'm white
but Sam can speak gangster-ese perfectly fine.
She wears boxers.
And a beanie.
...
I think she's secretly black.
-SOO RACISTTT RIGHT THEREEEE
OMFG
MARIAH!
HOW DARE YOU?
Paulie Bleeker is totally boss.
He is the cheese to my macaroni.
...
I want cheese to my macaroni.
Better yet
I want alfredo to my penne.
Yeah that was a bad joke.
Soz.
Now my attempts at humor are really getting lame here...
um
um
um
...
VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE.
"Your mother is a beepbeepbeepbeep-ing beepbeep lorinipsum beep beep beep agminunvenium beep beep beep beep trrrrgula beep beep beepbeep beep hippopotamus ... republican beep beep beep beep Danial Radcliff beep beep beep beep with a bucket of... in a castle far far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep Soup beeep beeep beep beep beep with a bucket of beep mickey mouse beep beep with a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep magical beep beep ALAKAZAM!"
ED.... god...
Stop effin' being obsessed with erectile dysfunction.
u dun want it.
-coughhack-