When you said in the chapter description 'Talk over him and call him a sick fucker' I thought you ment like lean infront of him so that he is basically forced to look down your shirt and then call him a sick fucker, that would have been funny if that happened! but this was..good too =)
So funny... Where was Adie at 2:30 in the morning while she was asking Billie all those questions? I'm surprized she didnt hit him after he answered the question like that!
oh, my fucking god, i have never laughed so much in all of my fucking life. here i sit, in the freezing cold room of the computer, reading random fanfics. as a ran accross this. i LOL'd all the way through, earning dirty looks from my family. thankyou, you beautiful minded person.